AN: Hay everyone, its a me, KyotoAoi. Back in black, like a white manz hart attack. I changd namez cuz my old name was haxed like Neo to my MR. An- Mr. -der - MisterAmalanderson (das a matricks referenc, get it).

NEway, here is my newest cre8on, Narutot - The MYTHicAL MYTHSTORY OF THA NINJA KING. It is ammazig, I assor u. Dun worry. Enjoy. Thx 5 all tha support, lvolies.

PS. This is mah int- enter- interpolation of tha story Narutot. I thot it was OK and decided to make it beter. Dun hate. Fuck da hatas, ge tthat money. dolla dolal bill yall.

PPPS: I misspelled seven and Ninja. Im sry.

Narutot – The Rookie Ninja King's Mythical Mythstory Adventure Pro Logs

Ths stori will be 1 for all of tha agez ever. It is tha greatest story ver told. As a fuly fleged inja, my gran paps and my gran paps, pap, tol me all abt this so when I culd b a ninja, I woul kno my past. They told my dad 2. N I will also tel my kid, my cre8on of mine. He will sk me "dad whats a narutot" and I will tell him "its a ninja son" and it will be glorous.

This is tha story of tha greatest Ninja King, Narutotes.

The sky wa dark. Cloudy, with a 6% chance of rain. It was OK outside. A lil nippy for a July 29th. Strang, becus this would becom th coldest night evr in Konehat histury.

Wintr is comin (shot out, game of thornes)

The seven seas of grand blu were splashin onto tha sands. Tha salty seas spraed and splashed as sally seled seashels by ths sheshor (dat skills). Then, tha big fox wiith too many tales ate sally as she droped her 5 yen (thas 5 cents) on tha salty sand. Swag

Tha 23rd Hokuge looked frm his 8 stories mansion in Konohatss. He was ballin like a G.

"I see wintur is coming" he said, with a sad faec.

On a mawntan. Who do you think it wer? Ya ur right, 44th. HoKage utd. He stud there, lookin at tha fox with 2 many tales.

So he was ther. And he sed. "Thers to many tales to count." He said.

"But not enough to ter off." He sad with a slight smirk on tha sides of his corner face.

His hand thn went in tha air, throwing up sevral ninja sets and repping his squad. His fast hands wre fast, he used 22 sines in two seconds, a world record. Pleas chek. It's there. Guiness.

Than in a flash he was like the flash and ran tord tha big flox.

Menwhil his mum was pullin narutote out of her vagoo.

"Omg, does it hurt, hokagelama-wife-sama?" tha nurs ask.

"try pullin 4 footballs out of ur ass an see if ur ok." Tha rply from Naruharu's mom. Her har is red (spoilers)

As he was in tha burthing process, tha 44th hokaj, hur from his fite with tha bis fox came by as his sun were Jason Bourned. (clever)

Wow hes cumn out, n I want tha world to knoa, the whole world to show". He said.

"Ya but look at hsi deck." Tha nurse sed.

"omg its 2 big." Tha mom said.

"Betch, did u fuk a horse?" Hokarge said.

"No but ur hung 2". Revelations were reveled.

"Look bb, I cant beat this fox," 448th hokag said, coming back to his centses.

"Wat u mean, I thot ur hokage" She replied.

"stahp."

"no, why cant u win"

"Becuz his tails are too many."

"is that all"

"And he's like 88 story. I would walk 500 miles an D I wuld hav to fight 100 miles tales. Only monkey'd luffy is as stron g and long as that."

"Ugh. U m8k me want to die."

"Fin, dine betch." The 44th hokagere said n then he super-teleported back to tha fox.

"Look fox, ima make u a deal"

"wat u thinkin, boy" fox sed.

"Ill let u enter my wife."

"rly?"

"Yes."

"Let me hit that shit."

So he hit it, but that hokage insta-warped them and trapped tha fox in tha girl's pus.

"wtf why, I thought we had a deal" he sed.

"Dun worry fox, u can enter my baby, too."

"…what."

And thas how Narutot got a fox inside his butt. In tha futurr, pls wait in see how tha butt-fox helps narutot becom that Ninja King.

TO BE CONTINUATIONS.