Like our favourite SHIELD agent, I have returned from the dead, figuratively of course. No one will take me to TAHITI, regardless of how magical its supposed to be.
I havent been doing much writing lately but I've been watching AoS constantly for the past few days as well as re-reading some of my older work and this happened. This came from another Facebook Story I did about 4 years ago, which somehow became a CSI/Avengers crossover. This one will hopefully remain a strictly AoS story though.
DISCLAIMER: I own nada. I worship Stan Lee and Joss Whedon though for their awesomeness as well as Marvel for giving Coulson his own show because everyone loves Coulson.
References to Episodes 2 and 9 but no spoilers I promise.
Please let me know if I should keep going. This will probably start slow if people are interested but all thoughts are much appreciated.
And before I forget, the fact you will read about fish, I made it up. They wont actually explode at 30,000 feet...I think
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Skye Once again, the big guy has denied us a fish tank. Whats wrong with wanting to add a little life to this place?
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Grant Ward I don't understand why you and FitzSimmonds are so hell bent on this. You cant keep animals of any kind at 30,000 feet. Not only is it troublesome and a waste of space, but too much pressure in the tank and you're precious fish will explode
Leo Fitz Why would you say something like? A) you don't know that and B) you're a jerk for saying such awful things
Jemma Simmonds Breath Fitz, passing out isn't going to get Fury to change his mind. Especially after the last 084 incident.
Phil Coulson Simmonds, remove that comment its classified.
Jemma Simmonds Right away sir. Sorry sir.
Skye Come on AC, we're not asking for a huge thing with ten thousand tropical fish, we arent even allowed a freaking tiny gold fish bowl. Impractical I know, considering our living arrangements, but it isn't hard to find the thing water
And seriously Ward? That comment was a little harsh.
Leo Fitz A little? I can practically hear the poor thing dying as we speak just from his words
Phil Coulson I know you arent happy about it, I'm a little bummed myself, but I don't pay the bills when windows get broken so its not my say.
Leo Fitz I'm sorry ok? How was I to know that Ward hadn't put the safety on properly?
Melinda May Is this seriously what you do all day? Have petty arguments using a keyboard?
Leo Fitz May has facebook?
Skye Coulson threatened to lock Fitz and Ward in the box if they started fighting in the lab again. Especially after the aforementioned incident.
Melinda May When you kids are finished, we're coming in so get off here and be ready.
Phil Coulson Everyone has facebook Fitz, how could you not know that?
Melinda May Coulson, you are not the exception to the rule
Phil Coulson Sorry
Leo Fitz Alright guys, who the hell glued my DVDs to the ceiling in my bunker? I said I was sorry
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Skye Dont look at me dude, I've been running drills with Ward all morning.
Jemma Simmonds At least they were nice enough to take the labels out first and you can still get into them for the disks
Grant Ward Maybe next time you'll think twice about trying to pull a childish prank while we're in the air.
Leo Fitz It was a joke. How was I supposed to know that certain events were going to happen? I'm not like you Ward, I never got to do the whole "prank the juniors" thing.
And that is not the point Jemma.
Jemma Simmonds There's no need to get hostile Fitz. I couldn't have done it. I've been with you in the lab.
Leo Fitz Well it had to have been someone, DVDs don't magically glue themselves to anything, especially the ceiling. First the cream and now this? Seriously people, stop messing with me.
Phil Coulson Someone touched Lola. No one touches Lola.
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Melinda May Men and their toys
Phil Coulson Says the woman who sleeps with a knife under her pillow
Skye Umm AC, how would you know something like that?
Phil Coulson That's classified
Skye Your heroes have died
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Leo Fitz What? How could you do that?
Skye Relax Fitz, its just a song
Leo Fitz But what about Mufasa? YOU KILLED MUFASA!
Skye Umm...last time I checked, Scar killed Mufasa not me.
Leo Fitz But he's still dead Skye!
Skye I am not discussing this with you
Melinda May I will say this once. Who took my cookies from the kitchen? Come forward voluntarily and I MIGHT let you live.
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Melinda May Phil Coulson I know you took them Phil. I can see you eating them in your office. Skye has the video on screen.
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Phil Coulson I have no idea what you're talking about.
Skye You promised to keep me out of this.
Melinda May . Sorry Skye
Phil Coulson Skye You are so grounded
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