Hey Ya'll! I'm Jesse! And I'll be your narrator for this story. We all know Bastion Misawa. Brainy kid, Ra Yellow. And we all know his buddies. But did you know what happened to Bastion one Christmas? It's a funny story actually. It all started at the ice skating rink. Bastion and Jaden were heading down to the rink to see their friends Chazz (Who is kinda bossy), Zane( An excellent piano player), Blaire (Who has the biggest crush on Jaden!), and my pal, Ruby. Ruby is a really good ice skater. Figure 8s, triples, you name it! I didn't even know that! Well, anyway, Jaden and Bastion were talking...
"I don't know, Jaden," Bastion said.
"Bastion, you're the only person who is scared of Christmas!" Jaden yelled at his gloomy friend.
They reached the rink. Now, Jaden always carried his Slifer Red Jacket on his shoulder, even during X-Mas break! When they stepped on the rink, Ruby caught Jaden's jacket and flung him into a tree, taking Bastion with him!
"My head.." Bastion moaned. "I better get some ice for this. Jaden?"
"Pretty birdies," Jaden said.
"I don't think you fully recovered. I'll be right back!"
"Okie Dokie, Chazz!"
"Bastion."
Bastion walked to his house and went to check his mail.
"Helloooo," he called into the empty mailbox. "Fiddlesticks."
"CUT!!!"
Uh oh, it's Sartorious, the director.
"That's not what you say! It's RATS! RATS! NOT FIDDLESTICKS!"
"Oops. My apologizes, continue!"
Anyway...back to what I was saying, Bastion was checking his mail...
"Rats! I never get any Christmas cards."
Then, Aster came walking by.
"What's wrong, brainiac?" he asked.
"I really loved your card, Aster. THANKS!"
"Dude," Aster said as he backed away. "I sent you no card!"
"YOU KNOW FOR SOMEONE WHO USES SARCASM A LOT, YOU CAN'T RECOGNIZE IT IF IT HIT YOU IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!" Bastion yelled.
"Whatever, dude!" Aster called back. "Later!"
"What a lousy Christmas this is turning out to be!"
Don't worry, Bastion! You'll find out what Christmas is all about! Until then, I'll leave you with this cliffhanger.