Naruto Vacation
DISCLAIMER: I do not own anything Naruto related except for a Naruto Night Cap.
Authors Note: Most of the characters will be OOC. I'm referring to myself as "Dragon". It's teams 7 & 9.
-Part 1: Airport Time!-
Kakashi/Kurenai: Let's go on a vacation!
Everyone: YAY!!
Naruto: Uh, where are going?
Everyone: . . .
Shino: How about Utah?
Sakura: No! Let's go to Animal Kingdom!
Everyone: YAY!! ANIMAL KINGDOM!!
So team 7 & 9 all went to get their things to go to Animal Kingdom. They didn't get past the airport . . .
Kakashi set off the metal detector . . .
Kakashi: Oh no!
beep beep beep
Guard: Sir, please remove any metal object that you might own.
So Kakashi took kunai, shuriken, & a ton of other weapons until there was a huge pile of metal weapons & his headband.
Guard: Thank you, sir. You can go. Keep your headband.
Then everyone got to the gate & waited for their plane.
Kakashi: You guys could've told me not to bring my weapons.
Hinata: But Master Kakashi, i-it's only common s-sense.
(Everyone else left their weapons at home)
The plane had come in, everyone was really excited.
The plane was Southwest.
Naruto: WOW! This thing is huge!
Kiba: Naruto, have you ever been on a plane?
Naruto: No.
Akamaru: Whine . . .
Sasuke: This can't be good.
-Part 2: Oh Boy! Plane ride!-
Kurenai: Ok, there's 3-to-a-row. Shino, Kiba, & Sakura will sit in one row. Hinata, Naruto, & Sasuke will sit in another. Kakashi & I will sit across from you guys.
Hinata: Already blushing
Naruto: Hey, Hinata, are you all right? Your all red.
Hinata: I-I'm f-fine.
(The plane is taking off)
Naruto: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!! G-FORCE!!
For all you idiots who don't know what G-force is, it's just when there's a lot of pressure directed to your body.
(In the air - two hours later)
Naruto: Man! This is boring! I'm half asleep! And I gotta go!
Sasuke: Naruto, there's a bathroom in the back of the plane. You can go there.
So as Naruto gets up to go, a fangirl sees him & glomps him, stopping him from the bathroom.
Fangirl: OMG!! NARUTO!!
Naruto: AAAHHH!! GET OFF ME!! I GOTTA GO!!
Fangirl: NEVER!!
Naruto: SNJ!!
poof
Fangirl: AAAHHH!! (let's go)
Naruto: Thank you. (Comes back from the bathroom in 5 minutes)
Everyone: O.o
Hinata: O.O
Naruto: What? back as a guy I had to! I'm still tired . . .
After everyone is calm again, Naruto borrows Kiba's Nintendo DS . . .
Naruto: Geez, Kiba. How come the only game you have is Nintendogs?
Kiba: I miss Akamaru. Too bad he had to be cargo & sit in a pet carrier.
Sasuke: Naruto, can I play a little?
Naruto: No. I'm teaching a new dog his name.
Kiba: What did you name him, Naruto? It better not be stupid!
Naruto: Hehe . . . yeah, about that . . . I'm kinda naming it "Emo Boy."
Kiba: WHAT??
Naruto: In honor of Sasuke. Hold on, I just need to save i- Zzzzzzzzzz . . .
Sasuke: Wow.
Hinata: O.O -passes out blushing at the same time-
Sasuke: Great. Now me and Kiba are the only ones awake.
Kiba: Yeah, Kakashi is snoring. Probably 'cause of the mask.
Kakashi: Huh? What? Meh, oh well . . . snoring
Dragon: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!! WRITER'S BLOCK!! HELP!!
Sasuke: Just skip ahead to Animal Kingdom.
Dragon: Good idea! Buh-By!
Sasuke: Idiot.
Dragon: R & R!!
Pu-leeeeaaaasssseeeee!!