Warning: Extremely random!
-Epic line of epicness-
Musaki: I'm so boooooooooored.
Ryou: How bout we play a game.
Yami: I'm bored of playing games.
Malik: Let's play a drinking game!
Kurai-onii: But we aren't old enough to drink.
Marik: That's never stopped us before.
Musaki: Well we could use something that will make us hyper.
Yugi: Like what?
Musaki: MOUNTAIN DEW!
Kurai-onii: But Musaki you know you're not allowed to have mountain dew anymore.
Musaki: Oh come on Mokuba forgave me for setting him on fire…
Seto: Yeah but I didn't.
Musaki: You're next…
Joey: I like this girl.
Everyone: …
Musaki: We know you love him.
Kurai-onii: (Fangirl squeal.) How bout we play I never.
Musaki: I'll get the mountain dew! (Jumps up.)
Yami: This isn't going to end well is it?
Kurai-onii: Not at all.
Musaki: (Runs back in with gallons of mountain dew.) Kurai you go first.
Kurai-onii: I've never kissed a boy.
Everyone but Musaki: (Takes drink.)
Musaki: Damn.
Kurai-onii: Ok Yugi you go next.
Yugi: I've never killed a person.
Musaki,Bakura,Marik,Malik,Yami: (Takes drink.)
Ryou: I'm appalled.
Kurai-onii: (Takes drink.)
Everyone: O.o
Kurai-onii: Bitch had it coming.
Yugi: What did she ever do?
Kurai-onii: Cut in front of me at the movies. (Holds up flame thrower.) Don't mess with me.
Yami: Anyway…I've never read a lemon.
Kurai&Musaki: (Takes drink.) It was damn good to.
Ryou: What kind of lemon?
Musaki: Tendershipping.
Kurai-onii: Puppyshipping.
Seto,Joey,Bakura,Ryou: PERVERTS!
Musaki: Hell yeah.
Ryou: I've never had a fantasy about my other half.
Bakura,Malik,Yami,Marik,Yugi: (Takes drink.)
Kurai-onii: Yugi I'm surprised…at least me and Musaki never had fantasies about each other.
Musaki: Thank Ra for that.
Seto: I've never been kidnapped more than once.
Yugi,Ryou,Kurai: (Takes drink.)
Joey: Kurai you were kidnapped.
Kurai-onii: Yeah Musaki took three weeks to figure out I was gone.
Musaki: Don't worry I killed him…he said something about being sick of yaoi and making her write het.
Kurai-onii: Whatever the hell that is.
Yami: I think that means straight fan fictions.
Musaki: How dare they…it would probably have been with Tea.
Kurai-onii: Freaking hate Tea.
Musaki: (Holds up sword.) Can I kill her?
Ryou: No but it can be your turn.
Musaki: I never had sex with a boy or girl.
Yugi,Yami,Malik,Marik,Ryou,Bakura,Seto,Joey: (Takes drink.)
Kurai-onii: Looks like me and Musaki are the only virgins.
Joey: My turn…I never electrocuted myself.
Kurai-onii: (Takes drink.) I never should have stuck my finger in that light socket.
Musaki: You're so stupid ha ha ha.
Kurai-onii: At least I didn't jump out of tree with a garbage bag thinking I could fly.
Musaki: Hey I only did it twice!
Seto: I never liked the authoresses.
Yugi,Ryou,Musaki,Kurai: (Takes drink.)
Musaki: You bastards! (Takes out sword.)
Kurai-onii: Now Musaki you shouldn't stab them…(Takes out flame thrower.) You should roast them.
Musaki: Why not both?
Kurai-onii: Good point.
-Several hours later-
Yami: AH MY ASS IS ON FIRE!
Kurai-onii: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A BITCH TO ME IN EVERY FIC I'VE EVER BEEN IN!
Musaki: (Chasing Bakura around with sword.) WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME BAKURA-SENPAI?
Bakura: You Psycho bitch!
Ryou: Bakura help me!
Malik: (Arms around Ryou.) Come on I only said you were sexy.
Bakura: GET YOUR DAMN HANDS OFF HIM!
Kurai-onii: YEAH THAT'S MY RYOU-CHAN!
Bakura&Kurai: (Chases Malik.) MINE!
Musaki: Ah now I have time to kill Yami.
Yami: So this is what happens with too much mountain dew.
Seto: (Incredibly OOC) Puppy come back.
Musaki: Seto stop trying to rape Joey…I'm all good for you two having sex though.
Joey: You're not helping.
Yugi: Oh what's this button do? (Pushes button.)
Kurai-onii: Yugi no that's the power button for the-
-The End-
Kurai-onii: Just an incredibly random one-shot.
Musaki: R&R.