I got this idea one night before I went to sleep. This is a SpongeBob fanfic that parodies the movie 'Spiderman'. Unlike my other ideas for parodies and spoofs, this one doesn't copy the movie almost word for word. This is my own work of art.
Disclaimer: I do not own SpongeBob SquarePants. If I did, I would be stinking rich.
On with the show.
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The Amazing SpiderSpongeIt was a beautiful day in Bikini Bottom. Sunshine, clear water, and JELLYFISHING!
Yes, it was the day of the Annual Jellyfishing Convention in Midland Bottom. (Just some place that took me a while to make up) Basically a bus is scheduled every year for said event. Fortunately, there were quite a bit of fans of jellyfishing, so the bus was usually almost filled up entirely. It is here on this bus that we see two creatures in particular. One of them is a pink starfish by the name of Patrick Star (I'm not sure if that is his real last name, but I like it). The other is a squirrel by the name of Sandy Cheeks. However, there are usually three of them. This third member of the group has always been abused in many ways. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if he was right outside the bus right now, yelling at the driver to stop.
"Hey, I am right outside the bus right now, yelling at the driver to stop."
Yes, it was the young porous creature known by most creatures as Mr. No Brains.
However, we will just call him SpongeBob SquarePants. Anyway, he has been treated pretty darn badly for most of his life. However, unbeknownst to him, his life was going to change drastically in a matter of hours. But that is a story for later. Because a certain squirrel happens to be really pissed at the driver for refusing to stop for the little sponge.
"Hey, c'mon already. I'm getting tired out here," yelled out the tired sponge.
"Listen to him. He's been chasin' us ever since we left," shouted Sandy, who just happened to be so angry that she was standing up (Doing this also happened to earn her a few "Oooooooooohhhh's". God, I hate that). Luckily, the driver had gotten bored of teasing SpongeBob and opened the bus doors. After SpongeBob got on however, he was still used to running and just ended up tripping over his own feet and falling flat on his face, earning him a lot of laughs from everyone on the bus except his two best friends.
"Oh well," he said slowly, "At least I'll be able to enjoy the convention."
After that, he joined his friends for the rest of the trip, which took about ten minutes to get to the convention.
2 hours later…
The convention has just ended and our trio is just leaving.
"Ah, that was one of the best jellyfishing conventions that was ever held."
"Uh, Sponge, you done said that fer the fifth year in a row."
"So? Each convention is that good."
"…Anyone want ice cream?"
(I don't need to tell you who said that one. Do I?)
Anyway, in the midst of Sandy and SpongeBob's growing argument, no one (Especially Patrick, who wasn't paying attention to anything except his ice cream) had noticed something small crawling into the back of SpongeBob's pants.
"I've always noticed that you're not excited about these events as me and Patrick!"
"Hey, I like these types of events!"
"Well, not as much as us. And can you get your hand out of my pants?"
"My hand isn't in your pants," Sandy said in a calmer tone.
Now SpongeBob was a little scared.
"Patrick?"
However, turning around, Sponge noticed that Patrick happened to be holding an ice cream cone in his right hand and a paper bag with a carton of ice cream in the other, not leaving any way to put his hand in anyone's pants. He wasn't even looking at them.
By now, SpongeBob was as scared as he could ever be.
"Okay. Then who-AAAUUUGH!"
Let's just say that he was cut off when he felt a horrible pain in his butt. About a second later, the perpetrator of this confusion had finally crawled out of SpongeBob's pants. Scurrying across the sand was a small spider (Don't ask me how a spider managed to get, let alone survive, underwater). However, unlike any normal spider, this one was glowing with an orange aura. About five seconds later, it died.
"What is it?" Sponge finally asked, turning around.
"Nothin' to worry about. It was just a spider. Wait, why is it glowing like that?"
"I don't know."
"Don't worry about it, Sponge, it was just a spider bite."
"I don't know. I feel kinda funny. Oh man, it feels like I'm gonna throw up."
Indeed SpongeBob felt worse than he had ever felt in his entire life. His head was throbbing so much that it felt like his head would explode. He felt like throwing up everything in that was his body at once. His blood also seemed to be heating up at an alarming rate.
"Sandy, I need to get home. Now."
"Alright SpongeBob."
With those words, they started making their way to the bus.
"Hey, SpongeBob. There's a dead, glowing spider here."
Yes, Patrick wasn't paying attention to anything that was going on until now.
About 10 minutes later…
They had managed to make it all the way to SpongeBob's house. SpongeBob was lying down on his couch, still suffering. Sandy was sitting by his side, ready for anything he may need. However, she was beating herself up over the guilt of all of this. She had also sent Patrick out to get some supplies (Probably because she was tired of him spilling ice cream all over the floor).
"If SpongeBob dies, I'll never forgive myself."
"No Sandy, It's not your fault."
With those words, SpongeBob passed out from the exhaustion of his immense pain.
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By the way, I should mention that this is my first real fanfic. In case you didn't notice, I like the nickname 'Sponge'. I also find it a little hard to write lines for Sandy. (It's the way she talks). Those last few lines also sounded a bit corny and cliche to me. But what can I say, I did my best on this. Please tell me if I did good or not.