I'm Getting Grounded Forever
A parody of "I'm getting' nuttin' for Christmas"
By: Eleniel
A/N: This is being sung by one of the twins at a relatively young age – probably around 8 human years or so. Also, the term 'forever' is used as it'd appear to a young child – literally forever, in their young minds. The grounding probably lasted for around a couple of weeks.
Disclaimer: I don't own the original song or the Lord of the Rings. This is a spat of Christmastime fun, and I'm getting nothing but a good laugh for playing in other peoples' sandboxes.
I broke my bow on brother's head
Somebody snitched on me
I hid a snake in nanny's bed
Somebody snitched on me
I spilled some juice on nana's dress
Somebody snitched on me
I made my twin eat a bug
Bought a slug with ada's ring
Somebody snitched on me
Oh, I'm getting grounded forever
Nana and ada are mad
I'm getting grounded forever
Cuz I ain't been nothing but bad
I put a nail on Erestor's chair
Somebody snitched on me
I glued a bow in Glorfy's hair
Somebody snitched on me
I cut a hole in Celeborn's pants
Climbed a tree with Galadriel's dress
Filled the sugar bowl with ants
Somebody snitched on me
So I'm getting grounded forever
Nana and ada are mad
I'm getting grounded forever
Cuz I ain't been nothing but bad
I won't be in the tournament now
Somebody snitched on me
I won't get my new sword this yén1
Somebody snitched on me
Next yén I'll be going straight
Next yén I'll be good; just wait
I would start now but it's too late
Somebody snitched on me
So you better be good whatever you do
Cuz if you're bad, I'm warning you
You'll be getting grounded forever
1 – a yén is 144 years.