Interviews with Fire Nation Royalty
A/N: My second Avatar fanfic. Yeah. I had fun righting the first one, Azula. Please review! Everytime you don't review, angry cats attack Momo. Yeah.
Disclaimer: I like Avatar:TLA. Lucky for you I don't own it, it would all be one big crackfic!
Welcome to the newest show on television! We have one of the cast members of Avatar: The Last Airbender here! Here name is Azula, and that's right! She is that evil, nasty, and kill-happy princess we all know and love! We will be asking her general questions, like love, her life, and all that other good stuff! Here she is...AZULA!" The host, Roku, boomed, pointing to Azula walking on to the stage.
"Hello, my loyal servants and fans!" Azula took a seat in the chair to the left of Roku.
"Welcome to the show Azula, and may I say, you look fabulous!" Roku was beaming.
"Don't I always? Now, get on with the questions before I light something on fire."
"Oh, yes. Okay, first question... What is your favorite nation?"
"What? Ummm, let me think, earth!" Azula was clearly upset by the level of stupidity of this question, "maybe Water. No, of course, I just LOVE the Air Nomads! The obvious answer is, my home nation that I will soon rule, the Fire Nation. By the way, all of you Fire Nation folk out there will be glad when I take over. I have some new rules already..."
"Okay, yes. Moving on." Roku interjected.
"Good."
"Okay, when you, if ever, catch the Avatar, what will you do to him?"
"Well, I have been thinking. I will get there before my brother, of course, and when I do, I will hold the avatar captive. I will then give him to my father so he loves me even more!!" Azula looked into the audience and started daydreaming.
"Okay then. Now it is the time of the show were we talk about ships! You must have an answer to every question! Got it?"
Azula nodded.
"Okay, Aang and Teo."
"What? The avatar and that kid with the sticky-out ears? One word: perfect for each other!"
"That was thr- nevermind. Next question, you and Iroh!"
Flames started coming out of Azula's hands. Her face turned red with anger.
"What? Hello, that is gross and illegal! What would make you think that me and that tea-loving wuss would...eww!" Azula screamed.
She then lit Roku on fire.
"Okay, next show, with Fire Lord Ozai! We will also have a new host, so uh, tune in!" The camera man said.
"Bye! I am the most powerful, beautiful, wonderful..." Azula said as the ending credits started an the screen turned black.