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DEW Challenge: Bobby & wheels. Deep down they're the best of frenemies – they ought to have their own buddy cop show. 100 word drabble.
Written for the 'Drabbles Every Weekend' challenge at SPN BigPretzel on LiveJournal. You should come visit, it'll be your bestie too!
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Wheels and Eggs
"Now deservingly this easy chair, but the rocking stopped by wheels of despair" – 'Hero of the Day', Metallica
"Thought I smelled something bad," said Bobby, noticing the sudden appearance in his peripheral vision.
"Because this place is the epitome of lemony freshness," drawled Crowley, running his finger over the table before wiping it clean with a theatrical flourish.
"What'd'ya want?"
"I thought we were besties!"
"If you're here, you're after something."
"Such cynicism!" sighed Crowley, clutching at his heart. "So... Rocky and Bullwinkle aren't here?"
"Scram, before I knock ya block off!" growled Bobby.
"Got to catch me first, wheels," Crowley smirked.
Bobby rolled his wheelchair forward, deliberately slowly. "Check under the rug. You ain't going nowhere, eggs."
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