Public Service Announcement:
The Karma Charger

*I don't own L4D or the Karma Charger, but oh, he will own you*

Hello there, fellow readers and L4D2 players, my name is Mr. Cuddles, but you can call me Mr. Cuddles. I am here to deliver a public service announcement concerning the infamous Karma Charger.

So let us begin shall we?

Who is the Karma Charger?

The Karma Charger is just like any old Left 4 Dead 2 charger, but he only attacks when you do something he disapproves of. For example: being greedy.

Little Jimmy was fighting his way through Dead Center one day, everyone was at optimum health, but still had some missing, including Jimmy. He decided to use all the health packs in the safe house until his health was full. As soon as the team left the safe room, he was quickly separated from the group by a horde. With help unable to reach him, the Karma Charger quickly attacked Jimmy and pummeled him to a gruesome pulp.

Two friends, Bob and Joe, decided to taunt the witch one day. They startled her and quickly hid on top of a light pole. They eventually got bored and killed the innocent witch. As soon as they hit the ground, Bob was slammed into a wall by the Karma Charger. Joe made a run for it. He didn't make it very far before the Karma Charger caught up with him.

Samuel and some of his friends were playing through Dead Center one day. One of Samuels' friends had gone black-and-white from health loss, Samuel decided to play with his friend and kill him. The last thing Samuel saw was the Karma Charger around the corner.

One day a Mr. … Hugs was on his way to Whitakers gun store. A witch was in the way, but could have been easily avoided. But Mr. Hugs had other plans. He startled the witch and ran, leaving a friend to take her full force. Mr. Hugs' friends parted in time to let the Karma Charger unleash his vengeance.

The Karma Charger doesn't like it when you touch his witch.

I hope this announcement helped to better educate the masses on the repercussions of bad behavior in L4D2.

And remember:

-Karma Charger is always watching-

The Karma Charger is based off of something I saw off of YouTube on one of Criken2's videos, I give all credit to him.

You don't have to review this one either. I wrote it because I was bored and am in a writer's block. We have all done it or will do it. I'm sorry. I hope the Karma Charger will spare me for my sins! Flames will be met with the appropriate karma.