Elsa and Anna were watching tv on their flatscreen tv when Olaf came strolling in. "Can we go on vacation?"

"No, fuck you." Said Anna.

Elsa smiled and caressed her ears. "Come on. Let's go on vacation."

Kristoff readied the slay and the four of them mushed off into the mountains. Little did they know, they took the wrong exit and landed in a world unseen by mortal eyes. On the way they passed dun rock, where all the Meridas lived. Then they passed Rapunzel's kingdom and arrived there.

Elsa went inside Rapunzel's tower, where Rapunzel and Flynn rider were caressing each other's faces. The tv turned off so they couldn't watch Tarzan anymore.

"hey Elsa." Waves Rapunzel.

Elsa didn't talk because she had sex with Flynn rider too days ago. Flynn was worried his wife would find out, so he hid his penis in his pants.

"Did you here about the avengers initiative?" Asked Anna.

"Yeah. Ariel just joined." Said Rapunzel.

Elsa grabbed Rapunzel by the hand and said "we had a better movie."

"Fuck you Elsa. We had a better movie."

Elsa smirked. "Yeah well I had sex with your husband and now he will have my child."

Flynn sighed "yeah."

Rapunzel was mad. "You did this?"

Elsa spanked her bottom. Anna covered her eyes, for she was a miner and could not see such things.

Meanwhile, Kristoff held Maui at gunpoint. "Put the money in the fucking bag!"

Maui emptied the cash registration and put the money in his bag. Kristoff smiled. "Now we have money to go to Disney World, the happiest place on the planet." Olaf had enough money to buy himself some ripped jeans and khakis. Kristoff sold Sven in order to buy wheels for his sled. Now his sled was a 2017 Mercedes with auxiliary features. He drove to Rapunzel's tower and picked up everyone.

As rappelenzel's tower burned behind them, everyone drove to disney world. "Step on it, Kristoff" demanded Anna.

"I will, but you have to suck my dick to make the car go faster."

"Ok" Anna gave Kristoff road head and the car accelerated to ten billion mules per hour. Unfortunately, Rapunzel died from malnourishment during the car ride. Flynn revived her with her magic hair.

Once they got to disney, they marveled at the monorail leading into the magic kingdom. Ariel watched from a distance. "Target sighted." She aimed her sniper rifle and fired.

But no one died.

Anna Elsa Kristoff Olaf Rapunzel and Flynn went on the monorail. It went up and down before spinning into the castle. "Weeeeeeeeeee" they all said.

The mono rain came to a stop and they departed to enter the disney world. Tom hanks played Walt disney in a movie.

Elsa tapped Rapunzel on the shoulder. "In sorry I fucked your husband."

Rapunzel shrugged. "That's ok. I know you didn't mean it." They shared a best friend hug.

Kristoff woke up on a stretcher. ariel was dragging him on a beach. "What happened?" He asked.

"A nuclear bomb," said Ariel. "Everyone accept u dieted in the explosion. Now this beach is all that remains. Kristoff watched as Ariel transformed into dust and leaving him alone. Kristoff sniffles. He pulled out a picture of Anna and kissed it. "Goodbye. I love you."

Suddenly, Kristoff felt the hand of Walt disney grab his face. His palm was so warm it burned Kristoff into ashes.

Far away on the isle of disney, Bob Iger examined his latest disney report. Inside were the ashes of kristoff's body. He smiled and looked up, "good job avengers"

Antman made himself big. "We always get the job done."

"Yes we do," said captain America.