The Volturi Shop Lift
Aro walked into the mall followed by Demetri. "What are we here for again?", said Demetri as he looked around the mall. It was full of awful things like CHILDREN and puppies. "Oh take away the cuteness!" "Shut up and act normal!", Aro hissed. "We are here on a mission. First we must locate our target." Aro looked around for Victoria Secret. Then he exclaimed," We must steal all of the pink lacy panties!"
As the walked into Victoria Secret, Demetri got nervous. "Aro!", he hissed, "It's staring at me! Destroy it!" It was a wait for it... terrifying mannequin modeling a lacy lengerie number! "It's terrifying!", screamed Aro. They looked away and scoped the room. "There!", screamed Demetri. They located the drawer of pink lacy panties.
With lightning speed they stole that lingerie and ran from the mall, all the back to Volterra, for fear of that mannequin ratting them out. The whole rest of the day was sent deploying an attack force to destroy the mannequin, the only witness to the theft.