(One of my first fanfics! this tells about the break-fourth-wall sillyness i have invented with link and the rest of ma crushes crews. :3)

Kristal: (Notices no one is around exept link) GRAH I FORGOT TO INVITE EVERYONE! (Desperatly hires diddy kong to drag everyone into the room)
Falco: (Looks at all the non-human people) Seriously, is this your idea of a crush?
Kristal: (Eyes) I saw your trophy in SSBM, Falco. (Bonks Falco with the flat side of her sword)
Falco: Eurgh. So, anyways.
Shadow: (Blinks)
Link: (Quiet)
Kristal: As you know, i DID invite their crews!
Ganondorf: (Looks at everyone)
Kristal: (Falls down anime-style at the fact that Diddy Kong knows her crushes)
Kristal: Okay...I got no ideas right now. If only i got some messages tellin' me what can we go to spend some time.
Link: (Spacing out) We could dance Caramelldansen.
Kristal: OKAY!
Link: (Returning from space out) ...Why did i just say that?
Kristal: (Reaches the radio with her sword and pokes a button with it, making the Caramelldansen song go on, and forces everyone to dance)
(Everyone dances)
Zelda: Next time, don't space out, liiink...

Kristal: I didin't get any suggestions, but i got an idea!

(Everyone stares at her)

Kristal: (Drags link to the center of the room)

Link: (Blinks)

Kristal: (Throws a chicken at link)

Link: (Slaps chicken at the fact that it pecked him)

(Tons of chickens come out from nowhere and chase link while he runs for his life)

Kristal: (Sweatdrop) The fact that i never played any of the LoZ games is disturbing. I didin't even know of that glitch untill now.

Ganondorf: (Starts laughing)

Btw, That's adult link. :3

Kristal: (After looking at the chickens swarming around link, she unleashes her link fury, chasing all the chickens away.)

Ganondorf: (Laughs harder)

Link: (Heavily Pecked)

Kristal: Adsf. I knew i didin't like touching chickens for a reason. (Drags link to the center of the room, and sits beside him)

Falco: Do you have his trophy or something?

Kristal: I have his smash and normal trophy.

Falco: (Sweatdrop)

Link: (Cough) Any reason why i'm in the center of the room again?

Kristal: Danjou.

Ganondorf: What?

Kristal: Uh, never mind. (Hands link a microphone, pokes a button with her sword again from the radio, turning on the song "Harder To Breathe")

Link: (Blinks)

Kristal: I need to faint atleast once in this chapter. Sing it so i can faint!

(Everyone Sweatdrops)

Link: (Starts singing)

Kristal: ADSFADSFADSF LINK CUTENESS OVERLOAAAAD. (Faints)

(Everyone falls down anime-style.)

Btw since i can pronounce Adsf in real life i can say it here. So it's not chatspeak.

Link: (Finishes song, and looks at kristal, who still is fainted.)

Ganondorf: This is more embarassing than the time Kristal was going to type my name as Ganondorfdorf.

Link: What?

Ganondorf: Listening to YOU sing.

Zelda: (Bonks ganondorf on the head with her hand)

Ganondorf: Ow. Anywho.

Falco: Hey! Hands off my prey! I mean! You stole my saying! Earlier

Ganondorf: (Starts laughing)

Shadow: I'm gonna go get something to drink. (Speeds to the kitchen.)

Fox: I took note that kristal was too lazy to bring slippy and the rest.

Mr. Game & Watch: Who cares?!

(Everyone Anime falls)

Zelda: Why are you here?!

Mr. Game & Watch: Kristal watched a video about P.Jon's terrible luck against someone controlling me and she said it was hilarious.

Zelda: What part?

Mr. Game & Watch: When P.Jon said,

NO NINES

SON OF A Insert swear word here

Azura(His friend): Yes nines!

Mr. Game & Watch: Who am i without giving proper credit? You can view the whole video here: /watch?vHlWIxRQ3lws&featurerelated

Zelda: We'll have to wait until Kristal gets back from her fainting spell, though.

Ganondorf: Har Har, What a pun. I noticed you said fainting SPELL.