Death Walks Among Bacon
Reaper X Roadhog
HANAMURA
"FIRE IN THE HOLE!" Junkrat screamed as he cranked his RIP-tire. It spun into the enemy group, crushing Torbjörn on the way through. "FUCK." The tiny swede exclaimed as he was squashed into the Japanese dirt.
Genji ran up behind Junkrat, and readied his OP-AF ultimate. "Uh oh, looks like I'm gonna be dead like a skinned Wallaby!" The radiated Aussie shrieked.
Roadhog shot his chain at Genji, and as it latched, he pulled the cyborg in for a large, deadly hug. His shotgun dismantled Genji's brains, ending Junkrat's cause for distress.
As his pot bellied hero and he took the enemy point, they noticed a distinct scent of tumblr and dead roses...
Reaper sat in the corner of the control point as the rest of his team was dead. He was slicing blood art on his forearm, while writing his own lyrics to a song about mean parents.
"He's all yours, buddy." Junkrat said with a sneer. Roadhog let out a snort, and snuffed his healing jar. The cool-down for the hook ended, and he snagged Reaper.
"God, fuck, what the fuck, dad? God, you're not my dad, but you're just like him. Fuck you dad." Reaper mumbled inaudibly. Roadhog was too excited to listen to what the distressed and edgy senior citizen had to say.
Roadhog pulled down his belt to reveal his smaller than average cock. Reaper was unimpressed while he floated in the fat man's grasp. "I'm not impressed, my boyfriend, Jack, has a bigger schlong than you, pig boy."
Enraged, the bubble-stomached hog fucked the gay tumblr boy until the end of the match, when Bastion got play of the game again...