Hi, people! This is my very first time writing here so please if your
writing a review….be gentle please. Okay These started out as dark lord
ads but they just….well read! And Fatty is so a dark lord by the way! Okay
I am so gonna stop now and here it goes……Oh yeah I don't own any of these
here characters and Tolkien does (glare).
Need someone to watch those cute little dark lords in training while you're out there taking over the world? Well, send them over to Fatty's Evil daycare and he, along with other dark lords will watch over those precious little dark lords.
Sauron's Eye drops: Do you have red, dry, itchy eyes? Try Sauron's own remedy of eye drops made in Mordor w/ the help of his (author's note: and very hot) eye-specialist orcs.
Does your long hair desire to have volume and all together poofiness? Try Citadel Cream guaranteed to give that hair the bounce you've always wanted.
Shortness affects numerous people who can't find sensible clothes to fit them. Well, never fear, those of us w/ vertically challenged needs shall find hope at Sam and Fro's short shop. (sale on green elven cloaks and leaf broaches 10% off).
Are you sick of hair on your feet? Do you yearn for baldness on your feet instead of your head? Try HairBegone by the makers of GrowHairGrow and watch those hairs just fall off.
If you're jealous of the other hobbits around you who show off their hairy feet all the time or if you are ashamed to bring your bland and hairless feet out from under those feet wigs and toupees, Use GrowHairGrow invented by B.Baggins and Co.
Here's a long one….
Do you know someone w/ an addiction? Do they attempt murder or get scary facial expressions when they want their "precious"? Do they constantly refer to rings as my precious in a low hiss/whisper? Send them to ORA. Or One Ring Anonymous where they can get help to conquer their addictions. Call at 1-800-RingAddict NOW!!!!
Sponsored by Uruk-Hai and Sauron. Held in Sauron's groovy layer at 8:00pm Wednesdays.
If you are the envy of all you friends w/ your long, blond, flowing hair (sigh!), can fit in a size zero outfit, and/or are pretty handy w/ a bow; please call Legolas's Modeling Agency at 1-800-BarbieElf or visit belf.com.
Okay…alack! I hope u like them. I have finished and I shall go now.
Need someone to watch those cute little dark lords in training while you're out there taking over the world? Well, send them over to Fatty's Evil daycare and he, along with other dark lords will watch over those precious little dark lords.
Sauron's Eye drops: Do you have red, dry, itchy eyes? Try Sauron's own remedy of eye drops made in Mordor w/ the help of his (author's note: and very hot) eye-specialist orcs.
Does your long hair desire to have volume and all together poofiness? Try Citadel Cream guaranteed to give that hair the bounce you've always wanted.
Shortness affects numerous people who can't find sensible clothes to fit them. Well, never fear, those of us w/ vertically challenged needs shall find hope at Sam and Fro's short shop. (sale on green elven cloaks and leaf broaches 10% off).
Are you sick of hair on your feet? Do you yearn for baldness on your feet instead of your head? Try HairBegone by the makers of GrowHairGrow and watch those hairs just fall off.
If you're jealous of the other hobbits around you who show off their hairy feet all the time or if you are ashamed to bring your bland and hairless feet out from under those feet wigs and toupees, Use GrowHairGrow invented by B.Baggins and Co.
Here's a long one….
Do you know someone w/ an addiction? Do they attempt murder or get scary facial expressions when they want their "precious"? Do they constantly refer to rings as my precious in a low hiss/whisper? Send them to ORA. Or One Ring Anonymous where they can get help to conquer their addictions. Call at 1-800-RingAddict NOW!!!!
Sponsored by Uruk-Hai and Sauron. Held in Sauron's groovy layer at 8:00pm Wednesdays.
If you are the envy of all you friends w/ your long, blond, flowing hair (sigh!), can fit in a size zero outfit, and/or are pretty handy w/ a bow; please call Legolas's Modeling Agency at 1-800-BarbieElf or visit belf.com.
Okay…alack! I hope u like them. I have finished and I shall go now.