-1Disclaimer- I do not own any of the Fruits Basket characters.

Sana and AJ don't really BELONG to me, cuz I'm Sana, and AJ is my friend, so... yea.

AJ: so, should we get on with the show?

Sana: I suppose, if we must...

Yuki: YES PLEASE!!!!!!!! I wanna swing the giant axe around, its so much fun!!!!

Kyo: Just make sure Kagura doesn't get hold of one... I don't wanna die yet!

Sana: OK, fine, lets start the story.

AJ: WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sana: what now?!

AJ: Kyo, don't worry we have Kagura locked up with Taylor.

Kyo: You're sure that's not a little too much???

AJ: Maybe, but who cares? Neither of them will bother us now.

Sana: Can we please do this now????????

AJ: Sure

Yuki: Fine.

Kyo: YAY!!!!!!!!!!

AJ: glares a Kyo

Chaos In The Zodiac

Shigure: Yuki, Kyo, I hope you're not scaring Miss Honda too much! walks through the front door to see them both standing over Tohru with giant axes held above their heads

Yuki: This is a little too much, isn't it? Shigure just stares with his jaw on the floor

Kyo: lets axe fall through the tatami mat floor You just had to ruin our fun, didn't you shigure?!

Shigure: Killing the girl you love is considered fun!? Tohru's still in shock, she doesn't know that she just heard that

Yuki: Shut up, stupid dog! he and Kyo wrapped duct tape around Shigure's head to cover his big mouth

Kyo: shoves yuki and shigure out of the house and locks all the doors Tohru, I have to say this, I love... Akito busts through the door

Akito: Tohru! I finally found you!!!

Tohru: Akito, my love! rushes to him

Yuki: comes into the house through the now broken door with Shigure, who was screaming through the duct tape and pointing at something behind Yuki What happened, where's Tohru?!

Kyo: points to Shigure, still crying over Tohru too much to say anything

Shigure: tries to say something, but can't because of the stupid duct tape!!!!

Yuki: OMG! Shigure, you ate her!!!!!!!! rips off duct tape and opens Shigure's mouth Tohru, can you hear me?!!!!!!

Shigure: cries out in pain as duct tape is violently ripped away from his mouth

Kyo: No you idiot, look where he's pointing!!! now points along with Shigure out the broken down door

Yuki: jaw drops to the floor when he sees Tohru and Akito Holding hands and skipping through a field of pink flowers When the heck did they get together?????!!!!!!!!!

Kyo: Just before I could tell Tohru that I love her...

Yuki: interrupts Not you too!!!!!!!! I met her first, so she's mine!!!!

Kyo: Could you let me finish?! glares at Yuki Just before I told her that I love her cooking!!!!!

Yuki: Oh, sorry about that then. I'm just gonna go kill Akito now.

Kyo: ok, have fun with that.

Shigure: Be back in time for dinner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yuki: grabs forgotten giant axe and runs of through the pink flowers

Sana: I hope you liked it!!!!!! It's kinda weird I know, but hey, I was really bored, and half asleep when I started it, so you can't really blame me... Well, ok, so technically you can, but please blame AJ instead!!!!! lol j/k flames are always welcome, but so are nice comments, or helpful ones, if I spelled anything wrong, or something like that. Bye!!!!!