Hey everyone! Please know I was only writing this for fun and humor. So, it's supposed to be silly. If I didn't use any of your ships or OTPs, sorry! I could only do so many.

Emma: Hi everyone! Thanks for all joining me here today. Let the first ever Girl's Ship Club meeting commence! I'll start! Hi, I'm Emma!

Regina: Hi Emma.

Everyone: *Looks at Regina*

Regina: What? Aren't we doing that whole interdiction thing? Where we repeat their names in a way that sounds like we care but we really don't? No? Okay, carry on."

Emma: And I have my Killy, and he is mine, and he is my Killy.

Belle: *writes on whiteboard* Ship one, CaptainSwan.

Emma: I also had Neal once.

Belle: *keeps writing* SwanFire.

Emma: And Jefferson.

Belle: *writes* MadSwan.

Emma: And August.

Belle: *writes* WoodenSwan.

Emma: And Graham.

Belle: What do we call that? Gemma? I'm going with Gemma. *writes* Gemma.

Regina: Hi, I'm Regina. I once had Daniel and Graham but I don't know if I count him.

Belle: *writes* StableQueen and HuntingQueen

Regina: *smiles* Now I have Robin!

Belle: Wait, didn't he-

Emma: *covers Regina's ears* SH! *whispers* She still believes there's a way.

Belle: Uh, okay than. *writes* OutlawQueen.

Emma: *uncovers Regina's ears*

Regina: There have been one or two more people but let's never mind that.

Everyone: *stares*

Regina: Well? Who's next?

Belle: I'll go! More to get it out of the way. Hi, I'm Belle. I was… am… no, was… well, technically am… no, I was right the first time, was… well, maybe am…

Snow: We get it!

Belle: Well, was or am, I don't really know, with Rumple. *writes* Rumpbelle. I don't know how I feel about this. Anyway, there also might have been one or two others but if Regina doesn't have to say anything then I'm not either.

Snow: Hi, I'm Snow! And I love my Charming!

Belle: *writes* Snowing.

Emma: Didn't you once have that Hercules guy?

Snow: Yeah, but that was-

Belle: *writes* OlympianSnow.

Snow: What? No! I'm married!

Regina: To late.

Aurora: Hi, I'm Aurora and I have Phillip. I heard some people ship me with Mulan but I don't know what that's about!

Mulan: *looks down* Yeah… crazy.

Belle: *writes* Philora and SleepingWarrior.

Aurora: *shrugs* Okay, whatever.

Mulan: *hides a smile* I think I'm going to skip my turn.

Wendy: Hi, I'm Wendy. Some of you might think I'd say Peter Pan but if you ask me, I think he's a no good, son of a-

Belle: *cuts her off and writes* DarlingPan.

Cora: Hi, I'm Cora.

Ruby: I have no one.

Cora: And I'd have to say Mr. Gold.

Ruby: I once had Peter.

Regina: MOTHER!

Ruby: But he died.

Cora: What?

Ruby: Then I found Quinn.

Cora: Sorry darling.

Ruby: But he died too.

Belle: *writes* GoldenHeart.

Ruby: So I'm alone.

Emma: Well everyone! I think that just about wraps up today's meeting.

Ruby: Forever.

Emma: Sorry we didn't get to everyone!

Ruby: Always solo.

Emma: But we'll get to you next time!

Ruby: The lone wolf.

Emma: Alright! See you next time! Dismissed!