Hey guys. Here's my new story. It's about Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood since I love this version better than the original. The pairing is going to be Ed x Envy so this is my first time writing Yaoi. This is of couse Rated M so expect some heavy stuff later on.

Writing yaoi is hard because I don't know much about how they love but I am going to try anyway.

Shoutouts to MarionX and his story Shades of Envy, Selvanic and his story Seeking Help, and lastly thoughtless dreamer with Expecting the Unexpected. So all of these stories have inspired me to make this story and I hope to live up to their expectations. I will not follow that much to the canon like my other stories so this will be a mish mash of ideas piled into one.

So I hope you like it and enjoy the story

NigmaShady: What's up guys and welcome to my new story that I am doing.

Envy: One question?!

NigmaShady: What is it?

Envy: Why the fuck am I with this pipsqueak?!

Edward: Exactly why the fuck am I with this androgynous bastard.

Envy: What did you say, chibi?

Edward: What did you say femboy.

The two were then at each other faces

Edward: You wanna go

Envy: I got no problem kicking your short ass.

NigmaShady: Quiet the fuck up!

I just sighed at what I had just seen.

NigmaShady: Now this is my story and I don't own you guys but I am in control of this story. Understand, bitches!

Edward: But-

NigmaShady: Just suck it up like a man and someone do the disclaimers for me.

Envy: EnigmaShady02 doesn't own Fullmetal Alchemist or any of it's characters. The motherfucker doesn't want to use this story for profit.

NigmaShady: Thank you Envy. Now enjoy this story

Edward was bleeding on his forehead as he had just beat Slicer and had separated him into three parts. He was heavily breathing from the battle. He also just had a talk with Slicer about human beings.

Slicer then said, "Ne, boy. I'm going to give you a parting gift." Edward looked up at Slicer as he continued, "The one who created the philosopher's stone and told us to guard this place is..."

Suddenly there was a figure that smiled as two blades then came out of the shadows and pierced the helmet of the older Slicer and was then destroyed. This shocked Edward and the younger Slicer alike as the blades retracted and a woman's voice was heard.

"That was close." The blades were then retracted at the hand of a woman who then said, "You can't talk about those things, 48." The younger slicer brother said, "Brother! Brother!"

The woman then had a malicious smile as she then used her other hand to release her blades and Edward could only watch as the woman's blade then hit the transmutation sign that killed Slicer and this shocked Ed.

Another figure came out who Edward couldn't figure out was a boy or a girl. The other person then said, "Huh? What's the Fullmetal runt doing here?" The woman then said, "What a troublesome child. How did you find out about this place?"

The younger Slicer was still hanging around despite being pierced by the woman as he repeated, "Bro...ther, bro... ther, " The other figure then stabbed the transmutation sign with a sword as he kept on stabbing the seal and said, "You're annoying, dumbass!"

The stabs just kept on coming as Edward was still shocked, "You guys were going to kill a precious sacrifice! Don't you understand?!" The younger slicer was trying to hold on but the stabs just kept on coming and coming, "What were you gonna do if you screwed up the plan?! Huh?!" The younger slicer died on the spot.

Edward then snapped to his senses and became angry as the figure placed the sword on top of his back and the woman came forward to where Ed was. Ed then stood up and said, "Who the hell are you two?! What plan?! What do you mean by sacrifice?!"

Ed was still seething and the person who Ed now thinks is a dude went near his face and carrying a delighted smile, "Oh? Chibi is ready to go."

Ed then reacted saying, "Quit calling me chibi!" Envy then said, "A chibi's a chibi, don't you agree?" Ed threw a kick that almost hit the guy but he dodged.

The guy then went back and said, "I don't like fighting. It hurts me if you get injured, chibi." Ed then put his hands together to activate his alchemy, "You're the one that started it!" The guy acting clueless said, "Huh? What did I do to make you angry, chibi?" Edward gained many ticks on his face and shouted, "Quit calling me CHIBI!" He then slammed it into the ground as Al smashed through the wall.

Ed then constructed a giant dome that covered the entire room and was halved into two places separating Ed from Al. Ed then shouted, "Al, are you there?" Al then responded, "Hai, nee-san. Who are these people?"

Ed then said, "I don't know Al but be careful. These guys are dangerous so for now we should fight them separately." Al then said, "Hai, nee-san. Take care." Al dodged three blades that the woman unleashed from her hand.

She then asked, "You know it would be easier to just give up and get your brother and run." Al said, "I know that but I have to follow my brother." She then said, "So instead of being an armored doll, you are an armored puppet." She then dodged a spear that was thrown by her by Al.

Al shouted in an angry tone, "Urusai." The woman then licked her lips, Father said we shouldn't kill the sacrifices but he never said anything about having fun. They both lunged at each other.

Back at the other side of the wall with Ed and the other person. They haven't moved but Ed was losing his patience.

"Hey, chibi. You think you should just quit and get out of here." That was the last straw for Ed as he did a flying kick which nearly hit the guy and he narrowly dodged the kick. He then said, "What the hell did you do that for?! Chibi." Ed gained another tick as he said as he was clearly pissed off.

"Seven times-" The guy interrupted and said, "Huh?!" Ed then shouted, "Seven freaking times you've called me a chibi. I AM NOT SO SHORT THAT HE CAN FIGHT A BEDBUG!"

The guy then started laughing while rolling around which made Ed even more pissed off, "Ha! I can't take it anymore, chibi! You're too funny for me to handle." Ed got even more pissed and he clapped his hands together as Envy stopped laughing and then Ed said, "Yeah, laugh all you want jackass. Because I am going to-" His transmutation stopped when his right arm fell.

"NANI!" Envy then was near Ed and said, "Well, today's my lucky day. So good night, chibi!" Ed then thought, Shit! I'm going to get beaten up. I can't do shit with my right arm and I'm betting it's broken. Winry is going to kill me again. Wait! Think Ed! Think of what Al said the other day.

Flashback

"Hey nii-san." This woke up Ed from his usual nap, "Yes, Al." Al became quiet for a while and Ed became a bit worried, "What's wrong Al?"

Al looked like he was uncomfortable for what he was going to do. So he placed something in Ed's lap and Ed looked down and saw a gift. He then looked at Al who said, "It's for you."

Ed didn't think anything about it and just opened the gift. It was a book titled 'How to Fight People when you're Short.' Ed was trying to stem out his anger and asked Al, "What's this for?" Al answered, "Well I just wanted to give it to you. So you know in the case where alchemy or your automail fails. A little self defense can have a chance for you to run away."

Ed was going to rant about being short or he would kick the ass of anyone even if his automail failed but then he saw Al and he saw that it took him a lot of courage to do this without hurting his feelings.

Ed sighed and said, "Ok, Al I'll read it." Al said, "Really, nii-san, that's great!" Ed then sighed, "Wellwe got nothing to do anyway in Central so I guess I'll just read this to not get bored."

Al then went out of their hotel room and Ed was left alone as he started to read, Hmm. When your opponent is going to give you a knee to the stomach, get closer to him and trip out his leg and push him. This is a basic self- defense move and is – BLAH BLAH BLAH! Time to go to sleep!

And with that the younger Elric slept.

Flashback end

Now back to the real time, Shit why didn't I have time to read the book. Ok, here goes nothing.

Ed then got closer to the guy and the guy thought, "Wha-" He was interrupted when Ed went near his face and tripped him but then Ed realized something, Shit I forgot the next step. And why is he so heavy.

The guy then fell down on Edward and felt something really soft on his lips, What the fuck is this?! Why is it so fucking good?! Maybe I should?!

He then decided to enjoy this so he dug in and started using his tongue; Hmm it's kinda sweet and what the hell?!

He then had something in his mouth that was also making him hot and it made a bulge in his skort. He then thought, Me Envy getting hot for something like this. I don't even know what I have in my mouth. Is this making me hard?

His skort became uncomfortable, Ha! I'm Envy and I'm lusting over something that's making me hard. I've never had this feeling in a long time. Envy was a homunculus who has lived for over 175 years and he is really envy.

He then decided to release his mouth from the heated kiss and breathe, Fuck it! This kiss I believe has gone over for a while. Time to see who this fucker is that makes me feel good. He decided to open his eyes, Holy fuck!

When Envy opened his eyes and saw a red Edward who was only looking at him. Ed was beginning to talk, "You- you- you- you-" Envy decided to say, "You kissed me is what you're going to say, right."

Ed was still stuttering as when he heard that he blushed even more, "Why- why- why?" Envy just said, "Why?" Envy then started thinking, "Why?" He then had a light bulb in his head, "Because it felt so good, chibi. To have that feeling in me again. I want more now."

Ed couldn't get angry at the guy even though he said he was a chibi, he was still flustered, "Why it wasn't good anyway."

Envy then smiled and then pushed Ed down, "Hey what in the-" Ed almost died when the same guy was now on top of him and his face was near Ed's, "Then why are you blushing, then, huh?!"

Ed was then thinking of another reason why he didn't think it was good, he then had an answer, "Because you got my first kiss and-" Envy then interrupted him, "Then why did you kiss back."

Ed spewed blood and almost was on the verge of unconsciousness when he heard that, he then had a sudden thought, Shit! I have to get out of here! Why don't my arms want to move and why is he so goddamn heavy!

Envy then decided to get closer and Ed quietly said, "Please, don't-" Envy then shushed Edward by placing his finger on his mouth and said, "If you don't like it. Why aren't you fighting back, o chibi-chan?"

Ed was in disarray, Come on move arms! Fucking move! Wait did he call me chan? Ed was getting flustered again, No, no, no. Ed think of something else. Carbon, ammonia, oxygen, hydrogen- Ed's train of thought was stopped when his lips were very close to Envy's lips.

Envy then said, "I think I'll give you a gift, o chibi chan." Ed blushed again when he heard his name, "Oh do you like it when I call you that, chibi-chan." Ed then said, "N-no- no way!"

Envy then smiled as he got off of Edward, "You know I thought you were just a short brat, Hanareno." Edward snapped back to reality, "HEY I'M NOT SO SHORT THAT HE CAN'T TOUCH A-" Envy interrupted him again by showing a calm smile, "But you can be a cute guy, Hanareno." This stopped Edward as he was flustered again.

Envy then said, "Back to the gift there is a price though but it won't concern body parts flying." Edward immediately stood up although slowly because he was still in pain, "Ok. I'll do it."

Envy then got close to him again, "Ok I have to tell this to you quietly. Otherwise my ass will be killed and even your ass, chibi-chan, will be killed as well. No matter how precious you are." Edward then said impatiently, "Ok, hurry it up."

Envy then got a serious face and Ed closed his eyes and opened them again when a familiar presence was on his lips again. He closed his eyes again and his body acted out on its own as he grabbed Envy and pulled him near and got even stronger with the kiss.

Envy was surprised and was taken back as he also became red. He then decided to feel around Ed's body and touched around his back. They then let go because Ed had to breathe.

Envy was blushing as was Ed and both were breathing heavily. Envy then said, "Envy." Ed responded, "What?" Envy then said after taking a breath, "That's my name. My name is Envy." Ed was going to speak but Envy spoke first, "I know who you are chibi-chan-" Ed was going to speak again but Envy spoke first, "-And no, I will not stop calling you chibi-chan."

Envy then continued, "All I will tell you, chibi-chan, is who I am and the person I was with. I am a homunculus created by my Father and I am the sin of Envy. The one with me is Lust."

Edward was shocked at the new information, "How-" Envy got closer and whispered to his ear, and "It's because of the philosopher's stone."

Edward again was shocked at what he learned; The philosopher's stone can make life. Then maybe Al can get his body back.

Envy then cupped Ed's chin and made Ed look at Envy, this event made Ed blush, "Remember this chibi-chan. Homunculus are human but are just harder to kill. So if you fight one, you better make sure it's me. Because I might just give you the slip."

Ed then said, "Why are you telling me in the first place?" Envy then said, "Because I want you to trust me more and I'll tell you one more thing." Ed was about to say something but Envy got closer and got a chaste kiss and said to a blushing Edward, "I am the homunculus that is basically the best spy so I am everywhere and I'm watching you."

Edward blushed harder at that statement and didn't resist when Envy pulled him for another kiss but they stopped when the wall collapsed and revealed Al. Envy then said, "I'm sorry for this, chibi-chan." Envy then kneed Ed to the stomach making him fall down.

Al then shouted, "Nii-san!" He was then kicked aside by the woman known as Lust. Lust then spoke to Envy, "We have to burn this place down." Envy then replied, "Hai, but we have to get them out this place. Can't have the sacrifices die on us-" Ed's world became black as the last thing he remembered was on being Envy's shoulder and he saw his unruly hair as he whispered, "Beautiful hair..."

Envy blushed at that as he whispered, "Psst! Chibi! Psst! What the fuck did you just say?!" Suddenly, "ENVY!" He looked at Lust who was carrying an unconscious Al on her shoulders.

Lust then continued, "Let's get them out of here." Envy responded with, "Hai." They both proceeded to carry the Elric brothers out of Research Laboratory 5 while Lust starts the fire which caused an explosion.

Envy then followed Lust as they were both getting out of the crumbling laboratory. He then saw the unconscious Elric that is on his shoulder. He then thought, He can be cute sometimes. I'll talk to you later chibi-chan and I will have my fun.

Maria Ross and Denny Brosch were outside and the two were fighting. "What do we do, Ross?". Ross then said, "I don't know Brosch. What do we do? The Elric brothers are still there. " Brosch then said, "We shouldn't have left after we saved Alphonse from that guy with the knife."

Ross then said, "Then why did we leave?" Brosch said, "Al said that we should get out of here and then he disappeared." Ross then said, "We're in so much trouble with Major Armstrong later."

The two then imagined Armstrong getting mad at them by showing his muscles and the two screamed for their lives until someone called out to them, "Hey! Hey! Are you two from Central?!" The two officers then looked to see Envy carrying the two Elric brothers.

Brosch then said, "Hai." Envy then said, "That's good. Can you bring these two out of here?! We didn't want to kill them because they're important."

Envy then handed them the two unconscious Elric brothers and was going to go but then said, "Hey you girl!" Ross then was surprised and said, "Hai!" Envy then said, "Tell the chibi that I'll continue where I left off later." Envy then disappeared from the two as Ross and Brosch got the two Elric brothers away from the destroyed Research Laboratory.

Envy then appeared with Lust as she said, "Envy what were you doing, earlier?" Envy then said, "What did I do" Lust said, "You know when you had Hanareno on top of your shoulders ad you blushed. Don't tell me that Envy the Jealous has a little crush on the pipsqueak."

Envy then said, "Hmm, me. You know I have better thing to do sister." Envy then said with a sadistic smile, "Anyways, I can tell that after this. It'll just be fun and I can't wait to torture and kill these pieces of garbage the way I want them."

Envy started sadistically laughing and all he could think about was, Now what's my next trick to torture, chibi-chan!

The two homunculus then left the scene with Envy just thinking of new ways of torture for Edward.

NigmaShady: Thank you so much for reading this story. I hope you enjoyed and please check out my other stories.

Envy: Ha! You're such a bitch for self-advertising your other works.

I just sighed and I looked at a blushing Edward.

NigmaShady: Yo! Edward, what's wrong with you?

Edward: Yo- you bastard! How dare you do this to me.

Envy was at the back of Edward and blew into his ear causing the blonde to blush even more.

Envy: I didn't know you were such a good kisser chibi.

Edward was just trying to say something but Envy got him and left the scene

NigmaShady: Yes! I knew it if I make this story filled with yaoi. It offers limitless possibilities for the two of them. Now excuse as I will now try to save Edward from being raped

NigmaShady: BYE BYE MINNA!