Things were finally peaceful in the Hudmel household since Kurt and Blaine had arrived with their kids in tow to visit their grandparents. Burt was somewhere with little Hayley and James was probably running Finn around in the backyard as Carole watched through the kitchen window.
Kurt and Blaine themselves were having their moment of serenity in the hallway by the front door just holding each other, soaking in one another's company before the brood summon their presence for this game or another. Blaine has his arms securely wrapped around Kurt's waist as he feels the heavy and comfortable weight of Kurt's arms around his neck. Burt and Carole know that they shouldn't disturb them, because they've been so stressed lately, what with work and the kids, and minutes like these are few and far between.
They trade occasional chaste kisses on the lips, forehead, behind the ear, on the temple. Anything they feel when they're in this peaceful trance like state, blocking out any sounds made by the family around them. It wasn't broken until Blaine murmured, ever so softly into Kurt's ear, "I love you."
It makes him smile but before he can reply Blaine's leg, which was slotted between Kurt's, suddenly jerks up by reflex and knees Kurt straight in the balls. Before he knows it, Kurt is on the ground, curled up in the foetal position hands directly on his crotch, groaning in pain. Blaine however is too busy laughing to see how much pain his husband is in, tears falling onto his cheeks, "K-Kurt… I'm s-sorry…"
That's as far as he gets before the laughter over takes him once more, leaving him more and more breathless.
Kurt however, still hasn't recovered, "Holy mother of fu-"
"Papa, what are you doing on the floor?"
Looming over him now is their sweet, innocent five year old daughter and Kurt's father who peer down at him curiously.
"Daaaaaaad… I hate him."
Burt almost looks amused, "I think it's a little late to get rid of him bud."
Kurt just whines louder, the pain radiating throughout his body, he just curls further into his body. Blaine is still laughing, a little more restrained now but the tears are still flowing.
"..Where's your shotgun?"
Blaine stopped laughing.
Fin.