Well, Emo Corner's back up; expect Bastion-style in a day or so.

Disclaimer: if Kaiserin ever gets a million dollars, she will buy the rights to Zane. As of now, she does not have a million dollars, and thus does not own him in reality. In my dreams, but not in reality. Sadly.

Emo Corner

"Oh for the love of…" I muttered. "Zane, get out of my emo corner!"

"No! Mental pain…Emo Song…Dr. Pepper…"

"Jeez, it was one fic, Zane. You've hijacked my emo corner for thirty-two hours straight just because of that? Now get a grip or make room for me, because my English teacher's a sadist and I HATE this school play."

"Atticus…cake…hyper…stripping…"

"That's the Logical Song, Zane, you've switched fanfics. Now seriously, let me in my frickin' emo corner." He moved over, giving me a little space. "Are you seriously this freaked? WhiteLadyDragon said she was sorry…" I said. "Or is it something else too?" He said nothing. "Zane, breathe, and then tell me what's up." For a moment, I got nothing, but then—

"Yaoi."

"Ohhhh, that explains it," I sympathized.

"Incest yaoi." I cringed.

"Ouch. No wonder. I'm afraid to ask anything else…"

"Lemon incest yaoi." I could feel a serious eye-twitch coming on.

"You can stop now; I get the point," I said, trying hard not to throw up.

"Evil yaoi fangirls," Zane said shakily. I nodded in agreement, still trying to force BAD IMAGES out of my head.

"Yes, Zane, now just don't open those fics, got it?" I asked.

"Yeah." He slowly edged out of the emo corner.

At that moment, I got an email from WhiteLadyDragon. I had written, "Zane hijacked my emo corner after he read 'The Emo Song'. I might be able to drag him out later, but he's REALLY strong, so it might take a while."

She had replied, "Well, it could be worse, I suppose...I could write a fiction where he's engaging in passionate...S-E-X...with either one of the Rhodes siblings...or
Jaden...or Aster...or even his brother...You know what's ironic? I've got plenty of nerve to write lots of crazy stuff, but lemons are out of the question. Guess I've got my limits..."

Zane twitched violently and darted back to the emo corner. I rolled my eyes, but I too had twitched violently.

"ASTER?!?!?!?" Zane demanded from his vantage point of my corner.

"know what you just did?" I typed. "JEEZ, you HAD to mention lemony incest, yaoi, and aster-fics didn't you? and in the same SENTENCE, too...ZANE I SWEAR IF YOU STAY IN THAT CORNER FOR A WEEK...!" I clicked the "Send" button.

"Zane…" I said, exasperated. "You know Dragon, she says whatever's on her mind. GET OUT OF MY CORNER."

As I had predicted, this took over a week and a bribe of Pocky.

End

Yeah, I'm PSYCHO, and I know it was short, sue me. This fic inspired my WhiteLadyDragon's fics, "The Logical Song" and "The Emo Song" as well as incest and Zane-yaoi fics too numerous to count. These fics SCARE me. Other yaoi, not so bad, but Zane…let me put it this way: Every time you write Zane-yaoi, ESPECIALLY Marufujicest or with…aster (EVIL), Zane stays in the emo corner for a week and a random nonexistent bunny attempts world conquest. Review please, and go read and review Dragon's fics, they're really good.