It was just a regular day at the Freeman house when all of a sudden…
"I'm gonna really let him have it. Show him my stuff. Give that man everything I got."
"Pause." Riley said.
"Pause? Pause what?"
"You said somethin' gay, so you gotta say no homo. Or else you a homo."
"What did I say gay?"
"You said you gonna give this dude everything you got no homo."
"That's not gay. I said I'm gonna give the man everything I got!"
"Pause, Grandad! If it sound gay it's gay! Then you gotta say no homo! How I know you not a homo, Grandad if you don't say no homo?"
"I'm not saying no homo."
"Okay, if you wanna be a homo."
"Stop calling your granddaddy a homo!"
"Then say no homo!"
"I don't wanna say no homo! I'm gonna homo yo ass if you keep sayin' pause!"
"Pause."
And that, my good friends, was the conversation that Robert and Riley Freeman had about saying 'No Homo.'