EmPOV

A/N Ok well this is my first attempt at an actual fanfic so let me no what I'm doing wrong so I can fix it because my friends say it good but idk how do I no they aren't just being nice right? I hope that makes sense. Any way it would be really cool if you read my story but it would be even cooler if you reviewed! Well I hate long author notes so bye!

I would also like to say that I do not have the wonderful pleasure of going to bed at night and saying I OWN TWILIGHT! Because I don't Stephanie Meyer does. Sadness…………………

THE SLEEPOVER

EmPOV

I was watching TV with Carlisle when the idea popped into my head.

"Oh Eddie!" I called.

Edward was down stairs and at my throat faster than ever screaming "MY NAME IS EDWARD!" I guess he's a little upset that Bella isn't here today.

"Yes I am, thank you for reminding me Emmet!" he said sarcastically.

"What do you want anyway Emmet?" he asked.

"Oh yah I almost forgot with all the commotion going on, I know what we can do while the girls are in Las Vegas! Hey wait where's Jasper?" I asked.

"Jasper come here please Emmet has an idea. Carlisle I have a feeling that you should pay attention too we might need help talking Emmet out of it." he said.

"Well Emmet what's your idea this time?" Jasper asked with a sigh.

" This is my best idea ever! We are going to have a sleepover!" The guys looked at me like I was a complete idiot which was a look I got a lot so I was used to it.

"Emmet that is the stupidest idea you have ever had." Edward said while both Jasper and Carlisle looked at me with complete wonder and amazement, I bet its because it was such a good idea!

"Emmet they aren't looking at you like that because it's a good idea, they are looking at you because that idea is completely idiotic!" Edward answered my thoughts AGAIN!!

"Edward nobody asked you anyways I have already decided and now I'm going to get stuff for tonight."

"I think the Alice bug bit him." Jasper said as I was leaving but what do I care, TO WAL-MART!

EdPOV

"How in the world are we gonna get out of this?" I asked.

"I don't know but whatever we do we have to get it done fast Emmet alone in Wal-Mart with a credit card cant turn out good." Carlisle answered.

"I think we should see what happens I think it would be funny!"

"Yah Edward Jasper is right maybe we should see what Emmet can do."

"Well I suppose we could watch and see but if anything gets out of hand its over, ok?"

"Yes Edward besides what's the worst that could—oh yah well I agree with Edward then. Carlisle I assume your in too?"

"Yes I am, Jasper."

EmPOV

"I'm back!" I said. "Who missed me?"

"We all missed you Emmet." Carlisle said with a sigh.

"So what did you buy?" Edward asked. I think he was honestly curious what I would buy for a sleepover.

"I got a fishing pole, a facial kit, a first aid kit and a cucumber!"

"W-w-w-Why in the world did you get a cucumber?" Edward asked in pure amazement.

"Oh because it said on the facial kit that you needed a cucumber to put over your eyes! Why else would I buy human food?"

"And why did you buy a facial kit?" Jasper asked with wide eyes.

"Well I was reading Tiger Beat magazine and it said that you get and give facials at sleepovers! Duh!"

"I AM NOT GETTING A FACIAL!" Edward screamed.

"OH YES YOU ARE I PAID GOOD MONEY FOR THAT FACIAL KIT!" I screamed back. It was true that cost 16 dollars. Suddenly I was pined up against the wall by both Edward and Jasper while Carlisle sat there and just laughed.

"NOW WHAT WAS THAT EMMET?" Edward asked.

"No facials." I said defeated. When Edward and Jasper finally set me go Carlisle asked

"Well then Emmet what is the fishing pole and first aid kit for then?"

"Oh well I thought that I could go upstairs with the fishing pole and you guys could run around in the back yard while I hang out the window and try to hook one of you! And the first aid kit is incase I do hook you!" I said proudly.

"Well Emmet all though that idea is completely moronic I do applaud you for thinking of safety even thought we don't need it because we don't bleed." Carlisle was always so supportive.

"But we aren't going to do that no matter what you say, understand?"

"Yah whatever." I said.

"Then what are we gonna do at our sleepover its supposed to start right now!

"Well Emmet I have an idea." Jasper said in a devious voice.

Ok now was that horrible if it was I truly want to know because if it was I will never write again and if was only semi horrible then maybe I will write again! So please for the love of Cucumbers REVIEW!