The Creek Is a Lie

By Shadowgate

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It was Sunday morning at 9:30 AM. Tweek was up in Craig's room and they were both kissing. Craig had on just a Terrance and Phillip T-shirt so when Tweek leaned against his chest he could hear the powerful beat of his boyfriend's heart.

Tweek told Craig "I can hear your heartbeat."

Craig smiled and after Tweek stopped listening Craig told him "I can easily hear and feel your heart beating when we kiss or hug."

Right after that they got back to kissing.

Later that day Clyde and Token came over to Craig's house.

Craig told them he invited them over because they were planning a cake for their three month anniversary.

Tweek called a local grocery store and asked to speak to the bakery.

Tweek began "yes I'm calling to arrange to have a special cake made. It's for a three month anniversary and it's for two gay ten year old boys. I'm one of them of course. I want the cake to be chocolate and on top I want two big round balls made of white icing."

Clyde and Token laugh with their hands over their mouths to keep from laughing too loud.

Tweek went on to say "I want a big dick above the two balls and I want icing drizzle coming off the dick like it's cum."

Craig and Clyde do a high five.

Tweek suddenly became angry and snapped "what do you mean you won't do it? What do you mean you're proud to be homophobic?"

After 20 more seconds Tweek yelled "don't call me a faggot. Fuck you asshole!"

Tweek hangs up his cell phone and they all laugh but Tweek growled loud and yelled "what a fucking prick."

Craig gave him a swat on his ass and told him "calm down spaz."

Right after that the doorbell rang. Tweek and Craig went to answer it.

It was Stan and Kyle and they both looked pissed.

"Dude" Stan snapped and then he snapped again "Craig, dude!"

Craig asked "what's the problem Stan?"

Kyle held up a picture of him and Stan kissing and then Stan answered "this is the problem."

Tweek yelled "oh my God the Korean girls did a picture of you two for their yaoi collection."

Tweek started to giggle and Stan told him "it's not funny Tweek. This is a lie."

Tweek commented "that's what the cake decorator I talked to on the phone said. That my relationship with another boy was a lie."

Craig commented "we were pushed into having a relationship with each other. Now maybe you and Kyle can be more than super best friends."

Kyle and Stan respond "no" loudly at the same time and Tweek points out "remember when we were pushed into fighting with each other last year Craig?"

Craig answered "yes and this year we were pushed into loving each other."

Tweek said "I fear that if our love is questionable like it is with Stan and Kyle then what will happen when we turn 18? I want to get on my knees and make it real."

Craig replied "well for starters Clyde and I will always be super best friends but we've never had a gay relationship. So I'm sure we don't have to worry. Stan and Kyle will straighten out the Korean girls. As for you well you're a good partner though when we kiss sometimes your coffee breath annoys me."

Tweek replied "It does seem a bit odd when you call me 'honey' but I guess that's because it's considered unusual for a boy to call another boy that."

Craig replied "I feel perspiration on the back of my neck every time I call you honey."

Tweek nodded and then commented "maybe we're just really good friends. Many students were skeptical when the Korean girls started doing yaoi pictures of us."

"If I may interrupt I think there's some chemistry between you but love can't be forced. Furthermore I'm a ladies man but you two look cute when you kiss" said Clyde.

Stan immediately jumped in and said "we need to call a big announcement in front of the mayor's office and address the yaoi situation."

Token and Clyde along with the two gay lovers agreed.

To Be Continued