"Nido's Coming"
By Nidonemo
::The sun shines harshly upon the maze-like walls of rock that make up Giddeus. Within a clearing, a Yagudo Persecutor sits upon a bank, soaking his feet in the stream and letting his mind wander. Suddenly a Yagudo Scribe scrambles to the stream, fear is in his eyes::
Steve: I bring horrible news!
Max: What? What's wrong?
::Max grabs his blade from the ground next to him and stands up::
Steve: Nido's coming!
::Max drops his blade in the water in shock::
Max: NIDO'S COMING!?
Steve: Keep your voice DOWN!
Max: OH MY GOD! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
::Steve slaps his hand over Max's beak::
Steve: Shut the FUCK up! He's going to HEAR you!
Max: Okayokaywhatdowedo?!
Steve: Keep calm, we need to think...
Max: Right, right!
Steve: If he doesn't see or hear us, he won't know that we are here!
::Max nods and smiles widely::
Max: Right! So, how do we pull that off?
Steve: ...I don't know...
::Max starts to cry uncontrollably::
Max: -SOB!- We're gonna DIE!
Steve: SHHH!
Max: -SOB!- The Feral Taru's gonna KILL us!
Steve: Keep your voice DOWN man!
Max: -SOB!- I DON'T WANNA DIE!
::Just then Nido turns the corner and enters the clearing::
Nido: Hey guys, what's up?
::The two Yagudo jump back in shock::
Nido: What?
Steve: N-N-NIDO!
::Max falls to his knees and bows to the ground::
Max: -SOB!- PLEASE! -SOB!- HAVE MERCY UPON MY SOUL! -SOB!-
Nido: Dude, chill. I'm just here to kill the Black Dragon.
::The Yagudo calm down a little::
Steve: So you do not wish to slay us?
Nido: No.
::Max looks up::
Max: You mean I may see another sunrise!?
Nido: Of course!
::Max jumps up and hugs Nido::
Max: OH SIR! YOUR MERCY FILLS ME WITH JOY BEYOND JOYS!
Nido: Can't....breathe!
::Max drops him in shock::
Max: OH! FORGIVE ME!
::Nido gets up and dusts himself off::
Nido: Heh...you can live...for a while anyway.
::The Yagudo look to each other in shock::
Nido: Just kidding! Man, you guys need to mellow out!
::Nido goes off laughing, leaving the Yagudo shivering in the blazing heat::
-END-
By Nidonemo
::The sun shines harshly upon the maze-like walls of rock that make up Giddeus. Within a clearing, a Yagudo Persecutor sits upon a bank, soaking his feet in the stream and letting his mind wander. Suddenly a Yagudo Scribe scrambles to the stream, fear is in his eyes::
Steve: I bring horrible news!
Max: What? What's wrong?
::Max grabs his blade from the ground next to him and stands up::
Steve: Nido's coming!
::Max drops his blade in the water in shock::
Max: NIDO'S COMING!?
Steve: Keep your voice DOWN!
Max: OH MY GOD! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
::Steve slaps his hand over Max's beak::
Steve: Shut the FUCK up! He's going to HEAR you!
Max: Okayokaywhatdowedo?!
Steve: Keep calm, we need to think...
Max: Right, right!
Steve: If he doesn't see or hear us, he won't know that we are here!
::Max nods and smiles widely::
Max: Right! So, how do we pull that off?
Steve: ...I don't know...
::Max starts to cry uncontrollably::
Max: -SOB!- We're gonna DIE!
Steve: SHHH!
Max: -SOB!- The Feral Taru's gonna KILL us!
Steve: Keep your voice DOWN man!
Max: -SOB!- I DON'T WANNA DIE!
::Just then Nido turns the corner and enters the clearing::
Nido: Hey guys, what's up?
::The two Yagudo jump back in shock::
Nido: What?
Steve: N-N-NIDO!
::Max falls to his knees and bows to the ground::
Max: -SOB!- PLEASE! -SOB!- HAVE MERCY UPON MY SOUL! -SOB!-
Nido: Dude, chill. I'm just here to kill the Black Dragon.
::The Yagudo calm down a little::
Steve: So you do not wish to slay us?
Nido: No.
::Max looks up::
Max: You mean I may see another sunrise!?
Nido: Of course!
::Max jumps up and hugs Nido::
Max: OH SIR! YOUR MERCY FILLS ME WITH JOY BEYOND JOYS!
Nido: Can't....breathe!
::Max drops him in shock::
Max: OH! FORGIVE ME!
::Nido gets up and dusts himself off::
Nido: Heh...you can live...for a while anyway.
::The Yagudo look to each other in shock::
Nido: Just kidding! Man, you guys need to mellow out!
::Nido goes off laughing, leaving the Yagudo shivering in the blazing heat::
-END-