Diary of an NPC

by Rorrim J. Tori

Non-Player-Characters, you see them all the time. walking a few squares forward and back, repeating the same sentence whenever you talk to them. But this one NPC is going to stand out, he's going to prove to the world that he has a lot to say! ...Not really. -Completely random drabbles-

1. Introduction

Hello, I am an NPC.

"The Hero will save the princess!"

I walk up and down the road in front of my house yelling that sentence to anyone and everyone who is close enough to hear it. Some people might call this a 'waste of time' or say that I am leading an 'unfulfilling existence', but I find happiness in it. Some days I think of going on an adventure, but I could never risk leaving behind my life of security.

I can have my own adventures here anyway, which is why I have decided to start keeping a journal of my daily activities.

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This story is complete nonsensical crack and randomness; mainly drabbles that I'll randomly post when I feel like it. Enjoy.

Listed under Misc. Games because the idea could be applied to almost any game with a hero, a princess, and repetitive NPCs.

Special thanks to phantom theif kid for helping come up with this amazingly hilarious idea.