Okay, so before the story starts I'd like to be an annoying author and ramble a little because I haven't put up a story on since I was like...thirteen, haha. I'm writing this one currently in wordpad because my word seems to have decided not to work today. So, if anything is wrong, please bare with me. You have no idea how not used to this I am. I don't mean the wordpad (Well, that too...) but writing again. I haven't written in a longgg time. But! On with the show and blah, blah, blah...oh and the characters don't belong to me, naturally :]

"Woa." Darcy said, staring at the man who had just appeared before her. She was squinting to look; his arrival had caused the wind to stir and now the dust and sand were kicking around her face. He looked at the girl who had just spoken and his face turned to that of annoyance. Just what he needed, some human brat to get in his way as soon as he arrived. He wasn't expecting this at all, but no matter, some foolish girl was nothing to him.

"You just like, did that Thor thing." She said. Thor? He thought to himself, confused. The wind died down finally, and he got a clear look at the girl. Ah, he knew who she was. That was one of the people who his brother had mingled with during his time on Earth. She was with Jane, wasn't she? Yes, she was. Her...friend. He smiled at her and walked toward her where she sat. "Are you like, a god? Because I thought you guys stopped falling from the sky like, two months ago." It pained him to continue to smile at her. She was already growing on his nerves.

"I'm a friend of Thors." He said. "I came here for Jane. I had something...to tell her." He said, smirking at her. She got up quickly, almost losing her balance. "Could you show me where she lives...?"

"Yeah! Yeah I'll take you there right now! I know where she lives, I mean, I live with her. Oh my gosh, this is going to totally make her life. She's going to freak." The girl said. She grabbed onto Loki's arm and quickly started pulling him away. He winced at the sudden impulsive action. Careful Loki, he told himself. You need this girl to be able to trust you. She's with Jane.
He just hoped he wouldn't have to deal with her much longer.
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Darcy flung the front door open and called out to Jane, but no one answered. Loki could tell the girl was in distress, but he found it humorous how she quickly went from room to room searching anxiously. "Shit!" She yelled. "Shit, shit, shit!" Darcy came out of the last room in the small place and walked toward him, her brown hair was bouncing as she took each step, and he couldn't help but take in her appearance for the first time. Curly, kind of wild hair, that suited her face. Big eyes, big lips, red cheeks, above average breasts, decent legs. Yes, he did find her attractive for a human. Actually, much more alluring than Jane...he decieded. Her voice broke him from his thoughts. "She's gone! She left already!"

Loki stared at the girl. "Left..? Well, no matter, I can just wait, if you don't mind." He said, walking over to the couch and sitting down. Darcy was kind of weirded out by how he just made himself at home. Who just sits down without getting an answer yet? Kind of rude.
Loki noticed her confused face and wondered if he did something wrong. He was acting perfectly human, right? Or had he slipped up somehow already?

"Well, uhm, see, about that...she kind of left for like...two...oh I don't know, maybe three weeks..." Darcy said, looking around the room nervously. Great! All this way, all this planning, for a girl who decided to go on a vacation! She really must miss my brother. He thought sarcastically. He rised from the sofa, trying not to show his anger or irritation. She was biting her lip and Loki couldn't help but notice the way it was starting to turn from a pink shade to a red one, from all that blood inside. He knew all about lip biting. He was usually the cause, a smirk forming on his lips at the thought.

"Well, thank you for your kindness. I'll come back in two to three weeks." He said politely as he walked toward the door, her following behind him. He turned, picked up her delicate, soft pale hand and kissed it. "A pleasure to meet you."

"Wait!" She screeched. He took his hand off the doorknob and glanced toward her. "Where are you going to go? Back up? To Aslan?"

"Asgard." he corrected. "But no, that takes a lot of energy out of me. I will stay here, on your...planet." He said. Earth wasn't his favorite place to be. As much as he admired the sins and violence of it, the people were just nothing but weak and embarrassing to him. Pathetic really. Just look at Jane. Only knowing his brother for such a short amount of time and already waiting on him like a dog. Disgusting.

"You can't!" She said. He raised an eyebrow at her. "I mean, you can't just go out there. You have nowhere to go. Stay here! There's plenty of room..." She said, looking around and noticing how little it truly was. "I mean, well, yeah! Plenty of room! I already had one god stay here, I'm sure I can handle another." Her big eyes were sparkling and Loki noticed how eager she was to have him stay there. How naive. He thought. She just met me. How trusting. How very, very, sad. After what I did to this place? Even if she didn't know it was me, she knew that Thors brother had done that, so clearly not all of us could be trusted. But yet here she was, practically begging for me to stay...

She bit her lip again, anticipating for his reply. "Well...?" She asked. Loki stared straight into her eyes. She held his glance, but only for a moment before looking away. He smiled.

"I think I might just take you up on your offer..."

Alright! That's the first chapter. I know, it's obnoxiously small, but I just wanted to put it out there first and see how it does before writing another. I'll probably put up a new one soon, seeing as I have way too much free time...but let me know what you think!