Alright, so my best friend and I have decided to give each other challenges to write oneshots with odd Glee pairings. I've decided to name all of my chapters after a song that one of the characters in the pairing sings on Glee. So, to start us off...
Challenge: Artchel. "My Man"
Rachel gripped the handles of Artie's wheelchair tightly as she rolled him around the school. The halls were nearly empty, so Rachel started singing the chorus of Superbass by Nikki Minaj quietly. When it reached the rap part, Artie joined in, rapping flawlessly. They ended by singing the chorus again together and laughing, Rachel leaning over and pressing a chaste kiss to her boyfriend's cheek.
Rachel had dated many boys; Finn Hudson, Jesse St. James, and Noah Puckerman, to name a few. However, after having all of her relationships fail, Rachel had realized she should stop going after the seemingly "perfect" and athletic boys and start looking for someone who really understood her. Artie may seem geeky and he may be in a wheelchair, but he understood Rachel more than any boy she'd ever met. He was also very good at rapping, as she had seen on many occasions.
"Crap," muttered Artie. Rachel looked up to see two boys in letterman jackets with slushie cups in their hands. Before Rachel could pull out something to defend herself with, grape slushie was dripping down her face and Artie was wiping blue raspberry slushie off his glasses.
"Girls' room. Now," Rachel ordered, grabbing Artie's wheelchair and steering him towards the girls' restroom.
"But I'm not a girl," he protested.
"Doesn't matter. You can't reach the sink in the boys' room by yourself, and I'm not going in a place with urinals."
Artie rolled his eyes but allowed his girlfriend to roll him into the bathroom. Rachel pushed his chair up against a sink and turned the water on, helping him lean his head back. She then took her own sink and washed the purple substance out of her brown hair.
After a few minutes of washing herself, Rachel returned to Artie. She moved her thin fingers through his hair to get out the drink and then wiped his face off with brown paper towels.
Standing back, Rachel looked at her boyfriend, her mouth curling into a grin.
"What?" he asked, raising an eyebrow.
"You've still got some slushie left," Rachel responded. She leaned over and placed her hands on Artie's knees. She moved her face to his and pressed her lips against Artie's, running her tongue along his bottom lip. Then she pulled back again. "Mmm, blue raspberry."
Artie smirked and grabbed his girlfriend's face, pulling her back in for another kiss. "Mmm, grape. My favorite."
Challenge: Artchel complete. I loved this one.