It was strange, seeing this man. He looked like me, but wasn't really like me. I was amazed by his overall way of thinking and his fearlessness of leaping from high areas. He seemed to be interested in me as I was in him. We talked a little and then went back to the Galley-La. He took me to his own room, which was fairly bland. But even then, it accentuated his overall charisma. We talked for a while before getting to the subject of dating. "So, Usopp." He asked me. "How are you in the dating game?" "Well, I'm the best there is!" I lied. "The women call me Love Master Usopp!" I laughed at my own shame, only for Kaku to see through it all. "I'm not good at women, either." He said, smiling. I stopped laughing. "You saw through my act." "Yep." He stood up. "I honestly don't care for most women in this day and age. I'm fond of most of my friends and comrades, most of them who are male." "Most of my comrades are male, too!" "Are you engaged in relationships with them?" Kaku suddenly asked me. "We have a strong bond with one another. Me and Luffy are like brothers!" I told him. "Me and Paulie are like brothers, too. You ever noticed how he's flustered with most women?" "Yeah..." "Well, there's a reason for that..."
"GAY?!" I yelled. "Paulie's gay?!" "Surprised, are we? He isn't the only one." Kaku replied. "It's the Pigeon Guy, right? That Hair Man?" "You're warm..." I took a minute to think and suddenly the truth hit me. "..." "You figured it out, sonny." He told me. "Why are you telling me this?" I asked. "There's a shortage of...men around these parts." I caught his pass. "Me? You want me?" "You catch on quickly." Kaku said, chuckling. "I'm not even gay. I like women. And that's not a lie." "That it isn't." Kaku sighed. "Oh well. If I can't get them normally, I'll have to get them the hard way..." Kaku pulled out a sword. "Take off your pants, Usopp!" My hair jumped up. "Wha-what?" "Take off your pants! Show me Usopp Jr.!" "I-I-I don't wanna!" I told him, shaking faster than a crackhead in cold weather. But Kaku went and slashed off my pants straps. My overalls fell down, showing my Strawhat boxers (Patent pending)."Take those off, too." He said sternly. I couldn't even move. "Do it or I'll kill you!" I took them off immediately. Usopp Jr's hair stood up too.
Kaku put his sword away and went to my face, looking at me passionately. "Your nose is so cute." He said, rubbing it. "What do you think of my nose?" I managed a few words. "It's...square." Kaku chuckled lightly. "Well, I can't say it isn't." He began to lick my face and scrawny body. I was amazed that he actually wanted me of all people. Zoro has a trained body from all of his workouts, Sanji has an ottermode going on with his smoking and Luffy can do a lot with his rubber body. Me? I don't have much going on. I'm weak, scrawny and just plain stringy. I couldn't fill up a lion. Kaku went below the belt. "Hey, what are you doing?" I asked. "Making you relax, that is." Kaku went for Usopp Jr., tugging onto him. I couldn't get hard. I had to stay soft. I thought of homo thoughts. Luffy, naked. Zoro and Sanji doing something with their shirts off. Nami reading something with a tight shirt, her bosom busting out- Usopp Jr. sprung up against my will. "Ah! He's finally ready to go!" Kaku said, ready to suck him. "No! Not that!" I yelled. He went and put his mouth on Jr.. His mouth was tender and warm, soft and moving. I was paralyzed from this sensation. "Why does this feel so...amazing?" I thought. "I can't believe this is all from a man." I closed my eyes and thought of Kaya. But I couldn't do it. I couldn't do that to her. I looked at Kaku, sweating. He was going faster and faster. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I was at his mercy, I couldn't help myself, I yelled, "Usooooooopp BLAST!" Jr. spat out his innards, all over and inside Kaku. He smiled. "You taste pure, my little Usopp." He said, chuckling. "Usopp Jr. didn't do that because he liked it. He did it due to his sudden case of the I-Got-Excited-Over-The-Warm-Feeling-Of-Your-Mouth Disease!" Kaku went to my face, rubbing our noses together. "You are mine now." He said. "Come back here tomorrow, same time and same clothes." "What if I don't?" "Usopp Jr. will be in that empty jar. I practically fainted. I got the fuck outta there and went back to Merry. No one could know what happened just now. I showered off and went to sleep. I wonder, while he was sucking me off, I liked the feeling so much I couldn't bear to think about anyone else but him. Is this...love?"