The Gundam Boys
Konnichiwa,
minna-san!! I was taking a shower yesterday and listening to the radio (I always listen to the radio or Napster,
no matter what I'm doing) and some boy band song came on. So I thought to
myself, what if I put the GW guys in a band of their own? Ohohohohoho!! You'll
just have to read and see what my little crazy mind cooked up! Ja! ^_^
DISCLAIMER:
I don't own Gundam Wing, but I do have a bunch of unsold Gundam Boys CDs!
Anyone want some? *ish bombarded by GW fans, taking all her CDs* @_@
*sweatdrop* Never mind…
*spotlight
on huge black stage. Trmpetplaya1 walks out with a microphone, wearing the most
KaWaIi outfit ever*
TP1-chan:
*yells in microphone to millions of fans* KONNICHIWA!!! Are y'all read for the
Gundam Boys?!
Millions
of fans: YEAH!!! *tons of screaming, yelling, hollering, catcalls (^_^), etc.*
TP1-chan:
You might know them from their hit series, Moblie Suit Gundam Wing, or their
awesome movie, Endless Waltz. But now, I'll present them to you as five of the
coolest, hottest guys I know: the Gundam Boys!!
*crowd
goes wild again; TP1-chan smiles*
TP1-chan:
Let me introduce you to the band. On drums…Chang Wufei!!!
Wufei
fans: WE LOVE YOU, WUFFY-CHAN!!!!!!
Wufei:
*to everyone's surprise: winks and does cool little drumroll thingy*
TP1-chan:
On keyboard and backup vocals, we have…Quatre Raberba Winner!!!!
Quatre
fans: QUATRE RULES!! WUFEI DROOLS!!!!!
Quatre:
Aww…be nice you guys…*blushes nonetheless*
Wufei:
Grr…weakling…*death glare at Quatre*
Quatre:
^_^()
TP1-chan:
*sweatdrops before continuing* On bass guitar and vocals…TROWA
BARTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trowa
fans: TROWA!!! YOU ARE SOOOOO-
*fans
cut off by protective death glare from TP1-chan*
Trowa:
*sweatdrop*
TP1-chan:
*smiles smuggly* Ahem…and on electric guitar and vocals, HEERO YUY!!!!!!
Heero
fans: KILL ME HEE-CHAN!!!! Kill ME!!!!!
Heero:
*death glare at audience, audience shudders*
TP1-chan
and other three GW pilots: *sweatdrop*
Heero:
Omae o korosu *glare*
TP1-chan:
Thank you, Heero! And now, our last guest tonight, on lead vocals…Duo
Maxwell!!!
¾
the crowd (all Duo fans): DUO!!! YOU'RE THE GREATEST AND THE HOTTEST AND……
~25
minutes later…~
Duo
fans: …AND JUST SOOOOOOOOOO KAWAII!!!!!
Duo:
Thank you! Thank you!! *bows many times in a showy manner*
Hilde:
*walks on stage and bonks Duo on head w/ a mallet* Don't get so full of
yourself….*rolls eyes, exits stage*
Duo:
Itai…@_@
TP1-chan:
*sweatdrops* Anyway…let's get this show on the road!! Drumroll, please…
Wufei:
I shall not obey you, you weak woman!!
TP1-chan:
Just shut up and do the stinking drumroll!!!!!!
Wufei:……..-_-
*drumroll*
TP1-chan:
Thank you. Now….here to perform for your listening enjoyment…I give you…The
GUNDAM BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!
*crowd
goes wild*
Wufei:
*clicking drumsticks in beat w/ speech* One…two…heero duo trowa quatre…
Duo:
I can't believe I'm standin' here,
When
crowds are screamin' in my ear,
I
can't believe my very eyes,
You
all love me, and that's no lie…
Duo,
Heero, and Trowa: Believe it or not, I am here, I am real,
And
you can't change that or how strongly I feel
That
I'm loved by the crowds in the streets in the halls
And
no matter what you say…I won't ever fall…
Heero:
I can't believe my nightmare's true,
That
now I'm standing here by you,
And
I can't see why you won't die
Even
when my gun's pointed in your eye…
Duo,
Heero, and Trowa: Believe it or not, you are here, you are real,
And
I can't change that, or how strongly I feel
The
hate in my heart towards you and your friends,
And
I just can't wait until this nightmare……ends…
Trowa:
*slower than rest of song* Believe it or not…this dream's become a reality,
You're
standing here by me…
And
there's nothing you
Or
I,
Can
do…
Duo,
Heero, and Trowa: Believe it or not, we are here, we are real,
And
no one is in charge of the way that I feel
For
you and me and us and are we
Really
here, or is it all just…an illusion to me…?
*end
song w/ guitar and drum solo*
Audience:
*goes wild* Duo! We love you!! Heero's the best!! Wufei!! You RULE!! Quatre!!
Go Rich Boy!!!! And Trowa…!!!
TP1-chan:
*cuts them off* Okay, okay! Enough of that, people!! Calm down…
*audience
calms down*
TP1-chan:
Thank you! And let's all give another hand for the GW Boys, singing Believe!
(which was composed and directed by yours truly!! ^_^ )
*audience
goes wild again*
Trowa:
*does showy little guitar solo to calm down fans*
TP1-chan:
Thanks, Trowa! Now, on with the rest of the concert…Next, we have an original
duet by Trowa and Quatre (track 7 on their CD, in stores, soon!) Trowa shall be
playing the flute and Quatre the violin. They will be accompanied by Wufei on
viola, Duo on bass (the stringed instrument, not the guitar), and Heero on cello! Take it away boys!!!
*Trowa
and Quatre start playing duet from one of the earlier episodes**crowd is mesmerized
but goes wild again once they're done*
Trowa
and Quatre: *bow*
TP1-chan:
That was awesome, guys! Thank you! Now, for our next song…
*band
plays about 3 more songs; intermission time*
TP1-chan:
Well, our guys need to go and rest and re-tune their instruments, so, for your
listening enjoyment, while the band goes to get ready, we have…The Shiro
Megami!!!
*Dorothy,
Hilde, Noin, Lady Une, and Relena walk onstage, all wearing white*
TP1-chan:
They will be singing a medley of their most popular songs for you, acappella!
Give it up for the Shiro Megami!!
*Dorothy
starts to sing Joy To My Life; others back her up*
~Backstage~
Trowa:
Man, Wufei, you were slowing me down, back there! Get the beat right, you baka!
*tension
is obviously in the air*
TP1-chan:
Something wrong, you guys?
Duo:
I'll say! We just can't seem to get
along at all! I'm feeling this really strong hatred toward Quatre and Heero,
right now! *glares at them*
Quatre:
Oh, shut up, Shinimegami!!!! *sticks
out tongue*
Duo:
Why you little….!!!
TP1-chan:
Guys! Guys! Calm down!!
Heero:
*gets out gun from God-knows-where and aims it at TP1-chan* Omae o korosu.
TP1-chan:
*sweatdrop* Heero…put the gun down…now! *kicks the gun out of his hands when he
doesn't obey*
Heero:
Huh?! *stunned*
(AN-I
know, I know, no one can do that…humor me, alright?)
TP1-chan:
What is wrong with you guys?! Wait a minute…y'all haven't been fighting in the
zero system again, have you?
GW
boys: *look innocent; Duo's whistling*
TP1-chan:
HAVE YOU?! *sigh* What am I gonna do w/ y'all?! You've got a show to finish
in…*checks watch* Holy cow!! 45 seconds!!! Now, you guys need to deal with this
and FAST!! *stalks off to go get next half of show ready*
Duo:
*stops whistling**whispers* She gone?
Trowa:
*checks around* Hai! All clear!
*pilots
sigh in relief*
Heero:
I thought she was never gonna leave! Good thing I came up with that idea, ne?
Wufei:
Yes. It was a very good way of tricking the annoying enemy. Now, on with our
plan…
Quatre:
*looks worried* Guys? Are you sure we shoulda tricked her like that? I mean,
that was kind've mean…
Duo:
*shakes head* Quatre, Quatre, Quatre…when will you learn? It doesn't matter how you get something done, just as long
as it gets done!
Trowa:
Ok, enough of the unnecessary chatting. Let's get to work…
*GW
boys crowd around table, talking in low voices*
~Back
on stage…~
*intermission's
over*
TP1-chan:
Hiya again! Y'all ready for the second blow-out act of the Gundam Boys?!
Audience:
YEAH!!!!
TP1-chan:
Well, since you asked for it…here they are: the Gundam Boys!!!!
*holds
hand out expectantly towards stage entrance; nothing happens*
TP1-chan:
Heh heh ^_^()…like I said…The GUNDAM BOYS!!!!!!
*silence*
TP1-chan:
Eeto…we appear to be experiencing some minor technically difficulties, so if
y'all will just wait a few minutes longer, I'm sure this whole thing will be
figured out! Thank you!! *motions for the Shiro Megami to come back on stage
while she herself rushes off it*
~Backstage…~
TP1-chan:
Guys? Duo? Heero? Trowa? ANYONE?!?!
*glass
of water on table starts to vibrate like in Jurassic Park*
TP1-chan:
*stares at water as it vibrates more and more* Oh, no…They didn't!!!
*screams
from audience*
TP1-chan:
*runs out to stage to be met by the sight of 5 gundams surrounding the crowd on
all side* NOOOO!!!! WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE Y'ALL DOING?!?!
Wufei:
*on loudspeaker* We refuse to perform to the likes of all of you, weaklings!!!
*starts flaming the outsides of the crowd w/ flame thrower*
TP1-chan:
Wufei, you baka, WHAT are you DOING?!?!
Heero:
*on loudspeaker also* We told you, Trmpetplaya1-dono, we refuse to perform for
you! You all must die! OMAE O KOROSU!!!!!
TP1-chan:
NOOO!! Don't-*is cut off by mass explosions from all gundams* AHHH!! *manages
to make it away just in time*
Duo:
You wanna know the difference b/w you and me, Heero? *continues destruction*
Heero:
Hmm? *calmly cutting up stage w/ lightsaber*
Duo:
I make this look good! *stage goes to ruins under his scythe*
Rest
of gundam pilots: *sweatdrop*
Duo:
^_^
*crowd
is fleeing for their lives while the gundam continue destroying the stage
grounds*
TP1-chan:
Guys!!! YAMATTE!!!
*pilots
ignore her*
TP1-chan:
*sigh* Well, like they say: if you can't beat 'em…*gets into another mobile
suit and joins in destruction*
Trmpetplaya1
and pilots: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Duo:
Now this is what I call a blow-out
ending!!
Everyone
else: *sweatdrop*
Duo:
^_~
~And
they lived happily ever after, destroying everything in sight…^_^~
AN-
Trumpet
no megami, here!! *sigh* I love destructive endings!! ^_^ Oh, and I do own the
song Believe; I wrote the words and the music! Yup! I'm a composer! (not
really…*sweatdrop*) Well, once I have my own website (prob. this summer), I'll
post the sheet music to the song, but until then, you'll just have to wait! And
to clear up any extra confusion, I made up the CD part: I don't have any and
the duet is not on track 7 of any CD that I know of! Well, I g2g! Ja ne!!
Trmpetplaya1
(trmpetgrl1@icqmail.com)
P.S.
If you really want the sheet music that bad, you can e-mail me and I'll put you
on a mailing list. I'm not quite done w/ the composition, yet, so you'll have
to be patient, sorry. Ja! ^_^
P.P.S.
No Gundam Boys fans or any of their belongs were hurt in the making of this
fic. The stage demolition was done by trained professionals; do NOT try this at
home! (^_~)
