Hermione was walking down the hallways of Hogwarts with her friends Harry Potter and Ron Weasley. They were having so much fun because they are awesome. Anyways, Hermione said she had to study and skippid blissfully back to the common room. Harry and Ron proceded to go to the Great hall and play Wizard checkers because that game is awesome like howgrawts. Except when Snape is mean to them and Smacks Harry's fuzzy head with the floppy checker board and Ron creys sad tears.

As Hermone was walking up he magical moving staircase she saws handsome guy with sexy eyes and super sexily slicked-back blonde hair. And he had such a sexy face, but wait, it was Draco Malfoy! And Drco was a very mean foal and evil person. He also called Hermione a lot of horryyfic names like Big butt and stupid boobs. But today for some misterios and stupendeously terrific reason, he looked sexiful and hot.

"Where are you going, Gragner?" He asked in a sexy way. But Hermione was still mad because Draco is mean to her and her super cool friends.(harry and ron, remember? They're super awesome!)

"Ugh," She spat cotnardactingly and sohpistitcedly. "Draco stop being such a jerk!"

"Granger, even though you are extremly good-lokking, I must declin these sexual advancs of yours." Then malfoy stomped of in a tombyish and playful mannerisimm.

Then, Herminoe got sad because Mafloy was a total sex bomb and all the gurls wanted to eff him. Even LUNA!

So later that day she told Harry about her frightful and atrocoiusly-girly dilemma and he puked cause he hates Malfoy! But then he told Hermione to fallow her heart.

So then the next day Herimnoe confrotned Draco and told him in and uptight and geaurgeous way, because Hermione is super HOT!

"Mlafoy I love you! Even if our distinuishing houses seperate who we are it deos not matter because Harry told me that I must fallow my heart and its pointing to your sexy boyish face!"

They both gigglde in delight because they were in true love and totally kissed right in the miidle of the hallway! Ron was jealous because he likes Hermione but she doesn't know! And he doesn't like malfoy so hes very jealous and resentful of hes angrily deeds done dirt cheap with prostitutes! And Harry is jaelous because he has a major crush on Malfoy!(lol what a twist!) And he thinks dRaco is super salami sexi!

After having a total makeout and makeover session, Hermione goes to the Slytherin common room and they all except her becuase she is dating Draco and they throw a super soaker wizarding sun splash party to celebrate! It was so fun because slytrens like to party alot! And Hermoine gets super drunk from all this teuqlqila! And Draco is very conserned all of the suden. So he lets her sleep on his bed! But nothing dirty hapened ! Because Drco is good now!

Then next day, Hermone woke up and Mafoy was gon buthe left a notte that said,

"Dear my olelyst Hermionw, My evil deth eater duties have called! I must dissapper into the night but I will ruturn for you my lovleost dafodil! for the pigeons and sqirilles will not sing and rejoice until i have returned! I also want you to tell stupid ron to stop being such a hore and get his life back toghether or hell end up like lindsey lohan! and tell Harry that I don't like his face which points extrenous daggers into my deep complexion of thoughts and feelings." Your sexi bf, Draco.

And the Hermine cride ters of sadness and lustlessness.