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My Life as a Teenage Girl

Chapter 1

The students are quietly awaiting the arrival of Mr. Garrison, their 11th grade English teacher to enter the classroom. That's right, 11th grade. Mr. Garrison has followed them every year since the third grade. He may even end up being their college professor. The bell rings and Mr. Garrison walks in and students are immediately quiet.

"Okay students, today we're going to discuss the Salem Witch Trials." The class groans. "The Salem Witch Trials took place in the 1500's in Salem, Midwest. Where the soap Days Of Our Lives takes place. In Salem they prosecuted witches for being…well witches. Any questions?" Mr. Garrison was never know for having the correct facts. Henrietta raises her hand. "Yes, Henrietta?"

"Your facts are all wrong. The Salem Witch Trials took place during 1692-1693 in Massachusetts. They were prosecuted because they were accused of using witchcraft not for being witches." She tells him proudly.

Mr. Garrison stares blankly at her. "No Henrietta…I think YOU have it wrong. I'm the teacher and I say-"

"Mr. Garrison?" Kyle raises his hand. "Maybe you should listen to Henrietta. She was there so she would know firsthand." The class laughs as Henrietta glares at Kyle.

"Hey, that's what I'm supposed to say!" Cartman exclaims.

"Sorry dude, I just couldn't help myself. I mean it was so easy with us having a witch in class." The class continues laughing.

"Shut up Jew dork!" Henrietta yells. "I'm not a witch! I'm Goth, you dumbass!"

"Goth, Witch, Vampire…is there really a difference?"

"YES THERE IS, you conformist asshole!"

"Better watch what you say Kyle…" Stan tells him.

Kyle laughs. "Yeah right dude, what is she going to do?" He looks at Henrietta. "Put a curse on me?" He continues laughing and the rest of the class joins in. Henrietta's face turns red.

"THAT'S IT!" She screams as she gets up from her desk, she walks over to Kyle and touches his forehead. She begins to chant slowly. Suddenly, the window opens and a strong wind comes in the classroom.

"What the fuck is going on?" Cartman asks.

"I don't know dude, but I don't want to die!" Kenny cries as he hides under the desk.

"Stan, I'm scared!" Wendy cries as she holds onto to Stan.

Henrietta chants get louder and louder. Then the wind circles around Kyle lifting him up in the air. The wind creates a tornado around him. "W-w-w-w-what's going on?" He asks as he spins inside the tornado. The tornado stops and the wind disappears and drops Kyle face down. The kids gather around Kyle. Stan looks at Henrietta and sees that she has a big grin on her face.

"What did you do to him?" Stan asks her.

She continues smiling. "What is the one thing in the world that boys fear the most?"

"Queefs?" Cartman asks.

"Not queefs, you fat fuck!" Stan yells. "What are you talking about Henrietta?"

Henrietta snaps her fingers. "Stand up Kyle." Kyle stands up and he now has long curly red hair, boobs, and hips, however, he's still wearing his clothes from before. The other kids gasp.

"What did you do to m-" Kyle covers his mouth. "What's wrong with my…?" He covers his mouth again, he realizes he now has a high pitched voice. He looks at Henrietta who's now laughing. She looks at Stan.

"This is what boys fear most…not being a boy, but being a GIRL!" She laughs even louder.

"You little witch! Change me back! NOW!" Kyle squeals.

"This is exactly why I turned you into a girl in the first place. You keep calling me a witch. I'm a Goth."

"Okay, I'm sorry. Just please change me back! I can't walk around like this, and I can't go home like this!" Kyle panics.

"I can't change you back."

"Why not?"

Henrietta shrugs. "I don't know how." She smiles. "Bye." With that, she leaves the class.

Kyle looks up at Stan. "Stan, what am I going to do?" Stan hugs him and places his chin on top of his head. Kyle is only 5'3 so Stan's 6'1 frame towers over him.

"It's going to be okay Kyle. We'll figure something out."

"I knew you two were fags!" Cartman laughs.

"They're not fags, Kyle is a girl now!" Bebe exclaims.

"Yeah…he is…" Wendy states as she watches Stan and Kyle embrace. Bebe notices this and pulls Kyle away from Stan.

"Well Kyle, if you're going to be a girl, you're going to have to dress like one."

"I don't want to be a girl!" He stomps.

"Right now you don't have a choice."

Kyle looks at Stan again. "Stan…help me!"

Wendy grabs Stan's arm. "He can't you, sorry."

He looks at Kenny, who's practically drooling. "Kenny, can you help?" Kenny continues staring.

"Uh…uh…" He quickly snaps out of it. "Sure, Kyle." He smiles as he walks over to Kyle and grabs one of his breasts. Kyle slaps his hand away.

"What are you doing?"

"I'm helping you."

"How is grabbing my breast helping me? You just violated me Kenny!" He starts to cry.

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. Come here…" He hold his arms out and Kyle walks over to him and they hug. Kenny strokes his hair. "There, there it's okay. It's okay girl." He tells him gently. Kyle looks up at Kenny and blushes. For some reason, Kyle felt safe and protected in Kenny's arms. Kenny's not as tall as Stan, but he's close. He's 5'10.

"Okay Kyle, we need to go shopping, like now!" Bebe jumps up with excitement.

"Only if Kenny comes…"

"Kenny? What about me?" Stan asks a little jealous.

"Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!" Wendy whines. "Why do you want to go?"

"We can all go!" Bebe tells Wendy. She looks at Kenny. "Are you coming?"

Kenny shrugs. "Sure."

"YAY! Let's go SHOPPING!" Bebe, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, and Wendy all leave. Mr. Garrison stands at the doorway.

"Hey you little bastards! Class isn't over yet!" When he realizes they're not coming back, he goes back to the front of the classroom. "Anyway children, as I was saying about the Salem Witch Trials…"