A/N: well i got board on a camping trip recently and came up with this. yep, those dang humans built a camp sight too close to vampire mountain. I'm writing this with my friends. they didn't help with this chapter but they will with the next. I promise this chapter sinks compaired to the next ones. I just had to write a real quick one to get things set up and i've got so much writing to do it's not funny.
Discaimer: I dont own anyone or anything in this chapter.
Vampire Mountain was an amazing sight in the summer. The snow had melted except right on the tops of the mountains. The river that lead out of the hall of final voyage curled around the mountains and was a truly stunning sight.
Darren had gone out for a walk. Council had ended so very few vampires still remained at the mountain. It was evening and Darren had gotten tired of being stuck in the mountain. It was still a little too early for the vampires to be getting up so he was fine. He would just have to hurry back soon.
Darren walked along the shore of the river then noticed something he would've ignored just a few years ago. A lone Coke bottle went floating right down the river.
Darren knew with every brain cell in his head that the vampires had not been the ones who tossed the empty Coke bottle in the river. Unless someone was hiding a secret stash. He would have to find that person and steal some soda for himself. But he knew that wasn't true. That meant someone else had done it. But who? Humans? He already knew this wasn't going to end well.
Darren made his way back into the mountain. When he got back inside some of the vampires were starting to stir. Darren made his way over to Mr. Crepsley's room. Mr. Crepsley had just woken up and certainly wasn't in a good mood.
"Hey, Mr. Crepsley, I think there are humans near Vampire Mountain."
Mr. Crepsley frowned. "Why would you think that, Darren?"
"There was a Coke bottle floating down the river. Do you think I should tell the prices?" Darren seamed to be over reacting a little.
"I do not know, or care about a little soda bottle." Mr. Crepsley was never in a good mood when he first woke up.
"I think I will. See you later Mr. Crepsley," Darren said with a slight wave.
Darren ran strait to the Hall of Princes and requested to talk to Paris. Darren told the whole thing to Paris. The eldest prince thought over it a while and deiced it was best to check things out. Paris instructed Mika to go and check to see if there were any humans. Mika didn't feel like doing it so he told Arrow to do it. Arrow didn't want to do it either so he sent Gavner to do it.
Gavner came back with big news. The princes called a meeting for any of the vampires that were still in the mountain.
"Today, we have received news about humans near Vampire Mountain," Paris announced to the small group on vampires. "Gavner Purl was sent out to check on a claim that there were humans near the mountain. It turns out that the humans have built a camp ground a little too close to Vampire Mountain. We need the humans to leave but we need ideas on what shall be done."
There was silence for a few moments before Mika spoke up. "All in favor of just killing them."
Mika was the only one with his hand raised. Normally Arrow would agree with Mika but after the whole thing with his wife, Arrow had a bit more respect for humans.
"No, Mika. We wont be killing anyone today." Paris said in an exasperated voice. He was used to hearing Mika's deadly ideas for things "Any other ideas?"
"We could make them our pets," Kurda supplied. "We could drink their blood and all and they could live in Vampire Mountain with us. It'll be awesome."
Arra gave him a strange look. "The guardians give us all the blood we need, Kurda. We don't need pet humans." She turned to the princes. "Couldn't we just destroy the camp?"
"Yes, but they would only build another." Mr. Crepsley reminded.
"Well, we could just scar them out," Gavner spoke up. "I mean if there scared then they wont come back, right?"
It was a moment before something was said.
"That's actually not a bad idea, Gavner," admitted Arra.
"It does have sound logic," Mr. Crepsley said, agreeing that it wasn't as bad as Mika or Kurda's idea.
"So there we go. Plan A: scare the humans out of camp." Paris announced. "All in favor?"
Almost every hand was raised. Except Mika's, of course.
"We will send certain vampires to camp so they can lead Plan A. We will have Gavner Purl – since he was the mind that came up with the idea – Larten Crepsley, Arra Sails, Mika Ver Leth, and Arrow. Are we clear?"
There were a few grumbles from the two princes but other than that no outward show of anger . . . Yet.
"Wait. I'm Mr. Crepsley's assistant. I should go with him." Darren called out.
Paris looked around at the few remaining vampires.
"Yes I suppose you should."
Oh, yeah! A real true camping trip, Darren thought happily. Thought he was one of the few vampires that was truly looking forward to this.
A/N: I know I know. It stinks but please review and make me and my friends happy. please. please. *puppy dog eyes* I'll give you and imaginary cookie. I know you cant resist that.