Guess who got into Homestuck! I'm going to write two stories about it. One about the trolls I've created, and another about me and my Fanfiction buddies being sent to the crazy lands of whatever! You'll see it when it's out. So start reading! You're still here. Why aren't you reading?! READ DANGIT! RRRREEEEAAAADDDD!
Disclaimer: Homestuck belongs to Andrew Hussie. Cateni, Mazano, Rabbitmom, and Birddad belong to me.
We join our friend as she's running for her life. Or hopping for her life.
The troll rode away from her enemies, hoping her lusus would hold out. He was already panting, and they had just started running.
"It's just a few more hops Rabbitmom!" She said with sign language, trying to reassure the mutant rabbit. "We can make it!"
"We?!" she responded in a gruff voice. "I'm the one hopping! You're just along for the ride!"
"CAVE!" she spelled. Her lusus rolled up, moving the female troll to his center. They'd practiced this safety maneuver many times, so no one was harmed. When they finally tumbled into the opening, all the troll felt was a few bumps of rock against her lusus' thick fur. They slammed into a familiar wall, one they'd slammed into many times.
"Cateni?" a voice asked. "What are you doing here?"
"Nepeta!" she spelt, running to hug the older troll.
Nepeta still had her big green coat and hat, but her hair had grown considerably longer. Her coat was smaller than when she was 6 sweeps, but aside from that she looked the same.
"What's wrong? Why'd you use the safety maneuver?" Nepeta asked.
Her reply was given in the form of a shout from above. There were several pounding noises, then the sound of something sliding on rock. A young seadweller sat up and glared at the female trolls. He jumped at Cateni, but was intercepted by Rabbitmom.
"They're down here!" The sea dweller yelled. "Hurry up!"
Rabbitmom moved to the entrance, blocking it.
"Get out of here!" She yelled to her troll. "You have to get somewhere safe!"
"But-!" Cateni started to spell.
"No buts! Get out of here while I'm holding them back!"
Tears grew in Cateni's eyes, and she was lead away by Nepeta out of a secret enterance.
A knock on his hive door made Equius send his apprentice to open it. The young troll nodded, opening the door. When he saw it was his master's moirail, he was happy. When he saw Cateni, he was ecstatic.
"Nepeta and Cateni are here!" he yelled.
Equius walked towards the door. He smiled when he saw his moirail. "Greetings Nepeta." he said. "Greetings Cateni."
Equius hadn't changed that much either, except his hair had grown slightly longer, his other horn had broken a bit, and he had more muscles.
"Hi." Cateni signed.
Equius frowned. "I thought the vocal cords were working. Are there any bugs?"
Cateni told him that her man made vocal cords were ripped out by the sea dweller king himself. He didn't know that Rabbitmom was nearby, so she proceeded to beat him up, helping them escape fairly quickly. Tears filled her eyes when she remembered her lusus keeping her safe, possibly for the last time.
Equius stood there, sweating. Mazano handed him a towel. He thanked the young troll, then wiped his face.
"Well, there's really only one thing I can do." Equius told the female troll. He walked back to his room, Nepeta following close behind. The younger trolls tried to follow, but they closed the door. Typing sounds were heard, so they knew they were on the computer. There were some angry sounds, some happy sounds, and some sounds that sounded like someone had thrown the computer against the ground, then tried to fix it. They walked out a few minutes later, smiles on their faces.
"Okay, I believe we have a plan." Equius said. "You are going to go see our friends, who will help you on your journey to defeat the Sea dwellers. By the way, here are your new vocal cords." he handed the robotic organs to Cateni, who smiled and slipped them into her mouth. She wobbled for a second, then smiled.
"Thanks Equius!' she replied cheerfully.
"We don't know how you're going to get to our friends, though." Nepeta said.
Mazano thought for a second, then ran to his room upon an idea. He returned with his lusus, a bird with two abnormally large wings.
"Birddad says we can fly to your friends on his back!" he said, petting the bird. The bird cawwed in response. "All he needs is directions."
Equius nodded. He got a paper and pencil, then started to write. This proved difficult, because he continually broke the pencil and ripped the paper. In the end, he just told them the directions and they wrote it down.
"Be careful." Equius told them, patting their shoulders as lightly as he could.
"We will." they replied.
Nepeta gave them each a backpack with their blood colors on them, telling them they should put only the essentials in it as they progressed.
"but whatever you do, don't open this pocket!" she warned, pointing to the smallest pocket on the backpack. "Only open it in the case of an emergency. And even then, the emergency must be dire!"
Cateni and Mazano nodded. They thanked their friends for their help, then flew away on Birddad's back.
"I give them five days." Equius said.
"Yup." Nepeta replied.
Well this will be interesting! Can't wait to see what my headshed will come up with next! I bet it is going to be zomethik clever! *pedestrian punches me* Pedestrian: You're annoying and weird! Me: Thank you!