Japanese Idol
Chapter 1
By: HanyouGohan
(And Videl Too)
Disclaimer: Blah Blah Blah.I don't own the songs or anything.
Simon and the other two people I really don't care about are sitting in their normal seats with their normal Cokes and normal facial expressions. And now here's our host: GOURRY!
Gourry: Yo, everyone. What is up? N-E-wayz today we've gather a great bunch o' people. But you see, outta all these competitors only 10 will make it, then 5, then 2, and finally the winner! And there's more! The other two people died, and only Simon is left. Dude! That so rox. Welp enjoy!
Announcer: Our first 'artist' will be: Goku Son. His age is like 50 million but he keeps dying and stuff so no one really knows. He has two sons that are way better than him and a wife named Chichi. Ladies and gentlemen! Please welcome Goku!
{Invisible crowed cheers} {Goku runs out}
Goku: And now I will be singing: Catch A Falling Star
Simon: Oh boy, I am so excited (Sarcastic Tone)
Gourry: It seems Simon is ready to go! Let's begin, Goku!
{Music Starts}
Goku: cAtCh A fAlLiNg StAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARrrr AnD pUt It In YoUr PoCkEt sAvE iT fOr A rAiNy Dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Simon: My GOSH! Shut-up!
Gourry: (ears covered) Dude, that was awful!
Simon: Goku, come here
Gourry: Lets see what the judge has to say
Simon: Goku, you have great determination. That's a good thing but you have two problems: One, you are too old to be a Japanese Idol b/c you keep dying and stuff and two, you REALLY and I mean REALLY cant sing. Go back to saving the world *waves Goku off*
Goku: * sniffle sniffle * You're just here to make people cry! (Marches off stage) *A_N: Hey do any of yall remember who said that for real? If ya do.put it in ur review. See hint*
Gourry: And our next 'artist' is: Shippo from Inuyasha and Co.
{Shippo walkes out on the stage and invisible crowd cheers}
Simon: My gosh, he's small.
Shippo: I am going to sing: that odd Veggie tale's chicken song thingy
Gourry: () Okk.then. GO for it! {Music starts}
Shippo: Compound! CHICKEN! Mongolian! CHICKEN! Sweet and Sour! CHICKEN! Cajun! CHICKEN! Do the mushu! Mu mu shu mumu mu shhu! Shu shu mu ma mum u sha shu shu! YEAH!
Simon: Yeah that was so good. (Shippo smiles) That was a lie! Get off the stage!
{Shippo bursts into tears and runs into Kagome's arms who only throws him on the ground and walks on stage}
Gourry: It seems our next 'artist' is Kagome. Kagome are you ready?
{Kagome nods}
Gourry: Then start! (Simon is looking, in disgust, at how short Kagome's skirt is}
Kagome: We were strangers starting out on a journey. Never dreamin' what we had to go through now here we are and Im suddenly standing at the beginning with you! No one told me I was going to find you, unexpected what ya did to my heart and when I lost hope you were there to remind me.this is the start! Ohho and life is a road.
Simon (when Kagome ended): I must say, when I saw your freaky skirt I thought you were going to try 'n be Brittany Spears or something. But Oh ho ho was I wrong. You were very good indeed; just wear something else next time OK?
Kagome: (nods) Yes sir thanks a lot. {Skips over to Inuyasha as crowd cheers}
Gourry: It seems we have 1 out of the ten first few finalists. Welp, next we have Miroku!
Miroku: (Immediately starts singing) if I were a dentist I would take the opportunity to look in your mouth! Whee who Whee who! Maybe if I did then I would better understand just what you're talking about. Whee who Whee who! And if my ex-ray vision turned to positive I'd still be only dreamin' of you! Cuz approaching you is something I know I'd never have the guts to do. Oh yeah Oh yeah pretty girls make me nervous! Come on Come on! Pretty girls make me nervous! Oh yeah Oh yeah! Pretty girls make me nervous, when there as pretty as you!
Simon: (staring at Miroku) Im sorry, but you're a pervert. Please leave
Miroku: I prefer 'leech' HUMPH! {stomps away to Sango who glares daggers at him}
Gourry: Ok, lez see here, next we have Sanosuke. Come on out!
{Sano runs out on stage and smirks}
Gourry: AND START!
Sanosuke: (grabs mic) I wanna heal! I wanna feel what I thought was never real! I wanna let go of the pain I felt so long. Release all the pain till it's gone! I wanna heal, I wanna feel! Like Im close to something real. I wanna find something I wanted all along: somewhere I belong. I will never know myself until I do this on my own. And I will never feel anything else until my wounds are healed. I WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING TILL I BREAK AWAY FROM ME! I will break away, I'll find myself today.
{Sanosuke runs over to Simon as crowd goes nuts}
Simon: My, my. Great choice of song, I love Linkin Park! Dude, and the whole 'bad' symbol really finished it off. Not only that but your singing was great! I do, however, want to point out that you did not move around too much and you really need to do that so.yeah. Ok, whatever just go to Kagome. (waves him off)
Sanosuke: EPP! I made it. YES! {runs to Kagome}
Gourry: Next is.is.LINA! Everyone it's Lina!
{Crowed Cheers and Lina runs on}
Gourry: LINA! HI LINA! LIIIIIINNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Lina: (Sweatdrops) Errmmm.Hi Gourry. ^__^;;; Eh he he he.
Gourry: Ok START! ^____^ Please make it.please dear God let her make it!
Lina: Kitzutsuski, kokoro ga kowasa Wo oboeteku Setsunaki, kokoro ga nanika Ni motareteku Tsuyosa wa, subete wo Tsutsumikonda toride Yashisa, namida wo shirazu Ni wa katarenai Tonight, Tonight Yureyu honowo heto hazashita Midnight Blue Yamiyo.Ameyo.Ima ashiete Tsukiyo.Kazeyo.Ima kotaete Towoku.Towoku.Haruka towoku Tabi no hateni nani ga aruno Yamiyo.Ameyo.Ima ashiete Tsukiyo.Kazeyo.Ima kotaete Towoku.Towoku.Haruka towoku Tabi no hateni nani ga aruno Towoku.Towoku.Haruka Towoku.
Gourry: * sniffle, sniffle* The theme song.
{Lina walks over to Simon}
Simon: You can sing, and all but heck! I couldn't understand the words... COOL! You're in!
Lina: EPP! Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gourry: Ok, bye Lina. See you back stage *sniffle, sniffle* Ok so we have three outta ten. That leaves seven. Lez go. Next up is: Plankton from SpongeBob!
{Plankton runs out and all}
Plankton: F is for fire that burns down the whole town! U is for uranium BOMB! N in for No survivors! WHEN YOUR-
Simon: Plankton! (ha ha! Anyone know where that's from??) Stop, that was so stupid, and I cant even see you. So amscray!
{Plankton walks off stage but no one sees him}
Gourry: Yup, erm next is: SpongeBob himself!
{SpongeBob runs out and the invisible crowd goes wild!}
SpongeBob: The winter takes all. It's the feel of one more kill! The last one to fall wont sacrifice their will!...Cuz its sweet, sweet sweet victory! (Sorry I forgot the words, but you know the episode!)
Simon: *sniffle sniffle*
Gourry: Oh my! Simon is crying. This seems to be good.
Simon: BRAVO! BRAVO! Wow SpongeBob, that was amazing! You're in! *Wipes away tear*
SpongeBob: Really?! YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! (Dances off stage)
Squidward: Rats.
{Crowd goes nutzy} SPONGE BOB ROX! SPONGE BOB ROX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
{Plankton grumbles about his song being better}
Gourry: Up next we have someone who I really didn't expect to see here today. Ladies and Gentlemen give it up for: CELL!!!
{Cell runs on stage and no one really claps}
Simon: My gosh!
Cell: I don't want to say Im sorry Cause I know there's nothing wrong Don't be afraid There's no need to worry Cause my feelings for you are still strong ::Hold me in your arms And never let me go Hold me in your arms Cause I need you so:: I can see it in your eyes There is something Something you want to tell me I see it in your eyes There is something that you hide from me.
Gourry: Who'd a thought.SHEESH! Lez see what Simon has to say
Simon: MY GOSH! THAT WAS HORRIBLE! Yes, you can sing but for goodness sakes YOU'RE A BUG! AND LOOK AT YOU.you're all mutilated.
Cell: Thank Gohan for that sir.
Simon: Well Im sorry, Cell. But you can't be the Japanese Idol looking like that. So leave!
Cell: (Yelling back stage) BUU! YOU WON THE BET!
Buu: YIPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Gourry: So next we have.huh? Sailor Jupiter AND Sailor Venus? Oh boy.
{Scouts run out and everyone of the invisible crowed boo's}
Sailor V.: I thought they only cheered (Sailor J. Shruggs)
Gourry: Ok.start. T_T;;
Sailor Scouts: This was an accident, not the kind we're sorry for, never even noticed we're suddenly crumbling. Tell me how you've never felt delicate or innocent. Do you still have doubts that us having faith make any sense. Staring at your photograph every thing now in their best. Never felt so lonely I wish that you could show me love-
Simon: STOP!
Sailor Scouts: huh?
Simon: If I knew you were going to sing about THAT. Then we should have never let you come. Sheesh, and you should know that's an inappropriate song for the kids watching at home! GET OUTTA HERE YA FREAKS!!!!!!!!!!!! (throws his Coke at them)
{Scouts run away crying with Coke all in their hair.}
Simon: Lets go to a commercial.
Gourry: You heard the man! But we leave by saying: Is there anyone else to fill in the six spaces left? Will there be any other songs like Miroku's or the girls? Find out next time on "Japanese Idol!" Here I come Lina!!!!!! WHHHEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
-End
A_N: there's the first chapter! I though it was funny. Ok, listen, my friend Videl (Ariel) helps me out with a lot of stories and we make a lot of stories together. That's why you see her name in so many of the stories. OK? Yeah, that was pretty pointless. Welp, yeah. Oh, if you want the full lyrics to any song I can give them to you. Please let me know. This might help:
I got the songs from: Catch a Falling Star: I heard it on "Princess Diaries" The Chicken Song thingy: Veggie Tales Wonderful Journey: Anistasia Pretty Girls: Simon and Milo (yeah.I like em) Somewhere I Belong: Like, one of the kewlest bands in the world: LINKIN PARK!! Midnight Blue: Theme Song on Slayers the Movie F-U-N Plankton's Way: SpongeBob Episode: F-U-N Sweet Victory (or whatever it's called): SpongeBob Episode: Band Geeks Hold Me In Your Arms (Something): I love this song, but I don't know who did it. Could ya tell me? Show me Love: t.A.T.u
And I have a couple of questions for yall: 1) Do you know where I got the "You're only here to make ppl cry" thing from? If you do or think you do let me know and I'll tell ya if ur right. *Hint: It was on a television show like this one* 2) The thing where Simon interrupts Plankton is from a thing.do you know what that is? 3) (this is a request) Do you know the lyrics to: Sweet Victory? I love that song but I don't know the words! WHHHAAA!!!!
So.leave a review and come on back next chapter and look for your name and stuff.maybe Over and Out!
-Hitokiri Battousai
Chapter 1
By: HanyouGohan
(And Videl Too)
Disclaimer: Blah Blah Blah.I don't own the songs or anything.
Simon and the other two people I really don't care about are sitting in their normal seats with their normal Cokes and normal facial expressions. And now here's our host: GOURRY!
Gourry: Yo, everyone. What is up? N-E-wayz today we've gather a great bunch o' people. But you see, outta all these competitors only 10 will make it, then 5, then 2, and finally the winner! And there's more! The other two people died, and only Simon is left. Dude! That so rox. Welp enjoy!
Announcer: Our first 'artist' will be: Goku Son. His age is like 50 million but he keeps dying and stuff so no one really knows. He has two sons that are way better than him and a wife named Chichi. Ladies and gentlemen! Please welcome Goku!
{Invisible crowed cheers} {Goku runs out}
Goku: And now I will be singing: Catch A Falling Star
Simon: Oh boy, I am so excited (Sarcastic Tone)
Gourry: It seems Simon is ready to go! Let's begin, Goku!
{Music Starts}
Goku: cAtCh A fAlLiNg StAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARrrr AnD pUt It In YoUr PoCkEt sAvE iT fOr A rAiNy Dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Simon: My GOSH! Shut-up!
Gourry: (ears covered) Dude, that was awful!
Simon: Goku, come here
Gourry: Lets see what the judge has to say
Simon: Goku, you have great determination. That's a good thing but you have two problems: One, you are too old to be a Japanese Idol b/c you keep dying and stuff and two, you REALLY and I mean REALLY cant sing. Go back to saving the world *waves Goku off*
Goku: * sniffle sniffle * You're just here to make people cry! (Marches off stage) *A_N: Hey do any of yall remember who said that for real? If ya do.put it in ur review. See hint*
Gourry: And our next 'artist' is: Shippo from Inuyasha and Co.
{Shippo walkes out on the stage and invisible crowd cheers}
Simon: My gosh, he's small.
Shippo: I am going to sing: that odd Veggie tale's chicken song thingy
Gourry: () Okk.then. GO for it! {Music starts}
Shippo: Compound! CHICKEN! Mongolian! CHICKEN! Sweet and Sour! CHICKEN! Cajun! CHICKEN! Do the mushu! Mu mu shu mumu mu shhu! Shu shu mu ma mum u sha shu shu! YEAH!
Simon: Yeah that was so good. (Shippo smiles) That was a lie! Get off the stage!
{Shippo bursts into tears and runs into Kagome's arms who only throws him on the ground and walks on stage}
Gourry: It seems our next 'artist' is Kagome. Kagome are you ready?
{Kagome nods}
Gourry: Then start! (Simon is looking, in disgust, at how short Kagome's skirt is}
Kagome: We were strangers starting out on a journey. Never dreamin' what we had to go through now here we are and Im suddenly standing at the beginning with you! No one told me I was going to find you, unexpected what ya did to my heart and when I lost hope you were there to remind me.this is the start! Ohho and life is a road.
Simon (when Kagome ended): I must say, when I saw your freaky skirt I thought you were going to try 'n be Brittany Spears or something. But Oh ho ho was I wrong. You were very good indeed; just wear something else next time OK?
Kagome: (nods) Yes sir thanks a lot. {Skips over to Inuyasha as crowd cheers}
Gourry: It seems we have 1 out of the ten first few finalists. Welp, next we have Miroku!
Miroku: (Immediately starts singing) if I were a dentist I would take the opportunity to look in your mouth! Whee who Whee who! Maybe if I did then I would better understand just what you're talking about. Whee who Whee who! And if my ex-ray vision turned to positive I'd still be only dreamin' of you! Cuz approaching you is something I know I'd never have the guts to do. Oh yeah Oh yeah pretty girls make me nervous! Come on Come on! Pretty girls make me nervous! Oh yeah Oh yeah! Pretty girls make me nervous, when there as pretty as you!
Simon: (staring at Miroku) Im sorry, but you're a pervert. Please leave
Miroku: I prefer 'leech' HUMPH! {stomps away to Sango who glares daggers at him}
Gourry: Ok, lez see here, next we have Sanosuke. Come on out!
{Sano runs out on stage and smirks}
Gourry: AND START!
Sanosuke: (grabs mic) I wanna heal! I wanna feel what I thought was never real! I wanna let go of the pain I felt so long. Release all the pain till it's gone! I wanna heal, I wanna feel! Like Im close to something real. I wanna find something I wanted all along: somewhere I belong. I will never know myself until I do this on my own. And I will never feel anything else until my wounds are healed. I WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING TILL I BREAK AWAY FROM ME! I will break away, I'll find myself today.
{Sanosuke runs over to Simon as crowd goes nuts}
Simon: My, my. Great choice of song, I love Linkin Park! Dude, and the whole 'bad' symbol really finished it off. Not only that but your singing was great! I do, however, want to point out that you did not move around too much and you really need to do that so.yeah. Ok, whatever just go to Kagome. (waves him off)
Sanosuke: EPP! I made it. YES! {runs to Kagome}
Gourry: Next is.is.LINA! Everyone it's Lina!
{Crowed Cheers and Lina runs on}
Gourry: LINA! HI LINA! LIIIIIINNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Lina: (Sweatdrops) Errmmm.Hi Gourry. ^__^;;; Eh he he he.
Gourry: Ok START! ^____^ Please make it.please dear God let her make it!
Lina: Kitzutsuski, kokoro ga kowasa Wo oboeteku Setsunaki, kokoro ga nanika Ni motareteku Tsuyosa wa, subete wo Tsutsumikonda toride Yashisa, namida wo shirazu Ni wa katarenai Tonight, Tonight Yureyu honowo heto hazashita Midnight Blue Yamiyo.Ameyo.Ima ashiete Tsukiyo.Kazeyo.Ima kotaete Towoku.Towoku.Haruka towoku Tabi no hateni nani ga aruno Yamiyo.Ameyo.Ima ashiete Tsukiyo.Kazeyo.Ima kotaete Towoku.Towoku.Haruka towoku Tabi no hateni nani ga aruno Towoku.Towoku.Haruka Towoku.
Gourry: * sniffle, sniffle* The theme song.
{Lina walks over to Simon}
Simon: You can sing, and all but heck! I couldn't understand the words... COOL! You're in!
Lina: EPP! Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gourry: Ok, bye Lina. See you back stage *sniffle, sniffle* Ok so we have three outta ten. That leaves seven. Lez go. Next up is: Plankton from SpongeBob!
{Plankton runs out and all}
Plankton: F is for fire that burns down the whole town! U is for uranium BOMB! N in for No survivors! WHEN YOUR-
Simon: Plankton! (ha ha! Anyone know where that's from??) Stop, that was so stupid, and I cant even see you. So amscray!
{Plankton walks off stage but no one sees him}
Gourry: Yup, erm next is: SpongeBob himself!
{SpongeBob runs out and the invisible crowd goes wild!}
SpongeBob: The winter takes all. It's the feel of one more kill! The last one to fall wont sacrifice their will!...Cuz its sweet, sweet sweet victory! (Sorry I forgot the words, but you know the episode!)
Simon: *sniffle sniffle*
Gourry: Oh my! Simon is crying. This seems to be good.
Simon: BRAVO! BRAVO! Wow SpongeBob, that was amazing! You're in! *Wipes away tear*
SpongeBob: Really?! YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! (Dances off stage)
Squidward: Rats.
{Crowd goes nutzy} SPONGE BOB ROX! SPONGE BOB ROX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
{Plankton grumbles about his song being better}
Gourry: Up next we have someone who I really didn't expect to see here today. Ladies and Gentlemen give it up for: CELL!!!
{Cell runs on stage and no one really claps}
Simon: My gosh!
Cell: I don't want to say Im sorry Cause I know there's nothing wrong Don't be afraid There's no need to worry Cause my feelings for you are still strong ::Hold me in your arms And never let me go Hold me in your arms Cause I need you so:: I can see it in your eyes There is something Something you want to tell me I see it in your eyes There is something that you hide from me.
Gourry: Who'd a thought.SHEESH! Lez see what Simon has to say
Simon: MY GOSH! THAT WAS HORRIBLE! Yes, you can sing but for goodness sakes YOU'RE A BUG! AND LOOK AT YOU.you're all mutilated.
Cell: Thank Gohan for that sir.
Simon: Well Im sorry, Cell. But you can't be the Japanese Idol looking like that. So leave!
Cell: (Yelling back stage) BUU! YOU WON THE BET!
Buu: YIPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Gourry: So next we have.huh? Sailor Jupiter AND Sailor Venus? Oh boy.
{Scouts run out and everyone of the invisible crowed boo's}
Sailor V.: I thought they only cheered (Sailor J. Shruggs)
Gourry: Ok.start. T_T;;
Sailor Scouts: This was an accident, not the kind we're sorry for, never even noticed we're suddenly crumbling. Tell me how you've never felt delicate or innocent. Do you still have doubts that us having faith make any sense. Staring at your photograph every thing now in their best. Never felt so lonely I wish that you could show me love-
Simon: STOP!
Sailor Scouts: huh?
Simon: If I knew you were going to sing about THAT. Then we should have never let you come. Sheesh, and you should know that's an inappropriate song for the kids watching at home! GET OUTTA HERE YA FREAKS!!!!!!!!!!!! (throws his Coke at them)
{Scouts run away crying with Coke all in their hair.}
Simon: Lets go to a commercial.
Gourry: You heard the man! But we leave by saying: Is there anyone else to fill in the six spaces left? Will there be any other songs like Miroku's or the girls? Find out next time on "Japanese Idol!" Here I come Lina!!!!!! WHHHEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
-End
A_N: there's the first chapter! I though it was funny. Ok, listen, my friend Videl (Ariel) helps me out with a lot of stories and we make a lot of stories together. That's why you see her name in so many of the stories. OK? Yeah, that was pretty pointless. Welp, yeah. Oh, if you want the full lyrics to any song I can give them to you. Please let me know. This might help:
I got the songs from: Catch a Falling Star: I heard it on "Princess Diaries" The Chicken Song thingy: Veggie Tales Wonderful Journey: Anistasia Pretty Girls: Simon and Milo (yeah.I like em) Somewhere I Belong: Like, one of the kewlest bands in the world: LINKIN PARK!! Midnight Blue: Theme Song on Slayers the Movie F-U-N Plankton's Way: SpongeBob Episode: F-U-N Sweet Victory (or whatever it's called): SpongeBob Episode: Band Geeks Hold Me In Your Arms (Something): I love this song, but I don't know who did it. Could ya tell me? Show me Love: t.A.T.u
And I have a couple of questions for yall: 1) Do you know where I got the "You're only here to make ppl cry" thing from? If you do or think you do let me know and I'll tell ya if ur right. *Hint: It was on a television show like this one* 2) The thing where Simon interrupts Plankton is from a thing.do you know what that is? 3) (this is a request) Do you know the lyrics to: Sweet Victory? I love that song but I don't know the words! WHHHAAA!!!!
So.leave a review and come on back next chapter and look for your name and stuff.maybe Over and Out!
-Hitokiri Battousai