The Setup:

-Turn whatever your music player is on shuffle

-Right a little drabble for the first ten songs that come up

-No skipping!

AN: Hey there! So this song was number two on my list, but I went ahead and wrote it. I decided that I'm going to post these in the order that I wrote them in. I would still like suggestions for the Sleeping Giant songs, though! I just really wanted to start posting these...

Anyways! Enjoy! (Try to read it in Maxi Whitehead's voice!)

PS. I don't really know how to write British English, and it's, like, 11:30 pm when I finished this, so just deal with my American English. (and no offense to any Brits, I was just trying to write how Sealand would think)

2. Loser Like Me - Glee Cast

Sealand's POV

"You're not a country, never have been, never will be! Now go home!"

The big jerk face- I mean, my big brother England- would always say things like that to me whenever I brought anything country related up.

Like right now. I was just trying to listen in at a World Conference, but he kicked me out. I was now locked out, and I didn't feel like sneaking in. So I decided that I would go home. To my country. The World Conference Hall was all the way in Washington D.C., but being that I am a country, it's no issue to just run home.

Well, swim home.

I went to the nearest beach, ran to the shore, and dove in. Luckily, no one was there to see me. I'm a very fast swimmer, so it took me a half hour at the most to reach my country. I swam my way over to a small step ladder on one of the supporting columns. I climbed it until I was just out of the water, then jumped from there. I pushed off with my legs, feeling myself fly into the air. I stuck my landing, raised my hands in the air, and gave a twirl to finish my show.

"Hello everyone!" I shouted. "I'm back!"

"Welcome back, !" A random guy greeted me. I nodded in the direction of my fan, then ran off to my room. I went over to my anime collection, but found that I didn't feel like watching anything. Instead I flopped down on my bed, throwing my hat to the side.

I thought about what Jerk-Face-England had said. I know he's wrong. I mean, sure I haven't always been a country, I'm only about fifty years old! And besides, if Sealand wasn't a country, then why was I personified? Answer that, Jerk-Face!

And just because I'm only a young country, doesn't mean that I'm not a country at all! America started out even smaller than me, and look where he is now! And even though Jerk-Face hides it, I know he respects him. He once said; "Although America is a git and a pain in the butt, I do admire the way he grew. He's all big and strong now…" And then I stopped paying attention because he got all sentimental.

But, that just proves that Jerk-Face admires someone who started out like me!

Besides, he'll have to admit it someday that I am a country. I don't care about what he says, it doesn't affect me! He can keep talking, but I don't care! In fact, I bet that one day, he'll want to be a country like me!

I looked at my clock. The meeting was surely over by now! I picked up my phone to call my bro- ah, Jerk-Face. I listened to the rings, waiting for him to pick up. After about four or so, I heard his voice.

"Yes?" He answered with a sigh. "What is it?"

"Hey Jerky-Jerk-Face!" I yelled in the phone. "Hey you over there, in your big stupid castle! You can keep up with your demeaning manor, but you can't deny it! I'm the great country, The Principality of Sealand! That's S. E. A. L. A. N. D.! And I can only be who I are!"

Jerk-Face sighed. "It's, 'I can only be who I am', Sealand." He said. "You need to work on your grammar." With that, he hung up. I smiled. He was so jealous! I flopped back down on my bed.

Yep, I thought. He just wants to be a country like me.

The End?

AN:

See what I did there? LOL

Yay, that was fun!

Like I said, I'm not sure how to write in Brittish English, otherwise I would have. It'a not my best work, but anyways, I hope you liked it!

Random Fact: Halfway through writing this, I got distracted and had to go learn the song on guitar. So I took, like, five minutes to do that then got back to work. I learn how to play songs really easily...

Review if you please!

Thanks loves!