Chapter One: Kaname, a Royal Pain
Well, I was walking along the village road when I noticed a woman having some trouble with a few punks. I felt kind of sorry for her, having to fend herself while carrying all that gold. So, I told myself, why not help the poor woman?
Arming myself with knowledge and the creativity the kami bestowed upon me, I headed out to save the day! With a little interest...
"Hey, morons, why don't pick on someone else?" I called to them, restraining the urge to swear profusely for innocent ears lay nearby. And, just a little note. Just because I am a demon, that doesn't mean I don't have morals man. Anyway, as they advanced toward me, I turned into the worst thing imaginable. I turned into... GOD! Muahahahahahahhahahahahahaha! Nah, just kidding. I actually turned into this bad-ass three-headed dragon and I was like, "Rawr!" And the little sissies went crying. Oh yeah!
Yeah, continuing on with my story, I approached the woman. She looked at me kind of weird.
"Yeah, I just saved your life," I remarked, grinning ear to ear. She kept up the same expression, looking at me like a complete freak.
"I didn't need your help," she stated, tucking something behind her back. "I could have handled the situation myself." Now, I was starting to get the impression she was being a little too sarcastic. Of course she needed me as you will see. Though, maybe, it was possible, I was getting the faint idea that she didn't like me.
"Give it back," she commanded coldly, all of sudden out of the blue. Now it was my turn to sort of stare at her. I saw no reason for her to behave so hostile towards me. I didn't do anything... Unless... Unless she was talking about that spare change that she had been slugging around. "Now," she added, really emphasizing the order. I didn't like the tone of her voice. You know, if looks could kill, I would be dead already...
"Um, you know, I just thought that you needed a little break from carrying this around. I mean, I wasn't just going to keep it. What do you take me for? Some kind of thief?"
"Yes." Ooo, dampener on my mood. That would be, the first time I must add, that someone had actually caught me red-handed (creeping with the girl next door. How could I have forgotten that I have given her an extra key? Picture this, we were both butt naked, banging on the bathroom floor-- Heh heh, sorry, couldn't resist...) stealing their money.
You know, that was the shaky start to a strange friendship. No, really, I'm not kidding. Dude, you know, there was this one time when we were so low on money and Kaname (you know, the eerily cold woman?) had happened to notice that I had a golden tooth. Well, actually, there were two... And, uh, yeah... She said, "Hey, come here." Of course, I came over, not really sure what she wanted. "Now open up, real wide." I did that too.
"Wike 'his?" She grinned.
"Perfect." She reached into my mouth and BAM! She managed to get both of my canines without getting a single scratch from me trying to bite her fingers off. Damn lucky bi-yatch...
Well, if you come by tomorrow, I'll continue my little story of Kaname's adventures with ME. Contrary to popular belief, she is not, and I repeat, IS NOT, the main character of this story. Or her little ice prince "Sesshy," as I like to call him which is hilarious because it is really close to "sissy," which in my opinion he really is. No way this story is about them two, its about me, my boyfriend cough cough Miroku cough cough and our story with a little bit about the two losers above. Yeah. Oh, do come by next time.