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Author's Note: This is my first fic on Fanfiction.net, though not my first ever, so R&R please to help me get used to writing for you guys. ^_^ Oh, and sorry for the short first chapter, but it'll get longer.
Anyway, if your brain cannot take severe doses of insanity, press BACK now. OK? =P
NIGHTMARE ON CHANNEL TINGLE! By Vex
Doo-doo-dee-da-dee-la-laaaaaa..... As the cheesy music fades away, the camera pans to the newsdesk, where Tingle is sitting with some green paper.
From behind the scenes, a cheesy voice-over says "Channel Tingle News!".
Wild applause erupts from the audience before Tingle says "Tingle, tingle, kooloo-lumpah!" amid cheers. Then Tingle straightens up his papers and puts on a pair of glasses.
"Hello, and welcome to Channel Tingle News! Our top story today is – Channel Tingle is cool!"
(Applause)
"And on to other headlines...Channel Tingle rules! Channel Tingle is funky! Channel Tingle rocks!"
(Applause)
"Oh, yeah, and Ganondorf escaped. See ya in about ten minutes for a repeat of today's headlines!"
Doo-doo-dee-da-dee-la-laaaaa.....
Link switched off his TV and turned to Saria, who was sitting next to him, equally amazed at the news they had just heard.
"Oh my god!"
"Can you believe it?"
"No! You either?"
"No!"
"I just can't believe that Channel Tingle is cool!"
Saria buried her head in her hands at Link's comment.
"No, Link, GANONDORF ESCAPED!"
She paused.
"Though come to think of it, Channel Tingle IS kinda cool..."
Saria shook her head to try and rid herself of the Tingle Trance. She snapped her fingers and with sage magic, Link was free too.
"Anyway," said Saria, "We should talk to the Great Deku Tree. Maybe it can help. If Ganondorf is out again, we have to do something."
Link grumbled something that Saria couldn't hear, before reluctantly getting off the sofa and leaving the hut.
"Are we there yet?"
"No, Link, SHUT UP!"
"Are we there yet?"
"NO, Link, we are NOT!"
"Are we there yet?"
"LINK!!!!.....oh, wait, we are."
Saria and Link arrived in the clearing to see the huge Deku Tree looking down upon them, but not as they remembered him.
He was wearing dark glasses and a gold chain around his trunk. He had a nose ring and had cut off all his branches, save two, which both had five smaller branches growing off.
"Wazup, dudez?" bellowed the Tree.
"Um....Great Deku Tree...what happened to you?" asked Saria in amazement.
"Well, you see," explained the Deku Tree, "everyone thought I was a stupid, annoying, know-it-all tree, so I've decided to become a gangsta rapper, like, innit dude. I'm gonna try and get a proper rap artist record deal, yo."
"Um...right. Well, Ganondorf escaped, um, like, totally, so we were wondering what to do." Link finally spoke up, his blue eyes still wide at the Tree's transformation.
"Do you think I care?" The Deku Tree laughed and broke into a badly-written rap.
"I see two small dudez, They walk thru my woodz, They say ol' Ganon got away, But I don't give a damn anyway..."
"Umm....that's very nice." Link tried to make conversation after a few seconds of silence.
"I have more if you want some, dude."
"That won't be necessary." Saria interrupted forcefully, trying to steer the conversation away from Deku Rap. "What about Ganondorf?"
"Look, I really don't care. Now piss off!"
The Deku Tree roared, and Link and Saria decided it might be a good idea to get out. They ran back towards Kokiri Village, Saria screaming and Link hacking at Deku Babas.
The Deku Tree grunted and stuck his middle branch up at their backs.
Author's Note: This is my first fic on Fanfiction.net, though not my first ever, so R&R please to help me get used to writing for you guys. ^_^ Oh, and sorry for the short first chapter, but it'll get longer.
Anyway, if your brain cannot take severe doses of insanity, press BACK now. OK? =P
NIGHTMARE ON CHANNEL TINGLE! By Vex
Doo-doo-dee-da-dee-la-laaaaaa..... As the cheesy music fades away, the camera pans to the newsdesk, where Tingle is sitting with some green paper.
From behind the scenes, a cheesy voice-over says "Channel Tingle News!".
Wild applause erupts from the audience before Tingle says "Tingle, tingle, kooloo-lumpah!" amid cheers. Then Tingle straightens up his papers and puts on a pair of glasses.
"Hello, and welcome to Channel Tingle News! Our top story today is – Channel Tingle is cool!"
(Applause)
"And on to other headlines...Channel Tingle rules! Channel Tingle is funky! Channel Tingle rocks!"
(Applause)
"Oh, yeah, and Ganondorf escaped. See ya in about ten minutes for a repeat of today's headlines!"
Doo-doo-dee-da-dee-la-laaaaa.....
Link switched off his TV and turned to Saria, who was sitting next to him, equally amazed at the news they had just heard.
"Oh my god!"
"Can you believe it?"
"No! You either?"
"No!"
"I just can't believe that Channel Tingle is cool!"
Saria buried her head in her hands at Link's comment.
"No, Link, GANONDORF ESCAPED!"
She paused.
"Though come to think of it, Channel Tingle IS kinda cool..."
Saria shook her head to try and rid herself of the Tingle Trance. She snapped her fingers and with sage magic, Link was free too.
"Anyway," said Saria, "We should talk to the Great Deku Tree. Maybe it can help. If Ganondorf is out again, we have to do something."
Link grumbled something that Saria couldn't hear, before reluctantly getting off the sofa and leaving the hut.
"Are we there yet?"
"No, Link, SHUT UP!"
"Are we there yet?"
"NO, Link, we are NOT!"
"Are we there yet?"
"LINK!!!!.....oh, wait, we are."
Saria and Link arrived in the clearing to see the huge Deku Tree looking down upon them, but not as they remembered him.
He was wearing dark glasses and a gold chain around his trunk. He had a nose ring and had cut off all his branches, save two, which both had five smaller branches growing off.
"Wazup, dudez?" bellowed the Tree.
"Um....Great Deku Tree...what happened to you?" asked Saria in amazement.
"Well, you see," explained the Deku Tree, "everyone thought I was a stupid, annoying, know-it-all tree, so I've decided to become a gangsta rapper, like, innit dude. I'm gonna try and get a proper rap artist record deal, yo."
"Um...right. Well, Ganondorf escaped, um, like, totally, so we were wondering what to do." Link finally spoke up, his blue eyes still wide at the Tree's transformation.
"Do you think I care?" The Deku Tree laughed and broke into a badly-written rap.
"I see two small dudez, They walk thru my woodz, They say ol' Ganon got away, But I don't give a damn anyway..."
"Umm....that's very nice." Link tried to make conversation after a few seconds of silence.
"I have more if you want some, dude."
"That won't be necessary." Saria interrupted forcefully, trying to steer the conversation away from Deku Rap. "What about Ganondorf?"
"Look, I really don't care. Now piss off!"
The Deku Tree roared, and Link and Saria decided it might be a good idea to get out. They ran back towards Kokiri Village, Saria screaming and Link hacking at Deku Babas.
The Deku Tree grunted and stuck his middle branch up at their backs.