Disclaimer: I don't own DS9.
Dear Quark
Go ahead. Don't clean your replicators. I don't care. Really, I don't. It saves me from having to deal with the ever increasing vole problem that's attacking our wires.
Just one thing - don't interrupt my anniversary dinner in the holosuite to fix them. True, I was there and true they needed fixing, but it was my anniversary. Keiko was not pleased and neither am I. You did not need to comeback four times trying to persuade me to fix them. I knew they were broken and I said I'd get to it.
Seeing as it was your own fault they were broken, I don't see why I should take my personal time to fix it. If you'd have asked me the next day, I probably would have. Now I think I'll assign you an inexperienced cadet who will take several hours to fix it. You'll lose profit, and I'll win satisfaction. It's a good deal, I think.
Signed,
Miles O'Brien
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