There is is not enough BooLen on this website! This is for MoonValley, who requested this pairing. Sorry it's hashed up. :(
"Alright," Lenny thought excitedly when he pulled up his computer. "Time to update my Facebook profile. Its been a while, hasn't It? Hehe...yes. It has." With a click of his mouse, he went to his beloved Facebook profile page and saw that most of his comment section was littered with comments from. Aw shit. No. Boog.
"What the hell? What is wrong with him?" Lenny squinted at the screen and scrolled downward to read the comments.
One of them read: I'm Boog. And im awesum!
Lenny literally face palmed, screwing up his glasses. "What. Is. His. Issue?" He read another one.
This one read: Im so awesum I talk to myself on Facebook! One after that, from the same person, read: yes you are! Cha! Yes you ah! And after that: thanks!
Of course it was Boog. Who else would have an ego so big it had stretch marks?
Lenny typed in a reply after yet another comment from Boog, "I'm awesome."
He shook his head. "No...You...Are not...Don't...Lie." Lenny typed, and pressed comment.
Almost immediately, another comment popped up onscreen. It read, "I'm awesome! I ride around in my ride!"
"No..." Lenny typed. "no. You aren't!"
Another comment popped up yet again. "A quarter if my life gone by, and I met all my friends online!"
"No no and NO!" Lenny typed angrily. "Stop fooling yourself, you are of no virtue! And stop stealing lines from songs!"
Another comment. "You love me though."
"What?! In your dreams, wisecracker! Now stop commenting on my Facebook wall." Lenny typed, a small blush tickling his cheeks.
"You do mahn. And I'm still awesum!"