The Twelve Days of Midsummer
A parody of "The Twelve Days of Christmas"
By: Eleniel
Disclaimer: I don't own the original song or the Lord of the Rings. This is a spat of Christmastime fun, and I'm getting nothing but a good laugh for playing in other peoples' sandboxes.
A/N: Midsummer is an Elven holiday.
On the first day of Midsummer
The Witch King sent to me
A wargrider in a birch tree
On the second day of Midsummer
The Witch King sent to me
Two angry Elflords
And a wargrider in a birch tree
On the third day of Midsummer
The Witch King sent to me
Three silmarili
Two angry Elflords
And a wargrider in a birch tree
On the fourth day of midsummer
The Witch King sent to me
Four noisy hobbits
Three silmarili
Two angry Elflords
And a wargrider in a birch tree
On the fifth day of midsummer
The Witch King sent to me
Five golden plagues
Four noisy hobbits
Three silmarili
Two angry Elflords
And a wargrider in a birch tree
On the sixth day of Midsummer
The Witch King sent to me
Six fell beasts a'roaring
Five golden plagues
Four noisy hobbits
Three silmarili
Two angry Elflords
And a wargrider in a birch tree
On the seventh day of midsummer
The Witch King sent to me
Seven palantiri
Six fell beasts a'roaring
Five golden plagues
Four noisy hobbits
Three silmarili
Two angry Elflords
And a wargrider in a birch tree
On the eighth day of Midsummer
The Witch King sent to me
Eight nazgul screeching
Seven palantiri
Six fell beasts a'roaring
Five golden plagues
Four noisy hobbits
Three silmarili
Two angry Elflords
And a wargrider in a birch tree
On the ninth day of Midsummer
The Witch King sent to me
Nine of Sauron's horses
Eight Nazgul screeching
Seven palantiri
Six fell beasts a'roaring
Five golden plagues
Four noisy hobbits
Three silmarili
Two angry Elflords
And a wargrider in a birch tree
On the tenth day of Midsummer
The Witch King sent to me
Ten ugly orcs
Nine of Sauron's horses
Eight Nazgul screeching
Seven palantiri
Six fell beasts a'roaring
Five golden plagues
Four noisy hobbits
Three silmarili
Two angry Elflords
And a wargrider in a birch tree
On the eleventh day of Midsummer
The Witch King sent to me
Eleven poisoned pies
Ten ugly orcs
Nine of Sauron's horses
Eight Nazgul screeching
Seven palantiri
Six fell beasts a'roaring
Five golden plagues
Four noisy hobbits
Three silmarili
Two angry Elflords
And a wargrider in a birch tree
On the twelfth day of Midsummer
The Witch King sent to me
Twelve ways to end the world
Eleven poisoned pies
Ten ugly orcs
Nine of Sauron's horses
Eight Nazgul screeching
Seven palantiri
Six fell beasts a'roaring
Five golden plagues
Four noisy hobbits
Three silmarili
Two angry Elflords
And a wargrider in a birch tree
With the Witch King for a friend, who needs enemies...