One Hundred Things That Itachi Uchiha Would Never Do
Sing "I feel pretty" in front of the Akatsuki
Hug Sasuke in public (fangirls wish for this to happen)
Secretly hug kittens and protest against animal cruelty
Kill Loofy and become the new main character of One Piece
Lie to Sasuke saying the real truth of the Uchiha clan's death was because Kisame dared him to
Wear a grass skirt and do the hula
Impersonate Princess Jasmine from Aladdin (in case you didn't know)
Sing "Beautiful Soul" to Kisame
Hug Tobi and say he's a good boy too
Change the clouds on the Akatsuki cloak to flowers
Be afraid of the song "Weasel Stomping Day" by Weird Al Yankovic
Read the Harry Potter series
Read the Twilight series and claim he's Edward Cullen and that Sakura is Bella Swan
Impersonate Ash from Pokémon and that Kisame is his Pikachu
Draw whiskers on his face and run around Akatsuki headquarters screaming "BELIEVE IT!"
Buy Kirby Squeak Squad ONLY to be the Ninja ability Kirby then get mad because it's not a real ninja
Go out with Hinata
Create a rampaging computer virus (codename: weasel) and have it destroy all computers in Konoha (even though there's hardly any)
Claim that Deidara and Ino are fraternal twins
Beat Pein at chess
Host a Pokémon trading card game tournament
Write a self-insert
Show up at a little kid's birthday party as a clown
Find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop (even with sharingan)
Appear in a cinnamon toast crunch commercial (even though it would be AWESOME)
Buy a naruto game ONLY to try to bring the Naruto character into the Akatsuki
Get mad because it doesn't work
Play with elefun the elephant
Take Kisame to Sea World to see his mom
Take Tobi to an aquarium and push him into the Shark tank
Notice Kisame is in there too
Bring Zetsu a Venus Fly Trap and claim it's his family
Play Kingdom Hearts to make fun of Sora's shoes
Have the actual "Eviler than you" conversation with Orochimaru
Sing "Do You like Waffles?"
Listen to Q 102
Make sasunaru fan art
ADMIT he's really a girl
Have a pillow fight with Kakashi
Host a Chibi- Rave
Walk around Konoha with his hair down saying he's Kurenai
Have a ramen eating contest with Naruto
Have a cloud staring contest with Shikamaru
Watch Potter Puppet Pals and impersonate Dumbledore
Be afraid of bubbles
Become a Power Puff Girl
Visit the Taj Mahal
Become a world-famous explorer
Work at wallmart
Buy a Sakura cosplay costume and wear it to an Akatsuki meeting
Steal all of Kakuzu's money
Buy a Zabuza sword
Ask Naruto to teach him the sexy jutsu
Become a sailor scout
Read Make-out Paradise
Curl up into a fetal position and cry for his mom
NOT have a superiority complex
Eat at McDonald's just for a Polly Pocket toy
Claim he's the Burger King
Become a cheerleader
Form a band and call their hit single "Uchiha Blues"
Make a parody of the fall out Boy song and entitled "Pros and Cons of Massacring"
Claim that Naruto is Link and he is Ganondorf and look for the all-mighty triforce
Challenge Sesshomaru to a battle
Challenge Gaara to D.D.R.
Win an 80's Dance-off
Dance to Hare Hare Yukai
Dress up in a Dorothy costume and sing "The Wizard of Oz" by Toybox
Do the Cotton Eye Joe
Slow dance with Konan
Mistake Orochimaru for a girl
Become a nurse
Run to the nearest Best Buy and say, "I'm here to order my legacy copy of Halo"
Practice his Madonna look
Play Guitar Hero 3 and Beat "Through the Fire and Flames" on expert
Goes on only to find out his warrior name is "Weaseleye"
When his phone rings he sings the Wonder Pets theme song
Attend a Back-to-School sale
Throw Sasuke a Sweet 16 in Malibu
Watch "My Big Fat Greek wedding"
Sing "Dancing Queen" to Neji
Subscribe to Nickelodeon Magazine
Tell Kakashi he's old
Admit that his Akatsuki cloak isn't manly
Be nice to a fangirl
Collect Care Bears
Go to an Anime Convention and win first prize for best costume
Play strip poker with Jiraiya
Play basketball with a balloon
Play My Sims and think the characters are cute
Be "Normal"
Play Ping-Pong with Kiba
Play Super Smash Bros. Brawl and choose Jigglypuff as his character
Buy Animal Crossing Wild World and try to massacre his "village"
Join Organization XIII
Sleep with a teddy bear named Chip
Worship Mickey Mouse
Become a Sasuke fanboy
Get through this list without killing its authors
Co-authored by Storm Midnight