So this story was inspired by a toilet on a cruise ship, strange what can lead to an idea. Unbeta'd all mistakes are mine. ;)

DISCLAIMER: Sadly I don't own Sam, Dean or Baby, I just like to borrow them from time to time. I write for love but sadly no money.

Chapter 1

Amy hated her job. Her feet hurt, her boss, Steve, was a tool, more interested in scoring with the pretty new waitress than actually making her do any work and the weather seemed to have brought out all the difficult and demanding people who treated her like crap, but it paid her bills and she was lucky to have it. She heard the bell on the door jingle and looked up just in time to see two tall men walk into the diner and sit at the booth in the corner. Sighing she looked around. The diner was small, only accomodating about sixty people but it was almost at capacity and that was more than she could handle on her own. Placing the drinks in front of the customers she was currently assisting, a glance to the counter told her that even though the other server, Kayla, had probably heard them enter she was too busy flirting with the boss to move her arse and actually do some work, so after a quick smile to the couple in front of her she left them and walked to the new arrivals.

"Hi, I'm Amy, welcome to Louie's, can I start you with a drink?" She asked as she distractedly pulled a couple of menus from her apron pocket and placed them in front of the men.

"Coffee would be great." One of the men said with a grateful smile. Amy looked at the customer. He had brown hair and kind hazel eyes.

"What's good here?" The other man asked, glancing at the menu.

"Honestly? Nothing." Amy answered with a sigh. "But the kitchen is clean and I promise you won't get food poisoning and if you don't give me any crap I might even be able to rustle up some pie."

Both men looked shocked at her honesty. Amy slumped a bit and screwed up her face as she realised what she had just said.

"I'm sorry. I didn't mean that, I'm just a bit frazzled right now and I've needed to use the bathroom for the last three hours. I'm a little over whelmed" She motioned around with her pencil and gave them both a pitiful smile, wondering why her brain suddenly decided to stop filtering her words.

"Don't worry about it." Said the green eyed guy. "How about you go take care of your bladder and we will just look over the menu and then when you get back we can give you our order."

"Seriously?" She asked. Amy has been dealing with horrible, demanding diners all day and was surprised that these two handsome, yet scruffy looking men where offering her something as simple as five minutes to pee.

"Sure Amy, we're in no rush, are we Sammy?" He said looking across the table to his companion.

"Nope, no rush at all." Sammy replied, looking up at Amy with a smile, although Amy being only 5'1" tall he really didn't have to look up much at all.

"Thank you soo much. I'll get your coffees sent over and be right back!" She said gratefully before turning and headed over to Kayla and Steve.

"Kayla, I need you to take two coffees and water over to 12."

Kayla rolled her eyes and looked at Amy.

"Really? Can't you see Stevie and I are busy here?"

"Please, I just gotta go use the bathroom then I will be right back, I swear. It's just two coffees and a couple of glasses of water."

Kayla gave an exaggerated sigh then turned to look at the customers in booth 12, suddenly perking up when she got a good look and saw how handsome they both were.

"Why, sure sweetie. I can do that for you." Her eyes taking on a predatory look.

Amy rolled her eyes knowing that she can kiss that tip goodbye as Kayla would now be motivated and do some actual work and would monopolise the booth. She was used to it with Kayla being taller and thinner and prettier than Amy, she often got the men leaving her larger tips for not doing much at all. Shaking her head she quickly removed her apron and dashed to the bathroom.

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"So what exactly did Bobby say about this place?" Dean asked his brother when the waitress was out of earshot.

"Not much. He just asked if we could come and look into 'some strange goings on'." Sam replied as he glanced over the menu.

"Huh. Not really much to go on, is it?" Dean said as he picked up his own menu.

"Hi, I'm Kayla. Two coffees and two waters?"

Sam and Dean looked up from their menus at the woman standing beside their booth holding a tray with their drinks.

"Ah, yeah, thanks." Sam said. "Just put them here." He said motioning to the table.

Dean sat back and assessed the young woman as she put the drinks on the table. Platinum blonde hair, long fake nails and way too much makeup, curvy and tall...legal, generally just the way he liked them. She straightened and noticed Deans eyes on her. She plastered her best 'come get me' smile on her face and pushed her boobs out for maximum effect.

"Is there anything else I can help you with?" She asked Dean.

Dean sat and observed her for a moment longer as Sam mentally sighed and wondered if their hotel would at least have decent television channels to occupy himself as he was sure Dean would be busy tonight entertaining the woman he was currently staring at. No one was more surprised than Sam when Dean suddenly cleared his throat and slumped down in his seat, picking up the menu again.

"Nope, all good." He said finding the menu extremely interesting.

"Are you sure? I'm more than happy to take your order." Kayla said trying her best sultry voice.

"We're sure. We're just waiting for Amy to come back." Dean said. "And look, here she comes now." He added, flicking a tight smile toward Kayla letting her know she was excused.

With a huff Kayla turned and went back to the counter, turning her seductive charms back toward the manager.

"Hey guys." Amy said as she appeared back at the booth. She had been a little surprised to see Kayla stalk away, sure she had lost this table. "Thank you so much for that, now, where were we?"

"You were about to recommend the dishes that are least likely to send us to hospital." Dean said teasing Amy about her earlier remark. Amy blushed slightly.

"Okay, well if you really want me to tell you what to go for...the toasted chicken BLT isn't bad, actually it is pretty good. Or if you are more of a red meat kinda guy, the steak sarnie."

"What the hell is a sarnie?" Dean asked.

"Oh, our cook is English and I guess it's what he calls a sandwich or something." Amy explained.

"Okay, cool. I think I will go for the sarnie." Dean said with a nod.

"And I will have the chicken BLT." Sam said, handing back his menu.

"No worries. One chicken and one steak." Amy confirmed as she picked up Deans menu and shoved them both back in her pocket. "Drinks?"

"No we'll be good with the coffee." Sam said.

"Not a problem, I will have it here ASAP." She turned and moved quickly to the counter and put in the order before moving off to deal with the other customers. Her feet still hurt and her boss was still a dick but at least her bladder wasn't bothering her anymore. It was funny how one good customer can improve the day.