Rabel: So, Pipper wanted to do an All-Star season her way. Unfortunately, since she'll be co-hosting with Chris, I'll be doing the chapter introductions myself. Characters are from all three casts, and Mike's personas are back! Yay! Italicized words are inside the confessional, so I don't have to clarify. We really hope you enjoy Total Drama All-Stars, 2.0! Time to get started!

"We've been to Wawanakwa, the movies, and around the world. This season, we're heading back to that lovable island, Pakhitew!" Chris said in excitement. "This season is our new All-Star season, featuring fan favorites—and host favorites—for our contestants. That's right! I'm not alone this season. Please meet the youngest person to ever appear on Total Drama, Pipper Pines!" A girl with light brown hair came out of the boat. Her eyes were strikingly green.

"Thanks, Chris," she said. "I'll introduce the cast now. From Pakhitew Island, the "lesser" twin of Amy, Samey!" Samey jumped into the water from the helicopter.

"Whee!" she squealed.

"Pakhitew's popular with hosts blonde, Amy!" Amy leapt into the water, nearly hitting her sister.

"Take that, Samey!"

"Outback Amazon and Samey's best friend, Jasmine!" Jasmine jumped.

"Whoo-hoo!"

"Zombie fanatic, Shawn!"

"Walkers ain't getting this guy!"

"Sweet gymnast, Sky!"

"Help!"

"Evil ginger, Scarlett!"

"I'm not a sidekick!"

"Germaphobic guy, Dave!"

"Is the water clean?!"

"Host wannabe, Topher!"

"Here we go!"

"Evil kid, Max!"

"Time to evil!"

"Confused romantic, Rodney!"

"I- uh, me-"

"And now, from Revenge of the island, small town sweetheart, Zoey!"

"Here we go again!"

"Zoey's boyfriend and fan favorite, Mike!"

"Here I come!"

"Bubble boy, Cameron."

"This is illogical!"

"Dirt farmer, Scott!"

"Cadet Brickhouse!"

"Ten-four, ma'am!"

"Gamer Sam!"

"Power-up!"

"Former Mutant, Dakota!"

"Yay!"

"The aura-whisperer, Dawn! Who really should have been in the last All-Star season!"

Silence.

"Tan-loving, crush kisser, Anne Maria!"

"Don't touch the hair!"

"The girl who hates being a girl, Jo!"

"You're dead!"

"And now, from the original cast, Gwen!"

"Oh, no!"

"Queen of Mean, Heather!"

"I hate Chris!"

"Total Drama Blogger, Sierra!"

"Hee hee hee!"

"Lovable maniac, Izzy!"

"Greetings, Izzy food!"

"Cranky Courtney!"

"You'll be hearing from my lawyers!"

"Know-it-all, Noah!"

"Come on!"

"King of Mean, Alejandro!"

"You are deader than a doornail!"

"The World Tour final three underdog, Cody!"

"Sierra, no!"

"Pretty boy, Justin!"

"All right!"

"And finally, gentle giant, DJ!"

"Mama!"

The entire cast came ashore. Anne Maria glared at the now leech-covered Zoey as Mike carefully pulled each bloodsucker off.

"You okay?" he asked her.

"A little woozy…" she answered.

"Drink some water," Shawn advised. "It'll help get your blood back to normal. Those leeches took a lot; you're looking paler than usual!"

"Ha!" Anne Maria said. "Sorry, Red! That's what you deserve for stealing my man!"

"I am not your boyfriend!" Mike yelled. Samey opened her backpack, and pulled out a first-aid kit.

"What's your blood type?" she asked Zoey while Mike and a bunch of other All-Stars argued.

"O." Samey pulled out two bags of Type O blood.

"My mom works for the blood bank, and gave me three bags of every blood type, just in case," she explained, seeing Zoey's terrified face. She arranged some rocks into a lounger, and hooked Zoey up to the first bag. When it was empty, she hooked up the second. By the time both bags had emptied, Zoey was back to normal.

"Thanks, Sammy!"

"Everyone calls me Samey…"

"But isn't your name Sammy?"

"Yeah!"

Chris and Pipper came over as Samey took the needle out of Zoey's wrist. Mike saw Samey take it out.

"What did you do?" he asked frantically.

"I just performed a blood transfusion!"

"Ahem!" Pipper coughed. All the All-Stars turned.

"Welcome, All-Stars! We've recently fixed up Pakhitew with cabins, latrines, a kitchen, and a lodge. Also, the island no longer is controllable, and you can't make anything explode!" She shot a look at Izzy and Scarlett before continuing. "Also, you'll be in teams according to whether I consider you a villain or a hero!"

"Heroes VS Villains?!" Samey asked in excitement. "I'm free from Amy!"

"I'm free from Samey's dead weight on the Heroes team," Amy said. "She'll be rubbing elbows with the villains!"

"Samey, Jasmine, Shawn, Sky, Topher, Zoey, Mike, Cameron, Sam, Dawn, Sierra, Noah, Cody, Gwen, and DJ, you are on the Superheroes. Amy, Scarlett, Dave, Max, Rodney, Scott, Brick, Jo, Dakota, Anne Maria, Heather, Izzy, Alejandro, Justin, and Courtney, you are the Supervillains."

"I knew it," Courtney said. "I'm not nice enough to be a hero."

"Now, your first challenge is the same as the first All-Star challenge last time. Diving into shark infested waters to retrieve the key to the new Pines Spa hotel. We've got the baby carriages and everything! Now go!"

Both teams raced to the cliff.

"Zoey, before we start," Mike panted as he ran. "I have to tell you something."

"What is it?"

"My personalities came back."

"No way! All of them?"

"Yep."

"This isn't good, except for maybe Svetlana or Manitoba!"

"True."

At the base of the cliff, the Heroes chose DJ to push the carriage, while Rodney was pushing for the Villains.

"Now go!" Chris told them.

While they were at the top of the cliff, Mike called all the other heroes over.

"Guys, my personalities sort of came back."

"That's great, except for the Mal part," Cameron said.

"Yeah, but he has another goal this time, and I'm not sure what he's up to."

"I'll dive while you try to figure it out," Samey volunteered. "Try to keep him from diving before then." She found herself against Amy. Samey made it out first, and DJ began to push her. Rodney stopped and fell in love with Amy again.

"Go!" she screamed.

"As you wish," Rodney answered. DJ and Samey still made it first, but the key didn't work.

Meanwhile, in Mike's mind, Mal took over.

"Mal," Zoey growled.

"Oh, hello, my dear," he answered.

"What are you up to?" Sierra asked.

"Just claiming a queen!" He grabbed Zoey's wrist.

"No!" Jasmine said, pulling her teammate away from him. Mike regained control.

"Well, guys? Did you find out his plan?" He noticed Zoey standing behind Jasmine.

"How do we know Mike's really regained control?" Shawn asked. "It could be Mal trying to fool us."

"He's not getting his queen!" Dawn spoke up. Everyone stared.

"Queen?" Mike asked in confusion.

"Mal told us that he's claiming a queen," Noah said. "And he's chosen her, all right."

"I'll dive next," Zoey said, running to the edge of the cliff.

"Who?"

"Zoey," all his teammates answered. Mike slapped his forehead.

The Heroes ended up winning the challenge, and the Villains sent Rodney home, just to nip his nonstop falling in love in the bud.

"As long as I keep Mal at bay," Mike said. "Zoey will be safe. I hope!"

Rabel: And that wraps up the first challenge of Total Drama All Stars 2.0! The Mal thing kind of came out of nowhere (NOT!) Also, Pipper just wanted to make Samey and Zoey friends. Ezekiel will be in this season later, after the merge. Amy and Samey hate each other more than ever. What's up with the teams being like that? All cleared.