Slade-a-phobia
This is gonna b a short lil one-shot. Hope u lyk
Idea credit goes to Princess Starfire of Tamaran. She Came up with the thought of it!
"Robin!" Starfire squeaked as she ran toward him. "What did the man of medicine say? Are you well?" Robin had been acting strange for the passed few days so Raven decided to book him an appointment with their doctor.
"He said I have a very rare disease,' he stated.
"Can it be cured?" Cyborg asked.
"I don't think so, but no one has ever had it before."
"What is it like from doing to many criminal backgrounds or something?" Raven mused.
"No. I have been diagnosed with Slade-a-phobia." Robin stated grimly. All the work of trying to catch Slade somehow messed up Robin's already messed up brain.
"Evidentially something to do with Slade," Beast Boy said looking very proud of himself.
"Don't say his name (twitch) every time you say it (twitch) I twitch!" Robin oh so dramatically stated.
"This could be fun," Raven said, a small demonic smile playing on her face.
"Please don't Raven, it's very horrible." Robin pleaded.
"I'm sure it is…Slade!" Raven said.
(twitch)"Stop it guys!"(twitch, twitch) Just as Robin subsided from is first spasm the alarm went off throughout Titans Tower.
"Who is it?" Robin demanded.
"Forgive me for saying this but it appears to be Slade," Starfire said gently.
"Titans(twitch)Go!!!" Off they headed to a vacant football field. Of course it was faster by air so Beast Boy had Cyborg and Raven was by herself. Starfire was having a most difficult time carrying Robin on account of him still twitching.
When they arrived Slade was merely sitting on a bench waiting for their arrival.
"Robin I've heard about your infamous disease," Slade taunted.
"Shut up and fight!" Robin recoiled. Though Robin was having difficulty staying still he thought he could still fight. He was wrong. Every time Slade approached him he started an uncontrollable twitching fit.
Starfire became worried for Robin's safety and flew over to where he laid defenselessly on the ground. She sat down beside him and placed a hand on his shoulder.
"Robin, you are unharmed?" Starfire asked.
"I'm f-fine St-ar-f-fire," he managed through ragged breaths. Starfire thought otherwise and began to search for something that would take Robin's mind off Slade….She found it. She leaned over Robin and pressed her lips against his. He was shocked at first but quickly calmed down and melted into the kiss.
They would have stayed a while longer but they heard Raven groan in pain. Starfire moved off Robin and sat in the grass.
"Are you cured from this 'disease'?" Starfire questioned.
"Not sure, let's find out," he said.
"Okay, I will test it, Slade!" she shouted.
"Maybe it did work(twitch) or maybe not." Robin sighed in defeat.
"You shall pay for this Slade!" Starfire yelled in anger.
"Starfire stop saying his name(twitch) it didn't work (twitch)"
Ok that's the end of it hope it was good.
Star: but his name is too hard to stop repeating. We deal with Slade so often it…
Rob:(twitch) Star, make it stop!!(twitch, twitch)