THE VAULT DWELLERS GUILD TO LIF IN THE WASTELAND!
BY VAULT
Hello my friend if you are reading this congratulations! You and your family (if you have one),Has been chosen to reside in the safety that is an official vault tech VAULT! In these wonders of technology you will remain safe as a cucumber if by chance a nuclear apocalypse should become reality. In this volume you will learn about the hazards and the proper precautions of live in a post apocalyptic setting ,thus insuring your survival! {Results my vary }
Chapter one: wow that was a loud boom!
Golly Mr. And or Mrs. vault dweller to be did you hear that! A loud thunderous sound was it a car crash?…wrong!….was it a jet flying to low? Wrong again! Was it the sound of a whale and a bowel of petunias crashing in front of your house! NO! that loud noise my friend is an. ATOMIC BLAST!-vault boy runs around in a circle panicking with a mushroom cloud in the background. Hold on to your horses there my friend do you really think that panicking is going to save you from the red menace?-vault boy nods-no it wont if you hear sirens or nuclear bombs exploding you need to. Find your vault! As soon to be survivor of the apocalypse you need to always know where and when your vault is. Remember my friend knowing is only half the battle-vault boy nods-plan a route that will take you to your vault the quickest remember to survive nuclear bombardment you need to be on your toes. Wait what are you doing?-vault boy is caring a TV and trying to run to his car- your wasting time with all those unneeded house hold items let me tell you a little about your vault-fades into vault -in your stay in your vault you will be in the lap of luxury as the world is fried around you-vault boy sits in a plush chair-but remember this vault dweller while living in the vault you must accomplish your daily vault duty's such as cleaning the floor or repairing damaged recruitment even making sure your fusion reactor is maintained at a cool 2000 degrees. But don't fret my friend you'll have lots of other people to help you !in your time here in an official vault your fellow vault dwellers will be like your second family even the ugly ones!-camera aims at a lovely young lady..-narrator clearing throat -even the ugly ones! -zooms into ugly person-so make sure you get acquainted with everyone-all the vault dwellers form a circle laying down on the ground holding hands- after all your going to be living your life no. your better life underground!. Static…please flip holotape to side b for continuing information
This has been an official un official vault tech recording please burn tape after end of recording