AruuYuda-1601: Heyhooo! I just decided to take a break from writing and publishing a chapter of my other multi-chapter fanfic, "Galaxias : Mysteries and More : RESTART", 'cause I still haven't got any bit of inspiration...and energy yet. Lol. Or maybe it's just that I'm so lazy to think of action scenes. Boom.

So, I wrote this, and I planned to make a collection of short fics, crackfics, drabbles (?), and some short stories concerning my other fic/s.

This one was inspired from the nursery rhyme, "There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly". Go search for it. Now say something about it. XD

No, I won't go further to feeding someone a cow and a horse. I'll just finish at the dog part.

[#1: I Don't Know Why He Swallowed The Fly...]

[In Kaito's House Where He Lives With A Lot of Toddlers, With No Other Older Companions To Help Him In Babysitting]

Fourteen year-old Kaito scooped a spoon of ice cream out of its tub and put it in his mouth, savoring the taste of the sweet, milky dessert. It melted in his mouth, and he chewed the nut and marshmallow bits.

Rocky Road ice cream...

He smiled as he enjoyed it, and he scooped another one, opening his mouth widely.

Then he suddenly choked. Coughed. Clutched his neck. Screeched. Gagged. Whatever you like to call it.

A stupid fly just entered his mouth.

He dropped his ice cream tub.

Four year-old Len came inside the room and looked at Kaito with wide eyes, all innocent.

"What are you... Did you just swallow something, Nii-kun?"

Kaito nodded roughly, still gagging. "I...chwarrowj...a..pry..."

Len blinked. He tilted his head to the side.

"You swallowed...a fly? ...what should I do..." he mumbled. He jerked up and ran outside. He returned back inside the bedroom, carrying a spider in a bottle.

The spider bottle he kept inside his room.

"Eat this, Nii-kun! It will catch the fly! Hurry!"

Kaito squirmed in protest, but Len put a spider in the poor teenager's mouth. The spider...

...Wiggled and wriggled and jiggled inside him...

He squirmed, clutched his neck and coughed and gagged.

He swallowed the spider to catch the fly...Len didn't know why he swallowed the fly. Perhaps he'll die...? But no. He still wasn't dead, so Len thought he was still fine.

Young five year-old twins Miku and Mikuo entered the room as they heard some commotion. They ran towards Len.

"Len!" the little tealette girl yelled. "What happened to Kaito-nii?" she asked. Mikuo stared at the suffering boy. In worry or amusement, one couldn't know, because of his ever-narrowed eyes, which were already slanted into ferocious, cat-like teal eyes.

"He swallowed a fly, so I gave him a spider to catch it, but I think...it doesn't work..." Len answered.

Miku gasped. "You should have given him a bird! Mikuo-nii!" she turned to her older twin brother, "Hurry, get our pet bird!"

Mikuo blinked repeatedly, tilting his head to the side, and sped away. He returned shortly, carrying a steel cage with a pretty yellow lovebird in it. A forever-alone lovebird. Len, without warning, pulled out the bird and stuffed it inside the poor boy's mouth.

The three toddlers goggled at Kaito.

Kaito screeched. The bird trilled in shock. Kaito grabbed his neck, hysterically shaking and waving his hand in front of the children.

He just swallowed a bird to catch the spider to catch the fly. They didn't know why he swallowed a fly. Perhaps he'll die...? But no. Nothing happened to him, so they thought that he was still a-okay.

Kaito gave out a louder gag, which led three year-old Rin, Len's younger sister, to enter the room, carrying a broomstick, yelling.

"Hey! Who's here!"

Her head turned to the three children and Kaito. She put down the long broomstick, and blushed in embarrassment. She giggled.

"Sorry...sorry... What happened to Onii-chan?"

The two children – two, because Mikuo seldom talked to anybody but Miku – told the little blonde girl the story. Like Miku, she gasped.

"No, that's not right! You should have given him a cat! The cat will catchy-catch the birdie!" she childishly said, wagging her index finger like she was some adult.

"Good idea, Rinny!" Miku exclaimed.

"Get our pet cat now, Rin," Len instructed. Rin wrinkled her nose and crossed her arms across her chest.

"I can't! Remember that Ranran almost scratched me to death when I picked him up?!"

Mikuo suddenly raised his hand and sped away once again. He came back, carrying a gray, lazy tabby cat. He handed it to Miku. Because he only trusted his younger twin sister.

Miku walked over to Kaito and suddenly stuffed the furry cat inside his mouth.

He, again, coughed and gagged and tried to remove the cat.

And to Kaito's wonder, the cat didn't move at all. Well, it turned out that Mikuo sneakily fed him first a sleeping pill before carrying him inside the room for their fly-catching treatment.

Of course, fur tasted horrible. He shouted in frustration. A muffled shout.

He swallowed a cat to catch the bird to catch the spider to catch the fly. The children didn't know why he swallowed the fly. Would he die?

Not yet. Still alive.

Five year-old Rei peeked inside the room, hiding behind the door, just blankly looking at the group of toddlers and Kaito. Without any further conversations and actions, he spoke:

"Give him a dog."

Well, it seemed like he already knew what was being discussed in the room. It was possible, since the arts room where he usually stayed was just across Kaito's room. Rei quickly went away and went back to secluding himself in the large arts room.

Mikuo sped away, and went back in with a dog on a leash. The large dog, whose head quickly turned towards Kaito's mouth, excitedly ran towards him, dragging frail Mikuo behind him. Rin squealed in surprise.

The dog targeted the poor blue-head's mouth, barking and scratching the poor, sedated cat inside the teenager's mouth. The cat, after sensing the dog, woke up and fought back.

Well, imagine what happened to Kaito the babysitter – scratched, gagging, and all weak. Somewhat pale. Face covered with dog saliva. Mouth covered in cat fur and yellow bird feathers.

The innocent, clueless toddlers just stared at him.

[Soon]

Luka, Kaito's foster mother, and Meiko, Luka's best friend, returned home, only to see Len, Rin and Miku run after their pet cat and dog around the house.

They wondered what happened, so they both went upstairs at Kaito's room.

They glanced at each other and moved their heads side to side, observing the view of the room.

Mikuo was there, pulling out a yellow bird out of Kaito's mouth. The yellow bird was all covered in saliva, and Kaito's mouth was covered in fur and feathers.

Oh? What happened?

Mikuo glanced at them blankly, holding up the bird. He ran towards the two women and proudly – silently – showed off the thing on his hand.

A slimy bird.

Luka and Meiko glanced at each other in curiosity and confusion.

Kaito was sprawled on the floor, scratched.

Rei came out of the arts room and greeted their guardians with a low bow before returning inside.

The two women sighed.

AruuYuda-1601: I dunno how to end this...

Don't worry, Kaito fans out there, he's still alive. But unconscious. Lol.