A little Reffie one shot to pass the time. I should be updating all my other fics (I have about 8 that need updating) but this idea popped into my head first and its first come, first written. Its why one-shots exist.

It seemed that damn near everyone she shared a place with sung in the shower. When Yuffie was staying over at the Seventh Heaven both Tifa and Cloud sang and what was weirder was that Cloud could reach the higher pitches.

Now she was staying with her red-headed lover it was the perfect opportunity and no longer an annoyance.

For too long she had been waiting for this chance since the idea formed in her mind. Reno could never reach the high pitches, so she was going to help him.

Once she heard the familiar sound of the shower being turned on she crept over towards the bathroom. Making sure he was fully occupied with trying to sing "Living on a prayer" she dived in and tip-toed over towards the toilet.

Now all that needed to happen was for Reno to reach the chorus.

"We're half way there…" He sang, his back turned to the rest of the room. Yuffie took the opportunity, and flushed.

"Whoa-OH!" He shrieked. The Wutain ninja fell backwards laughing at the Turk's all too sudden change in pitch. "YUFFIE!" He shouted, fumbling to turn the water off.

When she had got over her fit of the giggles she instantly dashed out of the door, soon followed by her naked and very angry roommate. The chase led them all around the apartment. counters were vaulted over, sofas were used as impromptu barricades. Reno's scowl lessened as the chase went on whereas Yuffie's grin just grew.

It finished in the bedroom where Reno finally got a hold of Yuffie and in a scream, tackled her onto the bed.

"You know babe, if you just wanted early morning sex, couldn't you have just done what normal people do? You know, strip then grab my ass." He asked, spotting a sly little smile on her features and guessing her intentions.

"That's cliché Re."

"And flushing the toilet while I'm in the shower isn't." He said sarcastically.

"Much more fun though."

"What the fuck am I gonna do with you?"

"I dunno, continue to drip all over your side of the bed so your sleeping in a giant wet patch tonight?"

Reno sprang off from the bed as Yuffie broke into another fit of giggles at his reaction, it was time for some revenge. "You know Yuffie, its your turn in the shower now." He said with a wicked grin.

She squealed as Reno dived to grab her, the chase was back on it seems until Reno finally got a hold of her leg sending her down to the ground. She used her hands on the ground to give a base to try and flip Reno over her bed the extra momentum caused her to roll with him, their bodies ending up in a pile in the doorway. "Okay I'll take a shower. but Only if you have one with me Reno."

"You got it babe." He said with a wink.

"Perv." Yuffie said, shaking her head.

"Hey so are you." He said defensively.

"And you love me for it." She said, leaning down to kiss Reno on the cheek.

"Damn straight."

Ah. Reno/Yuffie is a nice pairing to write when your creatively drained I find. The two are both insane. Joking, they just seem to mesh so well together don't you think. Don't forget to review.