Machine V Woman
Bastion X Widowmaker
KING'S ROW
Widowmaker sat in her apartment in King's Row. True, though she was as French as they come, they hadn't added Paris in the game yet, so she lived here.
"PARTY TIME, WHO WANTS TO SEE MY TITS?!" screamed from the next room over. The loud and intense music coming from the party down the hall was excruciatingly painful for our cold-blooded, blue-skinned, large-assed scoliosis patient.
"ME!" Roadhog screamed in his low, gravelly voice. Widow was disgusted by the thought of that actual pig jacking his lil Oscar Myer to 's undersized chest-grapes, so she decided to exit the building.
Watchpoint Gibraltar was under construction, so 76 had them all move into King's Row for the time being. Widow liked it, because there was a baguette café nearby.
She moved into a booth, and ordered some Bordeaux and some Brie cheese. As she sat to read her favorite Reaper X Soldier 76 fanfiction, a clanking metal body slid into the seat across from her.
Widow did not look up, she simply gave no shits. Her plan was to get drunk on wine, get fucked by some guy, then kill him and take his wallet.
Inaudible boops and beeps alerted her that this was the asshole of an assembly line product that sat near her. "Fucking Bastion..." She muttered. His bird tweeted as well, notifying Bastion of what she had said.
As machines are not programmed for emotion or ill feelings, Bastion decided to do what most wouldn't in the situation were they not literally brainless: "Boop beep boop beep, berrooooop." Bastion "said". Widow finally looked up from her steamy story.
"Bonjour." She reluctantly... Replied? Only more beeps and boops came as Bastion appeared to communicate with her. Widow, extremely confused, decided to leave the restaurant, as her solitude she once sought for there wasn't anywhere to be found.
Bastion followed, into the alleys of King's Row. Widow was now about to obliterate the lifeless turret, but instead of her attacking, Bastion did.
"Wha-?!" She screamed. With Bastion's immense strength, he ripped off her suit. Bastion used his ultimate, transforming into a tank. He then inserted the giant barrel into her.
"Merde! Cela ne veut pas une bite!" Widow shrieked. "Booop!" Bastion replied. The rape continued until Bastion won play of the game.
Silently, in the far reaches of the ally, while Bastion impaled her on his giant metal dildo, a whole hog stroked his portly wiener... "Heh heh... Like taking candy from a baby..." Whispered a voice like that of a paper shredder.
While Bastion's barrel was quite enough to satisfy, he decided to eat her out as well. "Sacre Bleu! Let them eat cake!" Widow moaned out.
LATER THAT VERY SAME EVENING
OVERWATCH'S TEMPORARY APARTMENTS
Widow rolled into the building naked, riding side saddle on Bastion's tank gun. "Reee beep beep beep!" The excited robot clamored.
"What the fuck, Widow." Soldier 76 asked, when they approached him and Roadhog.
Widowmaker pulled her gun out of her ass, and shot Roadhog directly between the eyes, killing him instantly.
"Don't think I didn't see you there you pig. One shot, one kill..."