I do not own PJO or HOO.
The Random Book of Percy Jackson By Annabeth Chase
Hello fellow intellectuals of the world, I am Annabeth Chase. I'm sure many of you already know me from the book my boyfriend, Percy Jackson, published about me, The Random Fact Book of Annabeth Chase. If anyone were to publish a book in this relationship, it would be me. But my seaweed brain of a boyfriend beat me to it! So I decide to get some revenge. This book is also a random book, but instead of featuring myself and all the facts I say, it will feature Percy and all of his… Percyness. If you are looking for a book that will benefit you in life try the one mentioned above, because as I said before this is about Percy.
Much like The Random Fact Book of Annabeth Chase, this will be organised at random. I too will include where and how each thing happened so if you wish try them in a similar way you may (although I don't know why you would want to). Rather than facts, this book will feature lame Pick-Up Lines, Dumb Jokes, Seaweed Brain Moments, and whatever else I can think of; because like I said this is a random book about Percy, who is a random person. So hopefully (most likely) this will end up being a rather long book.
Note: If you find yourself becoming more like Percy, I am sorry but there is no cure that we are aware of.
Symptoms of Becoming Percy Include (But are not limited to):
-Getting slapped for saying stupid things
-Clumsiness
-The inability to impress a girl
-The inability to speak proper English
-The inability to go a day without saying something stupid/obvious
-People face-palming in your presence
-Forgetting your girlfriend's birthday
-Forgetting who you are and disappearing for 6 months...
Also I can not be held responsible for brain damage, failure to pick up girls, or becoming a rather random person.
~Annabeth Chase