Preseentttiiinggg…..some story I wrote 'cause I was bored!! Prepare, for a story of chaos, humor, romance (NOT), violence, gore, adventure, and stuff!
Many animals were harmed in the making of this fic. But hey, at least I'm having duck tonight!
Let's begin, on the island of Destiny Islands, two months after Sora and Riku defeated Xemnas. We ask that you PLEASE REVIEW.
Sora: I'm bored.
Riku: Leave me alone, gosh!
Sora: I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored.
Riku: AGH!! Freakin' leave me alone, gosh!!
Sora pokes Riku in the head. He does it again. And again. And again. And it continues until Riku kicks Sora in a place that hurts the most when kicked.
Riku: LEAVE ME ALONE!!
Sora: AAAAAAAA!!Owowowowo!! MOOOOMMM!!
Kairi is woken up by the screaming, and goes outside to see what's happening.
Kairi: Sigh, you boobs! What is it now?
Sora: Riku kicked me in the krotch!!
Riku: He poked me.
Kairi: Sigh, idiots.
Sora: Hey, Kairi, Riku doesn't believe me that you're my girlfriend. Tell 'im Kairi.
Kairi: Nnnnnnno.
Kairi leaves the two idiots.
Sora: I'm kinda bored. Meeeeeehhhh…..
Riku: Just shutup.
Sora: Last night I had a dream where you were trying to eat my head.
Riku: Shutupshutupshutupshutup SHUTUP!!
??: Join the Dark Side.
Sora: Hey looky, it's Darth Vader. I bet he came to teach me the ways of the dark side 'cause he knows that I'm awesome.
Riku: UGH!!
Darth Vader: Join the Dark Side.
Riku: Why are you even here? You belong in Star Wars, not Kingdom Hearts.
Sora: Hey, Riku!! Leave him alone, he's welcome here! If he can be in Soul Calibur, he can be in Kingdom Hearts! You're welcome to stay here as long as you like, Darth Vader! You can stay at my house!
Darth Vader: Thank you, Sora. I will now briefly return to the Death Star to gather troops for our assault on this island so we can take over. Bye.
Riku: Well, now look at what you've done, Sora. I can't believe you made it through Castle Oblivion and all those other places with your idiot brain.
Sora: Hey, Riku. Do you think this leg is longer than my other?
Riku: Sigh, nevermind……Hey, do you hear something?
Sora: Yeah, AAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHH!! I HAVE A BIG HEADACHE!!
Riku: AAAHH!! Sora!! It looks like there's something coming out of your forehead!!
Sora: Roxas is sqeezing his head through my forehead!!
Roxas: YOU FREAKING IDIOT YOU'VE CAUSED DARTH VADER TO SOON RULE OUR HOME YOU'RE STUPID AND I HATE YOU AND I SHOULDN'T OF MERGED BACK WITH YOU!! Okay now I'm done.
Roxas disappears.
Sora: Okay, UHM, OW…..
Riku: Welll….that was awkward…
A portal appears, with someone coming out of it.
Sora: Hey look, it's Mario. HI MARIO!!
Riku: UGH, why are you here?
Mario: Why, I-a- came for-a- Mushroom Kingdom Hearts of course!! Look, it's in this issue of the EGM gaming magazing!
Riku: Mario, that was an April Fools Joke.
Mario: ….oh, I'm…crushed..well..I guess I'll just go and..crawl in a cave…somewhere…………..
Sora: Okay, bye!!
Riku: Okay, I swear, if one more character that isn't for this game appears, I'll-
Sora: Hey, look, it's Link!!
Riku:…………………..
Link: I came for..uh, Mushroom Kingdom Hearts..
Riku: Uuuuuhhhhhhh……I'm just gonna….leave…
Riku jumps into the ocean with a brick tied to his feet.
Okay, well, I guess you're saying, 'Where's the part where the animals are harmed?'
Well, we didn't actually need to harm an animal, but we just felt like throwing it in for no reason.
Mickey: UUGHG, Donald, you're so annoying. Come here and let me put this ummm..'toy' gun to your head.
Donald: Okay.
BANG
Expect A SEQUEL that WILL BE BETTER!